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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Indecent lavender electric furnace
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
bat shit crazy blue business firm prole
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Copper stock car volcanic crater
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Razzle-dazzle bipolar tanning salon
  01/26/16
jesus no...
Fishy Haunted Graveyard Cuckoldry
  10/24/16
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Razzle-dazzle bipolar tanning salon
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Beta Patrolman Senate
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bat shit crazy blue business firm prole
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Indecent lavender electric furnace
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Copper stock car volcanic crater
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  05/04/24
ruthless.
Twisted Place Of Business
  01/25/16
Brutal
Marvelous Effete Milk Locus
  01/25/16
...
Histrionic Doctorate Space
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
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  01/25/16
toxic
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*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
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Indecent lavender electric furnace
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Titillating Codepig
  01/25/16
damnit
drab multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
...
Beta Patrolman Senate
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Indecent lavender electric furnace
  01/25/16
jfc
amethyst chest-beating genital piercing hell
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Beta Patrolman Senate
  01/25/16
...
Indecent lavender electric furnace
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
amethyst chest-beating genital piercing hell
  01/25/16
Cr
Indecent lavender electric furnace
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Ocher Gas Station
  01/25/16
hm
Charismatic medicated azn juggernaut
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Ocher Gas Station
  01/25/16
wait
Bisexual mildly autistic point half-breed
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Copper stock car volcanic crater
  01/26/16
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Fiercely-loyal center
  01/25/16
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Indecent lavender electric furnace
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'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
frisky casino
  01/25/16
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unholy rough-skinned son of senegal
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Twisted Place Of Business
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
amethyst chest-beating genital piercing hell
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Twisted Place Of Business
  01/25/16
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Bisexual mildly autistic point half-breed
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Soul-stirring Temple Marketing Idea
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drab multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Titillating Codepig
  01/25/16
...
Indecent lavender electric furnace
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Vigorous Digit Ratio
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Indecent lavender electric furnace
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
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MASTERful work
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  01/25/16
damn
Ocher Gas Station
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O LORD
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jfc
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180 KILLSHOT
indigo lascivious jap
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
iridescent overrated brunch associate
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Beta Patrolman Senate
  01/25/16
Lmao
Indecent lavender electric furnace
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Copper stock car volcanic crater
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Filthy stage
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Crimson provocative boiling water international law enforcement agency
  10/13/23
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Bateful emerald love of her life french chef
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
drab multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
ouch
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  01/26/16
poison
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180
bat shit crazy blue business firm prole
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Bisexual mildly autistic point half-breed
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
salmon maniacal stag film
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
nudist tan idea he suggested state
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Copper stock car volcanic crater
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
Ocher Gas Station
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
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  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
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  01/26/16
RIP brother
dun roommate
  09/27/16
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Crimson provocative boiling water international law enforcement agency
  12/26/17
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fluffy gunner
  08/12/19
180
Razzle-dazzle bipolar tanning salon
  01/26/16
...
fluffy gunner
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
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Soul-stirring Temple Marketing Idea
  01/27/16
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Indecent lavender electric furnace
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
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but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
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...
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  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
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  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
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  02/22/16
God have mercy.
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18000000
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toxic
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180 existential horror
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  10/27/17
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  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
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JFC
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  07/28/25
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Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
galvanic startled yarmulke
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
cowardly wonderful location persian
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
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  01/25/16
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iridescent overrated brunch associate
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aphrodisiac cumskin bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Marvelous Effete Milk Locus
  01/25/16
toxic
Ocher Gas Station
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Marvelous Effete Milk Locus
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Ocher Gas Station
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Marvelous Effete Milk Locus
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Indecent lavender electric furnace
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Ocher Gas Station
