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What the hell does "Salesforce" do?

So many fake "companies" out there
Irradiated sable senate
  03/26/19
*mumbles something about the CLOUD*
diverse maniacal chapel
  03/26/19
It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.
Fuchsia hairraiser locus
  03/26/19
its just another database shit to manage client contact. ...
bossy locale depressive
  03/26/19
CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of as...
Cruel-hearted field rigor
  03/26/19
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Irradiated sable senate
  03/26/19
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thriller silver haunted graveyard hissy fit
  03/26/19
...
Fuchsia hairraiser locus
  03/26/19
So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?
motley library
  03/26/19
Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockc...
Fuchsia hairraiser locus
  03/26/19
can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?
diverse maniacal chapel
  03/26/19
O F S F S
Cruel-hearted field rigor
  03/26/19
*flashes HUGE grin* Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC...
Fuchsia hairraiser locus
  03/26/19
180
Startling arousing roast beef
  03/26/19
And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: htt...
Fuchsia hairraiser locus
  03/26/19
A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this ...
Sienna tanning salon antidepressant drug
  03/26/19
Yes. They have an enormous datastore
Nubile mood
  08/06/19
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bossy locale depressive
  03/26/19
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Orchid titillating principal's office
  03/26/19
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massive wrinkle
  03/26/19
Their platform is sps
Autistic toaster
  03/26/19
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Cruel-hearted field rigor
  03/26/19
Compared to what?
Fuchsia hairraiser locus
  03/26/19
Literally every fucking crm made since 99
citrine indirect expression
  03/26/19
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Autistic toaster
  03/26/19
...
mahogany cuck partner
  07/10/19
Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up...
ruby buck-toothed really tough guy round eye
  03/26/19
It is CRM. good software all things considered.
Sienna tanning salon antidepressant drug
  03/26/19
So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it Easy wa...
tantric orchestra pit scourge upon the earth
  03/26/19
(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com
citrine indirect expression
  03/26/19
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tantric orchestra pit scourge upon the earth
  03/26/19
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citrine indirect expression
  06/18/19
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citrine indirect expression
  06/26/25
If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry,...
Sienna tanning salon antidepressant drug
  03/26/19
cr
tantric orchestra pit scourge upon the earth
  03/26/19
Zoho
ebony big point
  08/07/19
Forces you to buy shit from sales chads
Peach Rehab Factory Reset Button
  03/26/19
Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars...
insanely creepy turdskin
  03/26/19
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splenetic excitant background story area
  07/10/19
It is complete and utter trash
mahogany cuck partner
  07/10/19
cr it's a flaming heap of shit
Racy house multi-billionaire
  07/10/19
iirc it's data entry software
razzmatazz coiffed fortuitous meteor hall
  07/10/19
Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what...
Curious dull heaven
  07/10/19
It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing. ...
Racy house multi-billionaire
  07/10/19
And it still looks like a 1999 database
Autistic toaster
  08/06/19
Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuf...
Nubile mood
  08/06/19
essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in sell...
Adventurous range
  08/07/19
Boom might now
Insecure people who are hurt
  08/06/19
I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort
flesh gaming laptop
  08/07/19
Money laundering scheme
Shaky University Pozpig
  08/07/19
lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in i...
Adventurous range
  08/07/19
...
Insecure people who are hurt
  11/09/19
...
Irradiated sable senate
  06/26/25
take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records
Cobalt Potus
  06/26/25
forces sales
rusted odious nowag
  06/26/25


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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:20 AM
Author: Irradiated sable senate

So many fake "companies" out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992263)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: diverse maniacal chapel

*mumbles something about the CLOUD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992274)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Fuchsia hairraiser locus

It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992331)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:25 AM
Author: bossy locale depressive

its just another database shit to manage client contact.

Pretty useful tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992283)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted field rigor

CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of asking proles if they have their "saver card" on their keychain when you "ring them up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992286)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Irradiated sable senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992295)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:29 AM
Author: thriller silver haunted graveyard hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992305)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Fuchsia hairraiser locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992326)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:32 AM
Author: motley library

So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992338)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Fuchsia hairraiser locus

Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockchain, but the key is that they have the interface and tools for CRM built-in.

