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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
autistic philosopher-king deer antler
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
sepia charismatic circlehead crackhouse
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Marvelous Clown Piazza
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Dun Therapy
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
low-t electric becky
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
autistic philosopher-king deer antler
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
low-t electric becky
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Dun Therapy
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
low-t electric becky
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Dun Therapy
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
low-t electric becky
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Dun Therapy
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
low-t electric becky
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
autistic philosopher-king deer antler
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
low-t electric becky
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Dun Therapy
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
low-t electric becky
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Sooty dilemma son of senegal
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
low-t electric becky
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Sooty dilemma son of senegal
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
low-t electric becky
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
ruddy out-of-control plaza faggotry
  04/08/25
that's rude
low-t electric becky
  04/08/25
...
autistic philosopher-king deer antler
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
diverse indian lodge bbw
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Dun Therapy
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
obsidian yapping university
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
low-t electric becky
  04/08/25
...
autistic philosopher-king deer antler
  04/08/25
...
low-t electric becky
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
autistic philosopher-king deer antler
  04/09/25
...
autistic philosopher-king deer antler
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Scarlet resort immigrant
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
comical locus voyeur
  04/09/25
Ty
low-t electric becky
  04/09/25
...
Racy Cumskin
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
overrated irradiated brunch
  04/09/25
...
low-t electric becky
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Spectacular parlor friendly grandma
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
low-t electric becky
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
low-t electric becky
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
cerise point
  05/02/25
...
low-t electric becky
  05/12/25
...
low-t electric becky
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
low-t electric becky
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
comical locus voyeur
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
low-t electric becky
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Sooty dilemma son of senegal
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
low-t electric becky
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Sooty dilemma son of senegal
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Mind-boggling Magenta Kitchen International Law Enforcement Agency
  06/03/25
...
low-t electric becky
  06/26/25
OP?
low-t electric becky
  06/27/25
...
low-t electric becky
  07/09/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: autistic philosopher-king deer antler

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: sepia charismatic circlehead crackhouse

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Marvelous Clown Piazza

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Dun Therapy

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: low-t electric becky

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: autistic philosopher-king deer antler

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: low-t electric becky

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Dun Therapy

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: low-t electric becky

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Dun Therapy

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: low-t electric becky

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Dun Therapy

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: low-t electric becky

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: autistic philosopher-king deer antler

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: low-t electric becky

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Dun Therapy

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: low-t electric becky

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Sooty dilemma son of senegal

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: low-t electric becky

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Sooty dilemma son of senegal

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: low-t electric becky

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: ruddy out-of-control plaza faggotry

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: low-t electric becky

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: autistic philosopher-king deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: diverse indian lodge bbw

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Dun Therapy

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: obsidian yapping university

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: low-t electric becky

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: autistic philosopher-king deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: low-t electric becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: autistic philosopher-king deer antler

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: autistic philosopher-king deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Scarlet resort immigrant

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: comical locus voyeur

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: low-t electric becky

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Racy Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: overrated irradiated brunch

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: low-t electric becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Spectacular parlor friendly grandma

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: low-t electric becky

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: low-t electric becky

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: cerise point

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: low-t electric becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: low-t electric becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: low-t electric becky

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: comical locus voyeur

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: low-t electric becky

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Sooty dilemma son of senegal

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: low-t electric becky

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Sooty dilemma son of senegal

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Magenta Kitchen International Law Enforcement Agency

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: low-t electric becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: low-t electric becky

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: low-t electric becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#49087305)