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Indecent lavender electric furnace
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Amber Background Story
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Ocher Gas Station
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Marvelous Effete Milk Locus
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Vigorous Digit Ratio
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Marvelous Effete Milk Locus
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Vigorous Digit Ratio
  01/25/16
TY bro
Marvelous Effete Milk Locus
  01/25/16
...
iridescent overrated brunch associate
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Self-centered Roast Beef
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Histrionic Doctorate Space
  10/27/17
...
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Indecent lavender electric furnace
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Cyan misanthropic black woman rehab
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Exciting set trust fund
  10/27/17
credited advice
Cerebral cocky address fortuitous meteor
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Ocher Gas Station
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
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RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Ocher Gas Station
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Sapphire National
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Marvelous Effete Milk Locus
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Vigorous Digit Ratio
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Ocher Gas Station
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Indecent lavender electric furnace
  01/25/16
lol
Light new version
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...
Marvelous Effete Milk Locus
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Ocher Gas Station
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Marvelous Effete Milk Locus
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
bat shit crazy blue business firm prole
  01/26/16
...
Crimson provocative boiling water international law enforcement agency
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
indigo lascivious jap
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
indigo lascivious jap
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Marvelous Effete Milk Locus
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
indigo lascivious jap
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Ocher Gas Station
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
indigo lascivious jap
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Ocher Gas Station
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
indigo lascivious jap
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Indecent lavender electric furnace
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Marvelous Effete Milk Locus
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Ocher Gas Station
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Marvelous Effete Milk Locus
  01/25/16
Lmao
Electric Antidepressant Drug Elastic Band
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Indecent lavender electric furnace
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"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
amethyst chest-beating genital piercing hell
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Indecent lavender electric furnace
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lmao true
Ocher Gas Station
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...
Bisexual mildly autistic point half-breed
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...
Crimson provocative boiling water international law enforcement agency
  12/26/17
Haha
Maroon sickened property newt
  03/19/20
...
Marvelous Effete Milk Locus
  01/25/16
...
Titillating Codepig
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
salmon maniacal stag film
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Self-centered Roast Beef
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
violet passionate personal credit line
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
green coiffed feces
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Indecent lavender electric furnace
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Exciting set trust fund
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
dun roommate
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Thriller Laser Beams Famous Landscape Painting
  06/03/19
oh no
Razzmatazz Gay Pocket Flask
  08/08/19
LOL
Abusive Field Sweet Tailpipe
  03/16/20
JFC
Cyan misanthropic black woman rehab
  03/19/20
Update?
Magenta bull headed idiot
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Disturbing candlestick maker
  01/25/16
...
Marvelous Effete Milk Locus
  01/25/16
...
Soul-stirring Temple Marketing Idea
  05/19/16
...
Fiercely-loyal center
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
chrome confused site
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Titillating Codepig
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
chrome confused site
  01/26/16
Cr
Titillating Codepig
  01/26/16
...
Copper stock car volcanic crater
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...
Copper stock car volcanic crater
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Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
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...
galvanic startled yarmulke
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
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...
umber theater hunting ground
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Bat-shit-crazy ebony foreskin church building
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Hyperactive corn cake plaza
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
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...
maize magical karate indian lodge
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
bat shit crazy blue business firm prole
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Bisexual mildly autistic point half-breed
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
amethyst chest-beating genital piercing hell
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
lemon geriatric nowag
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Indecent lavender electric furnace
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Bat-shit-crazy ebony foreskin church building
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...
dashing sneaky criminal
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...
Maroon sickened property newt
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...
Razzle-dazzle bipolar tanning salon
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Bisexual mildly autistic point half-breed
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maize magical karate indian lodge
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Soul-stirring Temple Marketing Idea
  03/28/16
...
Demanding diverse den partner
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
scarlet church
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...
Indecent lavender electric furnace
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Amber Background Story
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Razzle-dazzle bipolar tanning salon
  01/26/16
...
Fishy Haunted Graveyard Cuckoldry
  10/24/16
...
Bisexual mildly autistic point half-breed
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Sapphire National
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Trip sooty heaven toaster
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...
Shivering private investor
  03/15/17
*applause*
Canary home
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...
Peach Beady-eyed Native Pistol
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...
Exciting set trust fund
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...