If you're a SFDC customer, I'm not sure why you would care if your CRM is based on blockchain or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992352)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:37 AM
Author: diverse maniacal chapel

can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992360)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:38 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted field rigor

O F S

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992365)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: Fuchsia hairraiser locus

*flashes HUGE grin*

Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC's customer base harness big data is really at the core of SFDC's revolutionary technology. But that's just the beginning. Utilizing [TMF's company's] analytics tools and cutting-edge technology, we can take you to the next level. Contact our salesperson for a meeting where we'll help you serve the needs of your customers - even the ones they don't know they have yet!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992386)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:59 AM
Author: Startling arousing roast beef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992478)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:08 AM
Author: Fuchsia hairraiser locus

And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: https://www.salesforce.com/blog/2018/12/what-is-the-fourth-industrial-revolution-4IR.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992524)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: Sienna tanning salon antidepressant drug

A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994706)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:55 PM
Author: Nubile mood

Yes. They have an enormous datastore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649738)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:58 AM
Author: bossy locale depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992471)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:15 PM
Author: Orchid titillating principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994068)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:30 AM
Author: massive wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992322)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Autistic toaster

Their platform is sps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992373)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted field rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992379)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: Fuchsia hairraiser locus

Compared to what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37993645)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:08 PM
Author: citrine indirect expression

Literally every fucking crm made since 99

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994018)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Autistic toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994076)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: mahogany cuck partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38510663)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: ruby buck-toothed really tough guy round eye

Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up to.

Let's your sales channel claim log opportunities so that you avoid conflict (e.g., two CA reps pursuing the same opportunity with Google).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992489)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: Sienna tanning salon antidepressant drug

It is CRM. good software all things considered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37993639)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: tantric orchestra pit scourge upon the earth

So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it

Easy way to start a biz is just make a Salesforce competitor. You won't get yuge but you can get a few million in sales and chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994010)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:09 PM
Author: citrine indirect expression

(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994027)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:10 PM
Author: tantric orchestra pit scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994040)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: citrine indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38407018)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: citrine indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#49051935)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:13 PM
Author: Sienna tanning salon antidepressant drug

If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry, you will make a killing. I used to work at such a company. I didn't make shit but the owner made $100mm off the sale of the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994055)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:52 PM
Author: tantric orchestra pit scourge upon the earth

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994278)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:19 AM
Author: ebony big point

Zoho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649797)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Peach Rehab Factory Reset Button

Forces you to buy shit from sales chads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994077)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author: insanely creepy turdskin

Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994132)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: splenetic excitant background story area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38510672)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: mahogany cuck partner

It is complete and utter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38510662)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Racy house multi-billionaire

cr

it's a flaming heap of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38510832)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: razzmatazz coiffed fortuitous meteor hall

iirc it's data entry software

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38510707)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: Curious dull heaven

Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what this company does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38510760)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:23 PM
Author: Racy house multi-billionaire

It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing.

It does a lot, but basically it's a giant rolodex for all sales activities, client relationships, invoices, etc. it's usually the central database of revenue-generating departments for businesses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38510840)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:45 PM
Author: Autistic toaster

And it still looks like a 1999 database

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649710)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: Nubile mood

Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuff (you can actually write your own webapps using their underlying technologies rather than rolling your own servers or servlets or whatever) but this is easily the most important part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649748)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:40 AM
Author: Adventurous range

essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in selling a cloud platform to the IT Departments of Sales teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649843)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:42 PM
Author: Insecure people who are hurt

Boom might now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649695)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: flesh gaming laptop

I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649802)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: Shaky University Pozpig

Money laundering scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649805)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: Adventurous range

lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in implementation costs to set things up right the first time

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649846)



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Date: November 9th, 2019 9:10 AM
Author: Insecure people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#39092942)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Irradiated sable senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#49051901)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Cobalt Potus

take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#49051941)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: rusted odious nowag

forces sales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#49051946)