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Ilhan: did i claim $30m in assets? i meant to say $60k.

now says her assets are $20-100k. she listed them as high as...
concupiscible sable stage sandwich
  04/20/26
how's she paying her daughter's $100K annual columbia tuitio...
cruel-hearted multi-colored voyeur giraffe
  04/20/26
probably by doing 0.0001% of the insider trading Trump is do...
Bipolar Vigorous Brunch
  04/20/26
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Comical regret
  04/20/26
, lisped the retard
sepia abusive quadroon parlor
  04/20/26
don’t give a shit. Trump’s done 1000x worse
Bipolar Vigorous Brunch
  04/20/26
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Sapphire liquid oxygen bawdyhouse
  04/20/26
then Trump is your God. Trump sets the standards for you and...
concupiscible sable stage sandwich
  04/20/26
No he hasn’t. Stop lying you stupid nigger.
maroon pocket flask
  04/20/26
yep, ljl at these people as they trade on Iran news to the t...
Flesh Internet-worthy Center Roast Beef
  04/20/26
you sound really brown
cruel-hearted multi-colored voyeur giraffe
  04/20/26
you sound like you own one of these https://a.co/d/0hy1Ib...
Bipolar Vigorous Brunch
  04/20/26
you sound like you enjoy watching your wife fuck darnell fro...
Flesh Internet-worthy Center Roast Beef
  04/20/26
No, they should ALL be investigated, indicted if there's evi...
Grizzly mind-boggling pozpig associate
  04/20/26
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Comical regret
  04/20/26
my money is all tied up in daycares!
Supple plum lay
  04/20/26
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bat shit crazy canary hall queen of the night
  04/20/26
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mahogany locale
  04/20/26
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stirring amber faggot firefighter digit ratio
  04/20/26
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painfully honest marketing idea public bath
  04/21/26
this seems like a retarded conspiracy theory. the most likel...
heady casino
  04/20/26
i think it was Dem-Somali grifting that drove an absurd, fal...
concupiscible sable stage sandwich
  04/20/26
so you think she's actually worth $30m? this just doesn't se...
heady casino
  04/20/26
no, i said the $30m was "an absurd, false number."...
concupiscible sable stage sandwich
  04/20/26
how many years in congress? Yeah, I do believe that figu...
Exhilarant Smoky Doctorate Nibblets
  04/20/26
SHE is worth pennies. But Addis Ababa Jihad Childcare Trust ...
Twinkling passionate puppy station
  04/20/26
i assume it's something like that. she and her husband neede...
concupiscible sable stage sandwich
  04/20/26
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bat shit crazy canary hall queen of the night
  04/20/26
she married a rich guy, it's probably whether his shit count...
Aromatic Arrogant Range Kitty
  04/20/26
Definitely an "accounting error." The first filing...
bat shit crazy canary hall queen of the night
  04/20/26
what set of circumstances could have possibly occurred to he...
Spectacular crusty forum blood rage
  04/20/26
sure. it takes 2 months to discover it is an accounting erro...
sepia abusive quadroon parlor
  04/20/26
It's all funny money anyway
Khaki Fragrant Stag Film
  04/20/26
i assume was either related to a mortgage scam she was pulli...
Rambunctious mad cow disease
  04/20/26
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concupiscible sable stage sandwich
  04/20/26
Table header was probably in 000, so she put 30,000 but shou...
Twinkling passionate puppy station
  04/20/26
30000k
Razzle-dazzle Area
  04/20/26
, champ
Supple plum lay
  04/20/26
guess I’ll vote for endless Republican wars for Israel...
Bipolar Vigorous Brunch
  04/20/26
killing muslims is 180 you retarded tranny pedophile
mahogany locale
  04/20/26
🚨 this is a WLMAS account 🚨
Comical regret
  04/20/26
if those darn israelis would just stop chopping the heads of...
sepia abusive quadroon parlor
  04/20/26
If she committed fraud, she should be held accountable.
Odious yapping codepig
  04/20/26
If you voted for Trump you should be held accountable (and w...
Bipolar Vigorous Brunch
  04/20/26
🚨 this is a WLMAS account 🚨
Comical regret
  04/20/26
trump is your savior you shall not want
sepia abusive quadroon parlor
  04/20/26
'When confronted by a Washington Post reporter, Omar remarke...
fiercely-loyal depressive
  04/20/26
"And every time the funds deposit, a malāk get its win...
concupiscible sable stage sandwich
  04/20/26
her defense apparently will be that they listed 100% of the ...
concupiscible sable stage sandwich
  04/20/26
i do the same fucking thing with my vanguard total market ac...
sepia abusive quadroon parlor
  04/20/26
sWeet
concupiscible sable stage sandwich
  04/20/26
What's the conclusion or accusation to be made from all this...
awkward violent parlour useless brakes
  04/20/26
Remember when they tried jailing trump for "inflating&q...
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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: concupiscible sable stage sandwich

now says her assets are $20-100k. she listed them as high as $30 million before the conservative press started asking questions.

https://x.com/Polymarket/status/2045518021905502565

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829038)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: cruel-hearted multi-colored voyeur giraffe

how's she paying her daughter's $100K annual columbia tuition?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829263)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Bipolar Vigorous Brunch

probably by doing 0.0001% of the insider trading Trump is doing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829279)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Comical regret

🚨 this is a WLMAS account 🚨



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829355)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: sepia abusive quadroon parlor

