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Imagine being Hezbollah’s IT guy right now

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concupiscible indirect expression
  09/18/24
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trip sex offender clown
  09/18/24
"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled ...
trip sex offender clown
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concupiscible indirect expression
  09/18/24
IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now
Galvanic nighttime dog poop school cafeteria
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Chartreuse Mind-boggling Sandwich
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glassy hospital
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bateful impressive school
  09/18/24
“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”...
concupiscible indirect expression
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Swashbuckling circlehead
  09/18/24
"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done AS...
brindle point
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Thirsty comical pozpig
  09/19/24
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Magenta razzmatazz mad-dog skullcap immigrant
  09/18/24
Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated...
Beta set azn
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orchid dashing halford community account
  09/18/24
"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jite...
purple lodge
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Beta set azn
  09/18/24
xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having th...
fragrant greedy headpube
  09/18/24
Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting cann...
Salmon codepig
  09/18/24
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Magenta razzmatazz mad-dog skullcap immigrant
  09/18/24
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rose gas station
  09/18/24
PIP coming, no doubt about it
ocher station
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concupiscible indirect expression
  09/18/24
The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's a...
fragrant greedy headpube
  09/18/24
True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getti...
concupiscible indirect expression
  09/18/24
1. He didn't fuck this up. 2. They need him to fix it. He...
fragrant greedy headpube
  09/18/24
The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?
concupiscible indirect expression
  09/18/24
The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you ...
fragrant greedy headpube
  09/18/24
Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I woul...
fragrant greedy headpube
  09/18/24
how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short...
low-t dilemma
  09/18/24
Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make th...
fragrant greedy headpube
  09/18/24
wait, I can think of a solution
low-t dilemma
  09/18/24
Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phon...
fragrant greedy headpube
  09/18/24
another type of solution
low-t dilemma
  09/18/24
We don’t need temporary fixes
concupiscible indirect expression
  09/18/24
If we get them all, it wont be temp
Pearly becky mental disorder
  09/19/24
Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review...
henna marvelous giraffe french chef
  09/18/24
The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fing...
fragrant greedy headpube
  09/18/24
WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
concupiscible indirect expression
  09/18/24
TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.
fragrant greedy headpube
  09/18/24
Imagine being Israel's IT guy.
fragrant greedy headpube
  09/18/24
Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah n...
ocher station
  09/19/24
Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?
fragrant greedy headpube
  09/19/24
increase your IQ please
ocher station
  09/19/24
lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled gene...
fragrant greedy headpube
  09/19/24
Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days requi...
concupiscible indirect expression
  09/19/24
exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this ...
ocher station
  09/19/24
He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/...
concupiscible indirect expression
  09/19/24
u poasted the wrong link
fragrant greedy headpube
  09/19/24
Bro, how dumb are you, for real?
concupiscible indirect expression
  09/19/24
How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.
fragrant greedy headpube
  09/19/24
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ocher station
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A Dick is Not Dispositive
  10/10/25


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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: concupiscible indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48103439)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: trip sex offender clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48103444)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: trip sex offender clown

"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled in the basement?"

"Just a small going away party, my friend"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48103447)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: concupiscible indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48103856)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Galvanic nighttime dog poop school cafeteria

IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48103452)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Chartreuse Mind-boggling Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48103458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: glassy hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48103858)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: bateful impressive school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48103859)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: concupiscible indirect expression

“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”

The supplier: https://images.app.goo.gl/FEqE3jTj993P9KUw6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48103875)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Swashbuckling circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48103881)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: brindle point

"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48103926)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: Thirsty comical pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48108458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Magenta razzmatazz mad-dog skullcap immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48103453)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: Beta set azn

Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated to tier 2 support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48103872)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: orchid dashing halford community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48103885)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: purple lodge

"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jitender, mean Johnny... plz kindly hold saar"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48103955)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: Beta set azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106467)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: fragrant greedy headpube

xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having this actual conversation. What a shame. What a surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106523)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: Salmon codepig

Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting canned as Apple's Chief of Security after the Fappening, and now this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48103894)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: Magenta razzmatazz mad-dog skullcap immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48103931)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: rose gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48104396)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: ocher station

PIP coming, no doubt about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48104428)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: concupiscible indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106716)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: fragrant greedy headpube

The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's absurd how fucking naive some of you people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106721)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: concupiscible indirect expression

True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getting promoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106734)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: fragrant greedy headpube

1. He didn't fuck this up.

2. They need him to fix it. He's the most valuable man in Lebanon.

That's how things work in the real world, not in the fever dreams of Mossadcucks ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106740)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: concupiscible indirect expression

The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106826)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: fragrant greedy headpube

The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you order some shit from Amazon and UPS delivers a bomb to your door, do you blame yourself?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106829)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: fragrant greedy headpube

Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I would order all radios direct from Russia and China

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106483)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: low-t dilemma

how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short range radios and pagers? they are cut off as fuck and trusting the Taiwanese not to fuck them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106494)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: fragrant greedy headpube

Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make their own shit after this. Israel made all 10 billion people on earth afraid of their own phones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106512)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: low-t dilemma

wait, I can think of a solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106535)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: fragrant greedy headpube

Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phone even if I have to smuggle it illegally in my luggage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106542)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: low-t dilemma

another type of solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106545)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: concupiscible indirect expression

We don’t need temporary fixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106720)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Pearly becky mental disorder

If we get them all, it wont be temp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48108667)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: henna marvelous giraffe french chef

Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review meeting as we discuss best practices and guidelines related to vendor sourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106528)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: fragrant greedy headpube

The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fingerpointing within Hezbollah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106533)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: concupiscible indirect expression

WHOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106723)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: fragrant greedy headpube

TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106727)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: fragrant greedy headpube

Imagine being Israel's IT guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106732)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: ocher station

Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48108444)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: fragrant greedy headpube

Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48108452)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: ocher station

increase your IQ please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48108660)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: fragrant greedy headpube

lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled generic insults. Keep going \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48108680)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: concupiscible indirect expression

Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days required in office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48108456)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: ocher station

exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this 3D chess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48108658)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: concupiscible indirect expression

He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/1836517946769969492

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48110413)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: fragrant greedy headpube

u poasted the wrong link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48110427)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: concupiscible indirect expression

Bro, how dumb are you, for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48110432)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: fragrant greedy headpube

How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48111463)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: ocher station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48111457)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#49340186)