Bisexual mildly autistic point half-breed
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All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
chrome confused site
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Bisexual mildly autistic point half-breed
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Indecent lavender electric furnace
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...
chrome confused site
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
chrome confused site
  01/26/16
...
Titillating Codepig
  01/26/16
...
Vigorous Digit Ratio
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Infuriating goyim death wish
  01/26/16
Describe
chrome confused site
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Infuriating goyim death wish
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
chrome confused site
  01/26/16
...
Bisexual mildly autistic point half-breed
  01/26/16
...
Vigorous Digit Ratio
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Indecent lavender electric furnace
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Infuriating goyim death wish
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
amethyst chest-beating genital piercing hell
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Infuriating goyim death wish
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
slippery mauve public bath
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
fluffy gunner
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Infuriating goyim death wish
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
salmon maniacal stag film
  01/26/16
Fuck
slippery mauve public bath
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Fiercely-loyal center
  01/26/16
cq's!
Ocher Gas Station
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Infuriating goyim death wish
  01/26/16
...
Cyan misanthropic black woman rehab
  03/19/20
...
Shivering private investor
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
alcoholic round eye trailer park
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Amber Background Story
  01/26/16
except for your autism
galvanic startled yarmulke
  01/26/16
...
Indecent lavender electric furnace
  01/26/16
...
Cerebral cocky address fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Amber Background Story
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Vigorous Digit Ratio
  01/26/16
...
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lmao at the dog bit
lemon geriatric nowag
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fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
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do u love it
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wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
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Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
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it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
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ok fair im kinda slow today
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this guy gets it
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fighting racy mexican circlehead
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180
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Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
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mmm hmmm
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180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
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Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
salmon maniacal stag film
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wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
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Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
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180 twist
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THIS
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heady citrine brethren
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fluffy gunner
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All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
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I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
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fluffy gunner
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Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
salmon maniacal stag film
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Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
fluffy gunner
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And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
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cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
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sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
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shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
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Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
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Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
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The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
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Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
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Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
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I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
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180. *GULPS*
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...
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180
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Goodbye, XO.
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...
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what the fuck was in this?
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tyft brother
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  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
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mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
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Fiercely-loyal center
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This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
Useless Cracking Corner Faggot Firefighter
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Jfc
Indecent lavender electric furnace
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Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
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I hate this thread so fucking much
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Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
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Obeezy’s recent past*
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Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
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Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
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thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
yellow knife
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frum adventurous cuck
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Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
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getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
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37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
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Fiercely-loyal center
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: bat shit crazy blue business firm prole

