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Date: May 21st, 2025 10:15 PM Author: Anal Garrison https://x.com/hclpokershow/status/1924668014194262391?s=46 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48952444) |
Date: May 21st, 2025 10:18 PM Author: lime big-titted milk theatre why didn't you raise preflop
lol with that many people in the pot you basically already lost on the flop |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 10:21 PM Author: Anal Garrison Blinds are $10/$20/$40
Ronnie raised to $240
I three bet to $700
5 people called |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 10:22 PM Author: lime big-titted milk theatre alright that's just unlucky they all had random garbage and were insane to call that much preflop wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48952461) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 10:24 PM Author: Anal Garrison You do realize I won the hand right (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48952464) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 10:25 PM Author: lime big-titted milk theatre LOL really i turned it off i assumed you lost
just watched the end hahahahaha those guys got owned |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 10:50 PM Author: Smoky step-uncle's house community account did you actually think you were up at the flop, or you knew you were behind and hoping to nail a Q? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48952498) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 10:54 PM Author: Anal Garrison I was delusional and thought that there’s no way a hand with a 4 calls my 3 bet to $700. In my head I convinced myself they both had a lower overpair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48952504) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 2:23 AM Author: Violet greedy stage dingle berry Incredibly loose table
That notwithstanding: - this is why calling 3 bets with garbage from early position is poor play -- even if you hit something, high cards have a much better chance of dominating your outs. Statistically, what should have happened, did.
FWIW I didn't plug anything into a solver but I'd guess you were way closer to GTO than the others (which admittedly has limited value at that table). |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:42 PM Author: concupiscible insanely creepy giraffe LJL at these degens calling $700 bets in a 10/20/40 game with 10-6 and 4-3 and K-6. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48953652) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:08 PM Author: spectacular sanctuary philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48953767) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 7:18 PM Author: Outnumbered double fault There are a TON of off table dynamics influencing play on higher stakes live stream games
NOBODY is playing the same starting range or VPP as their local card room / home game
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 7:22 PM Author: Anal Garrison this is true but those calls were still wild for an action stream game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48954906) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 10:32 PM Author: multi-colored turdskin Ken @solflipseth That guy who shoved with queens after that action sucks at poker 1:18 AM · May 20, 2025 · 1,519 Views
Mike @MMCD1204 Dumbest player I’ve seen in a while
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Date: May 21st, 2025 10:34 PM Author: Anal Garrison That’s my tweet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48952474) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:45 PM Author: concupiscible insanely creepy giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48953662) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:46 PM Author: Pearl mind-boggling hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48953669) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 10:44 PM Author: elite legal warrant "huge cock ken" lmao 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48952482) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 10:48 PM Author: Smoky step-uncle's house community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48952492) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 10:56 PM Author: Anal Garrison I’m friends with the announcer and he gave me that nickname. He asked my permission to call me that before the stream and I told him to go ahead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48952505) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 11:00 PM Author: sooty wonderful shrine french chef Can you back it up? Might be awkward with women if not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48952515) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 11:16 PM Author: Anal Garrison Men* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48952537) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 7:46 PM Author: elite legal warrant That should be your moniker too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48954946) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 11:17 PM Author: Disturbing Coffee Pot Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48952540) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 10:45 PM Author: Hyperventilating stage gay wizard way to go Chandler!
great way to get invited back.
edit: retarded play by Nikos raising to 3k with 6.4k allowed you to sperg out and get paid. opa! |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 10:50 PM Author: Anal Garrison I’m on June 2nd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48952497) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:12 PM Author: spectacular sanctuary philosopher-king it's amazing when pot odds turn an otherwise bad play into an almost reasonable one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48953785) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 10:58 PM Author: Cerise principal's office background story lol HC Ken (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48952510) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 11:03 PM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Crusty Travel Guidebook Blood Rage There’s a guy weighing 500 pounds, a chubby guy straight of the boat of china, a bald man, and a guy who looks like a mass shooter in a hoodie. Are you one of these? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48952519) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 11:04 PM Author: Smoky step-uncle's house community account he's the chubby fob. dis a chandrer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48952520) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 11:15 PM Author: Anal Garrison I’m the guy wearing the attire with CSLG’s name on it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48952535) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 11:15 PM Author: Self-centered Bat-shit-crazy Patrolman Way to go, buddy! Proud of you! Hope to meet up someday! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48952533) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 11:15 PM Author: Anal Garrison Love you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48952536) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 11:30 PM Author: Bistre pervert corner which asian are you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48952568) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 11:56 PM Author: Unhinged Organic Girlfriend Theater Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48952613) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 11:58 PM Author: Anal Garrison Does it really matter we’re all the same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48952614) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Violet greedy stage dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48952773) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:07 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal mediation lodge Holy shit 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48952702) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:14 AM Author: Ocher razzle private investor foreskin I think 43 had no business calling preflop, but taking the flop as a given everybody made the right decision. 33 has to assume he's ahead. 43 has the nuts. QQ can't run scared thinking "what if somebody called with rags and has me beat." If you fold in this scenario, you're exploitable by mindless aggression. Lucky for you that the third lady came. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48952725) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 2:03 AM Author: stirring effete jewess menage He didn't have to fold though the raise was to 3k and he pushed all in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48952752) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 2:04 AM Author: Ocher razzle private investor foreskin In that scenario your choices are fold or push. Calling is worse than either. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48952754) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 2:33 AM Author: Violet greedy stage dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48952771) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Violet greedy stage dingle berry You're not going to win by calling. Only time to call is if you are trying not to scare them off or pot equity doesn't merit a raise but you think you win by staying in. In almost every instance, you should be raising or folding. Failure to play aggressively will be punished by retards hitting shit on the flop that they should never have seen in the first place. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48952772) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 3:04 AM Author: Outnumbered double fault Depends
Flat calling top/mid pair oop to button is often more +ev than donk betting or raising flop |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 8:08 AM Author: dashing black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48952962) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:46 PM Author: concupiscible insanely creepy giraffe CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48953670) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:53 AM Author: coiffed skinny woman office assumed this was a gag until i saw the hoodie.
