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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680310) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM Author: salmon school that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680362) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM Author: lascivious degenerate university Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680416) Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM Author: talented windowlicker athletic conference lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33450476) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM Author: walnut stimulating macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680671) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM Author: salmon school so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680714) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM Author: walnut stimulating macaca Will do my best. TY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680754) Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM Author: irradiated bespoke giraffe abode ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29682035) Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM Author: vivacious trailer park love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35011459) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM Author: Low-t Tattoo you are slaying this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680335) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM Author: Low-t Tattoo DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680320) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM Author: walnut stimulating macaca Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680348) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM Author: Low-t Tattoo we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680364) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM Author: salmon school why do you think that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680436) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM Author: Low-t Tattoo A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680554) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM Author: salmon school i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680784) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM Author: Low-t Tattoo DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680325) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM Author: lascivious degenerate university Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s. Youre gonna maek and so am I (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680343) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM Author: walnut stimulating macaca She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me. TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680725) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM Author: salmon school how can she do better than with you? now go be that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680760) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM Author: walnut stimulating macaca I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680820) Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM Author: coiffed tan piazza Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38655437) Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM Author: lascivious degenerate university well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34543175) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM Author: Honey-headed cumskin "Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, " lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680357) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM Author: lascivious degenerate university Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes" Turns out a lot worse for many bros (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680372) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM Author: salmon school lmao true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680438) Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM Author: canary motley hominid fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29682074) Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM Author: vivacious trailer park love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35012399) Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM Author: very tactful mexican Haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39808783) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM Author: walnut stimulating macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680764) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM Author: Sticky roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680928) Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM Author: Heady emerald locus Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities. "You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is." Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683316) Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM Author: Bonkers gas station psychic CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her? 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Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681829) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM Author: Nofapping Misunderstood Parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681848) Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM Author: French Selfie Filthpig Y-...Yes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683517) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM Author: Rebellious claret deer antler You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683868) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM Author: Chocolate Cerebral Field "My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!" "Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past." 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'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683303) Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM Author: Chocolate Cerebral Field "For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683341) Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM Author: lascivious degenerate university Lmfao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683489) Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM Author: French Selfie Filthpig Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683523) Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM Author: nighttime pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605742) Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM Author: very tactful mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39779479) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM Author: Exhilarant meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684252) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM Author: canary motley hominid fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684291) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM Author: rusted theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684772) Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM Author: mint ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30156366) Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM Author: greedy aggressive theater stage water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38660220) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM Author: Grizzly arousing gaming laptop stage "And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile. She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago. "We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683667) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM Author: lascivious degenerate university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683761) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM Author: Indigo senate LOL this is brilliant work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684175) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM Author: Exhilarant meetinghouse Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work brother! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684259) Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM Author: razzle-dazzle really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31715965) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM Author: canary motley hominid fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684272) Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM Author: laughsome kitty "the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic" "She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green" JFC Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686616) Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM Author: Galvanic rambunctious death wish brunch cr this is poetry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30201794) Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM Author: deranged lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32833825) Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM Author: Dead mahogany hissy fit *applause* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34543111) Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM Author: Copper Blathering Stage Partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#43182576) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM Author: aphrodisiac effete mad-dog skullcap bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683679) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM Author: canary motley hominid fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683789) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM Author: vermilion bossy old irish cottage All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683797) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM Author: canary motley hominid fat ankles recommending their own IVF doctors (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683802) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM Author: lascivious degenerate university *googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683831) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM Author: vermilion bossy old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683840) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM Author: vermilion bossy old irish cottage packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683851) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM Author: Sticky roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683873) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM Author: chestnut native party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684049) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM Author: Provocative Flesh Parlor Mother Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684244) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM Author: vermilion bossy old irish cottage Describe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684270) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM Author: Provocative Flesh Parlor Mother 8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me FML moments on that trip were plentiful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684295) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM Author: vermilion bossy old irish cottage God damn brutal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684303) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM Author: canary motley hominid fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684304) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM Author: chestnut native party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684427) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM Author: lascivious degenerate university Please be flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684520) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM Author: Provocative Flesh Parlor Mother If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684624) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM Author: Honey-headed cumskin are u stil maried (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684694) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM Author: Provocative Flesh Parlor Mother yes - 3 years this May (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684701) Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM Author: Multi-colored impressive fanboi Desperately need an update on this marriage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#47734478) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM Author: Histrionic flatulent lodge I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685301) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Provocative Flesh Parlor Mother It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc. For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit. One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685641) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM Author: Heady emerald locus Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685696) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM Author: Multi-colored impressive fanboi Fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684899) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM Author: diverse olive temple why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685180) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM Author: salmon school cq's! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685268) Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Provocative Flesh Parlor Mother Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686563) Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM Author: thriller school cafeteria place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39808717) Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM Author: deranged lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32833828) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM Author: Contagious Talking Hunting Ground Cuck Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684182) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM Author: Indigo senate LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684186) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM Author: racy rose laser beams indirect expression except for your autism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684273) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM Author: lascivious degenerate university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684318) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM Author: big maroon shrine puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684324) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM Author: Indigo senate She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684414) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM Author: chestnut native party of the first part (Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684435) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM Author: Histrionic flatulent lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685274) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM Author: Indigo senate LOL fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685581) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM Author: Chocolate Cerebral Field tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684847) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM Author: rusted theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684784) Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM Author: domesticated roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32440058) Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM Author: deranged lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32833830) Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM Author: Rebellious claret deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35446904) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM Author: vermilion bossy old irish cottage Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684280) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM Author: razzle-dazzle really tough guy underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685673) Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM Author: mint ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29837939) Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM Author: Sienna vibrant headpube travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32000449) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM Author: flushed razzle hell why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684443) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM Author: Provocative Flesh Parlor Mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684472) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM Author: canary motley hominid fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684475) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM Author: Honey-headed cumskin jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684501) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM Author: electric wild dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684532) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM Author: Chocolate Cerebral Field lmao at the dog bit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684551) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM Author: Provocative Flesh Parlor Mother Do you think that it's real or that I made that up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684606) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM Author: canary motley hominid fat ankles fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684642) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM Author: Provocative Flesh Parlor Mother lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684656) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM Author: canary motley hominid fat ankles do u love it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684671) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM Author: Provocative Flesh Parlor Mother I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684698) Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM Author: Vigorous institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29726837) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM Author: Chocolate Cerebral Field Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684716) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM Author: Provocative Flesh Parlor Mother My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684725) Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM Author: lascivious degenerate university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30516035) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM Author: Honey-headed cumskin wtf we had my dog at our wedding :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684726) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM Author: Provocative Flesh Parlor Mother Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684740) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM Author: Honey-headed cumskin it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684751) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM Author: Chocolate Cerebral Field dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684755) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM Author: Honey-headed cumskin ok fair im kinda slow today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684771) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM Author: Provocative Flesh Parlor Mother this guy gets it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684774) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM Author: Titillating godawful center famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685212) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM Author: brilliant church building Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685219) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM Author: Hyperactive area wrinkle it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685684) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM Author: Multi-colored impressive fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685734) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM Author: Exhilarant meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684620) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM Author: chestnut native party of the first part *puts gun in mouth* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684633) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM Author: diverse olive temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684664) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM Author: rusted theatre *let's you borrow a bullet* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684884) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM Author: mind-boggling codepig JFC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684689) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM Author:  flickering doctorate 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684853) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM Author: sooty knife coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684937) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM Author: Multi-colored impressive fanboi I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684980) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM Author: Provocative Flesh Parlor Mother Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685164) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM Author: brilliant church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685270) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM Author: brilliant church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685194) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM Author: Heady emerald locus "the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you" PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685173) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM Author: Provocative Flesh Parlor Mother Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685189) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM Author: Heady emerald locus Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685317) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM Author: Provocative Flesh Parlor Mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685563) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM Author: Provocative Flesh Parlor Mother mmm hmmm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685564) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM Author: Heady emerald locus Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her? And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685582) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM Author: Provocative Flesh Parlor Mother 180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage. Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685611) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM Author: Heady emerald locus Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120? How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685643) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM Author: Provocative Flesh Parlor Mother wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685674) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM Author: Heady emerald locus Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was? Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685690) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM Author: lascivious degenerate university 180 twist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685588) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM Author: canary motley hominid fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685218) Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM Author: laughsome kitty THIS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686942) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM Author: unholy pocket flask queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685193) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM Author: Histrionic flatulent lodge Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685253) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM Author: Heady emerald locus All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685289) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM Author: Histrionic flatulent lodge No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685332) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM Author: Heady emerald locus I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes. Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about. Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685362) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM Author: Histrionic flatulent lodge If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685419) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM Author: Heady emerald locus Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing. Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685528) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM Author: Histrionic flatulent lodge Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685612) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Heady emerald locus And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party. But don't shit on people who enjoy such things. As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685636) Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM Author: Spectacular gold masturbator cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686827) Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM Author: Heady emerald locus I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex. And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29690324) Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM Author: Spectacular gold masturbator sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29695165) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM Author: salmon school shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685361) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM Author: Heady emerald locus Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish. And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back. Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685379) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM Author: Histrionic flatulent lodge Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685435) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM Author: Heady emerald locus The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense. But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685535) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM Author: Indigo senate Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685725) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM Author: Heady emerald locus Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle. Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party. But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685783) Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM Author: Histrionic flatulent lodge I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups. Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685920) Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM Author: Heady emerald locus Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather. As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding. 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First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked. Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years. Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on. As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play. A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32440839) Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM Author: aphrodisiac effete mad-dog skullcap bawdyhouse ... ... 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32973392) Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM Author: out-of-control mentally impaired new version If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know. If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice. Don't get married. Most people should never be married (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32974083) Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM Author: thriller school cafeteria place of business bump for leolenin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33449151) Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM Author:  garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33450386) Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM Author: mint ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33450409) Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM Author:  pea-brained faggot firefighter resort *furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33545689) Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM Author: thriller school cafeteria place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33689269) Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM Author: flirting range yarmulke where is corporate slave? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33729047) Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM Author:  (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34018777) Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM Author: Honey-headed cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34291351) Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM Author: Multi-colored impressive fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34541789) Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM Author: diverse olive temple This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34541842) Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM Author: Red cracking business firm foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35011311) Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM Author: brass sick Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after. Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now. Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands. But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35011392) Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM Author: lascivious degenerate university xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35011407) Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM Author: brass sick Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35011546) Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM Author: twisted gay depressive No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35446889) Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM Author:  alcoholic legal warrant cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36120524) Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM Author: walnut stimulating macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36493744) Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM Author: Multi-colored impressive fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36071800) Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM Author: lascivious degenerate university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36493633) Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM Author:  fighting reading party man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36493792) Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM Author: lascivious degenerate university The signs were, sadly, all there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36493799) Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM Author: Black excitant dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36493763) Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM Author: Multi-colored impressive fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605614) Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM Author: lascivious degenerate university Not what I needed right now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605618) Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM Author: diverse olive temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605673) Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM Author:  apoplectic son of senegal den This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605696) Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM Author: lascivious degenerate university Jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605700) Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM Author: diverse olive temple Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605671) Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM Author:  tripping quadroon I hate this thread so fucking much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605749) Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM Author: Spectacular gold masturbator I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605917) Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM Author: Pink Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37606174) Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM Author: Pink Obeezy’s recent past* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38061344) Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM Author: Chocolate Cerebral Field Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37606311) Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM Author: Pink Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation. For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you! 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