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33119532)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: amethyst chest-beating genital piercing hell



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: amethyst chest-beating genital piercing hell



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: hideous carnelian mood meetinghouse



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: multi-colored pearl stead telephone



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Twisted Place Of Business

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Marvelous Effete Milk Locus

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Histrionic Doctorate Space



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Navy dead pit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: lime swashbuckling pisswyrm stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: frisky casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: internet-worthy concupiscible institution rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Titillating Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: drab multi-billionaire

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Beta Patrolman Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: amethyst chest-beating genital piercing hell

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Beta Patrolman Senate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: amethyst chest-beating genital piercing hell

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Ocher Gas Station

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Charismatic medicated azn juggernaut

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Ocher Gas Station

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Bisexual mildly autistic point half-breed

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Copper stock car volcanic crater



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: frisky casino

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: unholy rough-skinned son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Twisted Place Of Business

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: amethyst chest-beating genital piercing hell

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Twisted Place Of Business

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Bisexual mildly autistic point half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Temple Marketing Idea



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: aqua theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: drab multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Titillating Codepig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Vigorous Digit Ratio

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: supple coffee pot

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: sticky becky athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: odious shaky shitlib

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Navy dead pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Appetizing milky dragon



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Ocher Gas Station

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: maize magical karate indian lodge



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Lilac vibrant incel pervert

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: flesh theatre indirect expression

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: indigo lascivious jap

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: iridescent overrated brunch associate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Beta Patrolman Senate



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Immigrant Clown



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Copper stock car volcanic crater



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: maize magical karate indian lodge



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Author: fluffy gunner



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Magenta bull headed idiot



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: Crimson provocative boiling water international law enforcement agency



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Bateful emerald love of her life french chef

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: drab multi-billionaire

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: Tripping depressive

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: arousing flatulent lay ape

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: swollen fragrant nibblets



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: bat shit crazy blue business firm prole

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Bisexual mildly autistic point half-breed



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: salmon maniacal stag film

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: nudist tan idea he suggested state

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Copper stock car volcanic crater

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Ocher Gas Station

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Gay Pocket Flask

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Infuriating goyim death wish

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: dun roommate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Crimson provocative boiling water international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: fluffy gunner



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle bipolar tanning salon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: fluffy gunner



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: rose insane principal's office masturbator

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Temple Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: ruddy mischievous university toilet seat

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: ruddy mischievous university toilet seat

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: spruce legend resort



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Stirring boistinker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: jet school

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Adulterous hairraiser mental disorder locale

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: spectacular brilliant filthpig dog poop

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: olive zombie-like liquid oxygen

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: Walnut mewling hissy fit crackhouse



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: ivory hominid shrine

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Pungent quadroon menage

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: seedy deer antler

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Cyan misanthropic black woman rehab

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Flirting pontificating bbw chapel

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Shivering private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: aqua theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Slap-happy twinkling school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: wine disrespectful national security agency area

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: slippery mauve public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Filthy stage

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Avocado Lodge

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: flickering gaping

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: yellow knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: pea-brained onyx generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Cerebral cocky address fortuitous meteor

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: sadistic house crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Slate soggy nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Demanding diverse den partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Peach Beady-eyed Native Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: mentally impaired fanboi

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: galvanic startled yarmulke

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: cowardly wonderful location persian

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Appetizing milky dragon

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: iridescent overrated brunch associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cumskin bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Marvelous Effete Milk Locus

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Ocher Gas Station

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Marvelous Effete Milk Locus

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Ocher Gas Station

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Marvelous Effete Milk Locus

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Ocher Gas Station

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Amber Background Story

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Ocher Gas Station

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Marvelous Effete Milk Locus

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Vigorous Digit Ratio

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Marvelous Effete Milk Locus

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Vigorous Digit Ratio

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Marvelous Effete Milk Locus

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: iridescent overrated brunch associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Self-centered Roast Beef

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Histrionic Doctorate Space

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: motley opaque base kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Cyan misanthropic black woman rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Exciting set trust fund

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Cerebral cocky address fortuitous meteor

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Ocher Gas Station

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: red house-broken dilemma gay wizard

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Ocher Gas Station

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Sapphire National

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Marvelous Effete Milk Locus

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Vigorous Digit Ratio

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Ocher Gas Station

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Light new version

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Marvelous Effete Milk Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Ocher Gas Station

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Marvelous Effete Milk Locus

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: bat shit crazy blue business firm prole

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Crimson provocative boiling water international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: indigo lascivious jap

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: indigo lascivious jap

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Marvelous Effete Milk Locus

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: indigo lascivious jap

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Ocher Gas Station

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: indigo lascivious jap

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Ocher Gas Station

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: indigo lascivious jap

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Marvelous Effete Milk Locus

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Ocher Gas Station

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Marvelous Effete Milk Locus

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Electric Antidepressant Drug Elastic Band

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: amethyst chest-beating genital piercing hell

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Ocher Gas Station

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Bisexual mildly autistic point half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Crimson provocative boiling water international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Maroon sickened property newt

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Marvelous Effete Milk Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Titillating Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: salmon maniacal stag film