, lisped the retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829470)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Bipolar Vigorous Brunch

don’t give a shit. Trump’s done 1000x worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829050)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: Sapphire liquid oxygen bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829081)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: concupiscible sable stage sandwich

then Trump is your God. Trump sets the standards for you and is the source of meaning for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829087)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: maroon pocket flask

No he hasn’t. Stop lying you stupid nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829092)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: Flesh Internet-worthy Center Roast Beef

yep, ljl at these people as they trade on Iran news to the tune of billions every other day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829196)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: cruel-hearted multi-colored voyeur giraffe

you sound really brown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829265)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: Bipolar Vigorous Brunch

you sound like you own one of these

https://a.co/d/0hy1IbxE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829277)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: Flesh Internet-worthy Center Roast Beef

you sound like you enjoy watching your wife fuck darnell from cuck corner

oh! don't get upset and murder suicide your family!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829283)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Grizzly mind-boggling pozpig associate

No, they should ALL be investigated, indicted if there's evidence, and sent to jail if convicted. Every single one of the motherfuckers with no passes for any side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829327)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Comical regret

🚨 this is a WLMAS account 🚨



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829356)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Supple plum lay

my money is all tied up in daycares!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829053)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:37 PM
Author: bat shit crazy canary hall queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829439)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: mahogany locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829466)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: stirring amber faggot firefighter digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829739)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: painfully honest marketing idea public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49832206)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: heady casino

this seems like a retarded conspiracy theory. the most likely explanation is that it was actually an accounting error. i highly doubt she's some soros-funded billionaire or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829065)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: concupiscible sable stage sandwich

i think it was Dem-Somali grifting that drove an absurd, false number. after all, the accounting error was 500x. that's almost impossible to be a computational error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829084)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: heady casino

so you think she's actually worth $30m? this just doesn't seem likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829181)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: concupiscible sable stage sandwich

no, i said the $30m was "an absurd, false number." but i assume that grifting and graft were behind the false claim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829183)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Exhilarant Smoky Doctorate Nibblets

how many years in congress?

Yeah, I do believe that figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829193)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Twinkling passionate puppy station

SHE is worth pennies. But Addis Ababa Jihad Childcare Trust VII LLC is worth many tens of millions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829332)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: concupiscible sable stage sandwich

i assume it's something like that. she and her husband needed a series of inflated investments as a landing strip for the illegal money that would be flowing in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829388)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: bat shit crazy canary hall queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829442)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Aromatic Arrogant Range Kitty

she married a rich guy, it's probably whether his shit counts or is in some trust or some shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829411)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: bat shit crazy canary hall queen of the night

Definitely an "accounting error." The first filing probably "accounted for" a bunch of trusts, LLCs, S-Corps, off-shore accounts, and other assets that she owns, controls, and benefits from directly or indirectly. The corrected filing only "accounts for" her checking account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829429)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: Spectacular crusty forum blood rage

what set of circumstances could have possibly occurred to her self-reporting that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49830392)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: sepia abusive quadroon parlor

sure. it takes 2 months to discover it is an accounting error.

libs lie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829473)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: Khaki Fragrant Stag Film

It's all funny money anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829072)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Rambunctious mad cow disease

i assume was either related to a mortgage scam she was pulling, or the brownoids need to show off and brag about money they don't have.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829078)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: concupiscible sable stage sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829088)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: Twinkling passionate puppy station

Table header was probably in 000, so she put 30,000 but should have just put 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829082)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 12:13 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Area

30000k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829275)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Supple plum lay

, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829924)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Bipolar Vigorous Brunch

guess I’ll vote for endless Republican wars for Israel now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829235)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: mahogany locale

killing muslims is 180 you retarded tranny pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829343)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: Comical regret

🚨 this is a WLMAS account 🚨



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829368)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: sepia abusive quadroon parlor

if those darn israelis would just stop chopping the heads off of americans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829476)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Odious yapping codepig

If she committed fraud, she should be held accountable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829446)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:49 PM
Author: Bipolar Vigorous Brunch

If you voted for Trump you should be held accountable (and will)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829472)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: Comical regret

🚨 this is a WLMAS account 🚨



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829477)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: sepia abusive quadroon parlor

trump is your savior you shall not want

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829480)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal depressive

'When confronted by a Washington Post reporter, Omar remarked, "You're thinking of this all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The, the money's not here. Well, your money's in Mohamed's day care... that's right next to yours. And in the Maxamed day care, and Mohamud's day care, and, and a hundred others. Why, you're lending them the money to build, and then, they're going to pay it back to you as best they can."'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829672)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: concupiscible sable stage sandwich

"And every time the funds deposit, a malāk get its wings."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829726)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: concupiscible sable stage sandwich

her defense apparently will be that they listed 100% of the worth of her husband's investment vehicles even though he owned only tiny shares.

nothing to see here ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829733)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: sepia abusive quadroon parlor

i do the same fucking thing with my vanguard total market account.

i'm worth about $380 trillion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49830411)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: concupiscible sable stage sandwich

sWeet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49830490)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: awkward violent parlour useless brakes

What's the conclusion or accusation to be made from all this?

I'm honestly not sure.

Is this a 93k situation?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829915)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: Dull learning disabled stain temple

Remember when they tried jailing trump for "inflating" his assets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49830399)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:01 PM
Author: sepia abusive quadroon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49832121)