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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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Vibrant amber striped hyena rigor
  06/27/25
i support islam now
sticky mewling juggernaut
  06/27/25
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Hairraiser chrome deer antler
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
bipolar pisswyrm
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
Vibrant amber striped hyena rigor
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
bipolar pisswyrm
  06/27/25
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exhilarant area
  06/27/25
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blue wagecucks
  06/27/25
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effete jew old irish cottage
  06/27/25
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unhinged whorehouse internal respiration
  06/27/25
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unhinged whorehouse internal respiration
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
titillating claret point
  06/27/25
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Brindle new version roast beef
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
blue wagecucks
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
Abusive location windowlicker
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
blue wagecucks
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
bipolar pisswyrm
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
blue wagecucks
  06/27/25
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mint histrionic university feces
  06/27/25
It's both
Maroon Hideous Coffee Pot
  06/27/25
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effete jew old irish cottage
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
Arousing maize doctorate parlour
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
Dashing Voyeur Milk
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
sticky mewling juggernaut
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
lemon aphrodisiac macaca
  06/27/25
lmfao
Abusive location windowlicker
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
Provocative business firm
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
effete jew old irish cottage
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
Provocative business firm
  06/27/25
lmao
unhinged whorehouse internal respiration
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
bipolar pisswyrm
  06/27/25
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Onyx charismatic faggot firefighter
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
unhinged whorehouse internal respiration
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
passionate idea he suggested sex offender
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
unhinged whorehouse internal respiration
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
blue wagecucks
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
passionate idea he suggested sex offender
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
blue wagecucks
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
effete jew old irish cottage
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
Provocative business firm
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
unhinged whorehouse internal respiration
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
effete jew old irish cottage
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
motley plaza potus
  06/27/25
TiTscR
flushed hilarious parlor trump supporter
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
Vibrant amber striped hyena rigor
  06/27/25
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Vibrant amber striped hyena rigor
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
Arousing maize doctorate parlour
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
Cracking flickering rehab
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
salmon orchestra pit
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
red learning disabled stage
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
Up-to-no-good Bawdyhouse
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
Cracking flickering rehab
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
Heady Fuchsia Gunner Water Buffalo
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
Dashing Voyeur Milk
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
unhinged whorehouse internal respiration
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
Up-to-no-good Bawdyhouse
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
Cracking flickering rehab
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Vibrant amber striped hyena rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054167)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: sticky mewling juggernaut

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser chrome deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054401)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: bipolar pisswyrm

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Vibrant amber striped hyena rigor

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: bipolar pisswyrm

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: exhilarant area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054439)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: blue wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: effete jew old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: unhinged whorehouse internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: unhinged whorehouse internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: titillating claret point

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Brindle new version roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: blue wagecucks

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Abusive location windowlicker

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: blue wagecucks

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: bipolar pisswyrm

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: blue wagecucks

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: mint histrionic university feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Maroon Hideous Coffee Pot

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: effete jew old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Arousing maize doctorate parlour

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Dashing Voyeur Milk

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: sticky mewling juggernaut

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: lemon aphrodisiac macaca

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Abusive location windowlicker

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Provocative business firm

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: effete jew old irish cottage

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Provocative business firm

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: unhinged whorehouse internal respiration

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: bipolar pisswyrm

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: Onyx charismatic faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: unhinged whorehouse internal respiration

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: passionate idea he suggested sex offender

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: unhinged whorehouse internal respiration

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: blue wagecucks

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: passionate idea he suggested sex offender

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: blue wagecucks

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: effete jew old irish cottage

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Provocative business firm

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: unhinged whorehouse internal respiration

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: effete jew old irish cottage

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: motley plaza potus

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: flushed hilarious parlor trump supporter

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Vibrant amber striped hyena rigor

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Vibrant amber striped hyena rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Arousing maize doctorate parlour

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Cracking flickering rehab

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: salmon orchestra pit

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: red learning disabled stage

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Bawdyhouse

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Cracking flickering rehab

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Heady Fuchsia Gunner Water Buffalo

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Dashing Voyeur Milk

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: unhinged whorehouse internal respiration

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Bawdyhouse

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Cracking flickering rehab

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055482)