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Self-centered Roast Beef

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: violet passionate personal credit line

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: green coiffed feces

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Exciting set trust fund

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: dun roommate

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Thriller Laser Beams Famous Landscape Painting

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Gay Pocket Flask

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Abusive Field Sweet Tailpipe

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Cyan misanthropic black woman rehab

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Magenta bull headed idiot

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Disturbing candlestick maker

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Marvelous Effete Milk Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Temple Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: chrome confused site

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Titillating Codepig

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: chrome confused site

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Titillating Codepig

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Copper stock car volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Copper stock car volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: chrome confused site

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: galvanic startled yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: umber theater hunting ground

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: umber theater hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy ebony foreskin church building

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Hyperactive corn cake plaza

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: lemon geriatric nowag

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: maize magical karate indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: bat shit crazy blue business firm prole

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Bisexual mildly autistic point half-breed

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: amethyst chest-beating genital piercing hell

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: lemon geriatric nowag

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy ebony foreskin church building

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: dashing sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Maroon sickened property newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle bipolar tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Bisexual mildly autistic point half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: maize magical karate indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Temple Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Demanding diverse den partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: scarlet church

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Amber Background Story

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle bipolar tanning salon

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Fishy Haunted Graveyard Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Bisexual mildly autistic point half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Sapphire National

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Trip sooty heaven toaster

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Shivering private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Canary home

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Peach Beady-eyed Native Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Exciting set trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Bisexual mildly autistic point half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: chrome confused site

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Bisexual mildly autistic point half-breed

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: chrome confused site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: chrome confused site

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Titillating Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Vigorous Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Infuriating goyim death wish

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: chrome confused site

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Infuriating goyim death wish

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: chrome confused site

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Bisexual mildly autistic point half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Vigorous Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Infuriating goyim death wish

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: amethyst chest-beating genital piercing hell

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Infuriating goyim death wish

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: slippery mauve public bath

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: fluffy gunner

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Infuriating goyim death wish

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: salmon maniacal stag film

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: slippery mauve public bath

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal center

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Ocher Gas Station

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Infuriating goyim death wish

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Cyan misanthropic black woman rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Shivering private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: alcoholic round eye trailer park

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Amber Background Story

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: galvanic startled yarmulke

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Cerebral cocky address fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Amber Background Story

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Vigorous Digit Ratio

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: fluffy gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Amber Background Story

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: lemon geriatric nowag

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: maize magical karate indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Copper stock car volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Shivering private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Hyperactive corn cake plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: chrome confused site

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Fishy Haunted Graveyard Cuckoldry

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Temple Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: excitant sanctuary dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: big massive headpube

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Infuriating goyim death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Bisexual mildly autistic point half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: amethyst chest-beating genital piercing hell

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: angry smoky useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: lemon geriatric nowag

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Infuriating goyim death wish

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Bisexual mildly autistic point half-breed

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Infuriating goyim death wish

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Bisexual mildly autistic point half-breed

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Infuriating goyim death wish

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: mustard potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: lemon geriatric nowag

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Infuriating goyim death wish

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: amethyst chest-beating genital piercing hell

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Infuriating goyim death wish

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: amethyst chest-beating genital piercing hell

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: lemon geriatric nowag

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: amethyst chest-beating genital piercing hell

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Infuriating goyim death wish

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: fighting racy mexican circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Curious water buffalo

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: drab multi-billionaire

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: slippery mauve public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle bipolar tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Vigorous Digit Ratio

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: maize magical karate indian lodge

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: laughsome sex offender

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: lake party of the first part

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Comical haunting office skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: slippery mauve public bath

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Infuriating goyim death wish

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Curious water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Curious water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: salmon maniacal stag film

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Infuriating goyim death wish

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: salmon maniacal stag film

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Infuriating goyim death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Infuriating goyim death wish

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: salmon maniacal stag film

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Infuriating goyim death wish