amazing luck, great entertainment.
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 2:05 AM Author: Ocher razzle private investor foreskin Queen will come about 8% of the time, it's lucky but it's not THAT amazingly lucky. True poker scholarship is considering that you're ahead in this situation some of the time and will also draw out 8% of the time. Then you have to factor in the cost of going all in vs. the size of the pot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48952755) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 8:08 AM Author: dashing black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48952963) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 2:06 AM Author: stirring effete jewess menage What books should I read to become decent at NL hold em? I play a friendly game with a pro or two, would like to improve my knowledge. We play tournament style and I usually do pretty well when there are a lot of players left but have trouble adjusting to fewer players (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48952757) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 2:08 AM Author: Ocher razzle private investor foreskin Sklansky's "Theory of Poker" remains the GOAT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48952758) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 2:30 AM Author: Violet greedy stage dingle berry Don't read too much, just memorize your starting hand charts for each position based on how loose you want to play, and get fast at calculating your odds for every single hand post flop. After awhile of that, start learning GTO and you'll develop a really intuitive feel for things. After enough time, you may not be able to precisely play GTO in every situation, but you'll start to get a feel for what you should do at times when you're unsure and you'll get better at identifying weird betting patterns that don't make sense. Just about every Linus Loeliger is worth watching and thinking through. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48952769) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 3:06 AM Author: Outnumbered double fault Don't read any books. Watch the video series on reading tells (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48952782) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 7:09 PM Author: stirring effete jewess menage Which (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48954883) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 10:41 AM Author: Anal Garrison You need to study solvers or you’re behind.
If you play like a solver though you never get invited to the good games. |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:36 PM Author: Disturbing Coffee Pot Base Who are the most famous poker pros you've played against in person? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48953630) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 7:07 PM Author: Anal Garrison never played a famous old school pro but have played some famous youtubers
masato yokosawa, rampage, frankie c., corey eyring |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 7:21 PM Author: stirring effete jewess menage Is there a particular program or something I should use (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48954905) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 7:29 PM Author: Anal Garrison GTO Wizard is the most famous, but it teaches you to play like a robot.
In LA almost all games above 5/10 NL are private nowadays. Commerce will occasionally have 10/20 and 20/40 but otherwise every big game in LA is private and invite-only, because otherwise they get infested with pros who wear headphones, don't talk, play GTO style, and ruin the game for recs. |
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Date: May 23rd, 2025 10:53 AM Author: stirring effete jewess menage i don't care about that i'm just playing with friends, one of whom is a legit pro, and want to not be a complete dumbass. right now i have knowledge of principles like pot odds but need some primer on the strategy. would you recommend going to a solver, or would it be better to start with a book or video series. thank you friend! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48956065) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:39 PM Author: concupiscible insanely creepy giraffe This is the most xo-poster-looking group I've seen in a long time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48953640) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:40 PM Author: lime big-titted milk theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48953647) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:46 PM Author: concupiscible insanely creepy giraffe Well done, Chandler. What did you buy in? How much did you walk away with? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48953674) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:01 PM Author: Anal Garrison 5k, left with 29k
had a 5k to 23k session last month too
still a loser overall but on a big upswing |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:02 PM Author: Smoky step-uncle's house community account can you commission a torah for our shul in CSLG's honor since he won't? be a good goy! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48953737) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:14 PM Author: spectacular sanctuary philosopher-king what type of lawnmower do you have? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48953791) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Disturbing Coffee Pot Base cq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48953795) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:40 PM Author: Outnumbered double fault Nobody in SoCal mows their own yard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48953940) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:40 PM Author: Anal Garrison i have a weekly gardener who does it all, i have 2 100+ foot tall trees on my property and 7 total trees. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48953943) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 2:11 PM Author: spectacular sanctuary philosopher-king why is he climbing multiple 100+ foot tall trees? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48954040) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 4:31 PM Author: Anal Garrison to spy on my neighbors (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48954407) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 10:43 PM Author: Anal Garrison I have determined the trees are approximately 50-70 feet tall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48955288) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2025 10:25 AM Author: spectacular sanctuary philosopher-king You should check out https://reddit.com/r/treelaw
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:14 PM Author: Hairraiser coldplay fan faggotry Huge balls! Congrats! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48953793) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:44 PM Author: Outnumbered double fault One of the shittiest feelings in NLHE is when you shove with overpair on a wet flop, and a SECOND guy calls off his stack (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48953952) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 4:29 PM Author: Overrated nursing home 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728675&forum_id=2Elisa#48954405) |