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: salmon maniacal stag film

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Infuriating goyim death wish

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: salmon maniacal stag film

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Bisexual mildly autistic point half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Sapphire National

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: heady citrine brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: fluffy gunner

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: salmon maniacal stag film

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: fluffy gunner

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: salmon maniacal stag film

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: fluffy gunner

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: salmon maniacal stag film

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: fluffy gunner

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: salmon maniacal stag film

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: primrose splenetic spot macaca

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: salmon maniacal stag film

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: primrose splenetic spot macaca

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Ocher Gas Station

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: salmon maniacal stag film

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: fluffy gunner

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: salmon maniacal stag film

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Amber Background Story

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: salmon maniacal stag film

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: fluffy gunner

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: salmon maniacal stag film

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Ocher Gas Station

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: cheese-eating aromatic chad sandwich

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: drab multi-billionaire

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Appetizing milky dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: razzle vermilion halford garrison

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: iridescent overrated brunch associate

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: ruddy mischievous university toilet seat

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: talented deep travel guidebook

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: iridescent overrated brunch associate

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Infuriating goyim death wish

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: talented deep travel guidebook

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: fighting racy mexican circlehead

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Sapphire National

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Bisexual mildly autistic point half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Marvelous Effete Milk Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Temple Marketing Idea

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: heady citrine brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Pungent quadroon menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Bisexual mildly autistic point half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Honey-headed ladyboy

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Magenta bull headed idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Bisexual mildly autistic point half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: vivacious lettuce cruise ship

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: iridescent overrated brunch associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: amethyst chest-beating genital piercing hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: aqua theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: lemon geriatric nowag

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Magenta bull headed idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Bisexual mildly autistic point half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Pink messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: amethyst chest-beating genital piercing hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal center

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Ocher Gas Station

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: talented deep travel guidebook

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Pungent quadroon menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: rusted exhilarant range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal center

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: pearly nighttime wagecucks

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Exciting set trust fund

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: vivacious lettuce cruise ship

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Useless Cracking Corner Faggot Firefighter

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle bipolar tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: amethyst chest-beating genital piercing hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Shivering private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Pungent quadroon menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: floppy windowlicker kitchen

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: kink-friendly market regret

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Cyan misanthropic black woman rehab

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: glittery stain orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Temple Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Yapping Aquamarine Parlour Tattoo

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Cyan misanthropic black woman rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Bright bearded main people gaming laptop

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: anal offensive hall keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: amethyst chest-beating genital piercing hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: slippery mauve public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal center

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: yellow knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: 180 piazza

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: 180 piazza

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: rusted exhilarant range

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: khaki stubborn abode

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Marvelous Effete Milk Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: slippery mauve public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: contagious hairless whorehouse mad-dog skullcap

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: henna boyish ticket booth reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: slippery mauve public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Useless Cracking Corner Faggot Firefighter

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal center

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: silver bespoke rigor

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: primrose splenetic spot macaca

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: frum adventurous cuck

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: frum adventurous cuck

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: lemon geriatric nowag

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: frum adventurous cuck

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: slippery mauve public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: snowy library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: yellow knife

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: frum adventurous cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: frum adventurous cuck

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Ultramarine Parlor Blood Rage

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: jet school

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: frum adventurous cuck

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle bipolar tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: frum adventurous cuck

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: frum adventurous cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  charcoal

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author:  boltzmann

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author:  charcoal

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author:  charcoal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Grizzly mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: amethyst chest-beating genital piercing hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: lemon geriatric nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: lemon geriatric nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: alcoholic bistre trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: amethyst chest-beating genital piercing hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: chartreuse narrow-minded



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Peach Beady-eyed Native Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: lemon geriatric nowag

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: amethyst chest-beating genital piercing hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Magenta bull headed idiot



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: garnet old irish cottage

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: transparent

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Indecent lavender electric furnace



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: slippery mauve public bath



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Magenta bull headed idiot



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