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Rate my net worth as of 6/1/25

Home Equity 868,904 401ks 1,241,822 Other Retirement A...
Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant
  06/27/25
you're making 4-5% a month?
fantasy-prone rebellious orchestra pit nowag
  06/27/25
no of course not but google said S&P is up 4.25% over th...
Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant
  06/27/25
you're doing great if you live in Iowa. Fucked if you're in...
fantasy-prone rebellious orchestra pit nowag
  06/27/25
Damnit, guess where I live
Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant
  06/27/25
VUG started at 413 on 6/1/2025. Is currently at 436.40. ...
fishy pontificating liquid oxygen house
  06/27/25
btw are you guys including the value of personal items like ...
Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant
  06/27/25
(TMF)
painfully honest erotic school cafeteria multi-billionaire
  06/27/25
...
Chartreuse Stirring Hall Voyeur
  06/27/25
I hope nutella sodomizes you and every other xo lawyer with ...
Haunting institution
  06/27/25
?
Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant
  06/27/25
I think it's a pretty clear sentence
Haunting institution
  06/28/25
Really need you include your rough age here. If you're 5...
fishy pontificating liquid oxygen house
  06/27/25
39
Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant
  06/27/25
CR.
fishy pontificating liquid oxygen house
  06/27/25
Thanks but the cash position is way too high and the home eq...
Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant
  06/27/25
You're also low on crypto and don't own any real estate othe...
fishy pontificating liquid oxygen house
  06/27/25
I'm way too risk-averse to drop $100k in crypto now that mos...
Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant
  06/27/25
ETH is max 3% / year and SOL is max 7.5% / year.
fishy pontificating liquid oxygen house
  06/27/25
SOL still has quite a bit of potential.
Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant
  06/27/25
Fuck yeah. I'm HODLING ~1250. All from 1,000 I copped ba...
fishy pontificating liquid oxygen house
  06/27/25
damn bro so jelly
Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant
  06/27/25
Also -- don't forget to report and pay your taxes on your st...
fishy pontificating liquid oxygen house
  06/27/25
Love staking my SOL ungh
honey-headed metal patrolman
  06/28/25
Edit: Need both your age and your height. If you're 39 and 6...
Cobalt temple messiness
  06/27/25
6'0"
Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant
  06/27/25
Doing hhnw is cucked imo
Self-absorbed bull headed menage sound barrier
  06/27/25
Why. We're one economic unit.
Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant
  06/27/25
1. If phenotype remains unseen it conveys you married for In...
Self-absorbed bull headed menage sound barrier
  06/27/25
I love how you're always there to be a little bitch whenever...
Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant
  06/27/25
Im Taller than you with a higher SAT and 7” dick. Even...
Self-absorbed bull headed menage sound barrier
  06/27/25
No you're not, no you don't, yes it is.
Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant
  06/27/25
Every moslem I’ve ever seen is Bald
Self-absorbed bull headed menage sound barrier
  06/27/25
LJL -- you included wife's NW with yours? I retract every...
fishy pontificating liquid oxygen house
  06/27/25
That makes no sense. The law doesn't view it that way and ne...
Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant
  06/27/25
I don't make the rules brej. The rules are just the rules. ...
fishy pontificating liquid oxygen house
  06/27/25
If only you knew how much you suck. We don’t even know...
Self-absorbed bull headed menage sound barrier
  06/27/25
like 80%
Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant
  06/27/25
Im talking about net worth not the aggregate amount of Sperm...
Self-absorbed bull headed menage sound barrier
  06/27/25
Nice Jewish humor, you're mad cuz you're poorer than me?
Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant
  06/27/25
I am your better. Go ahead. We can do a Poll.
Self-absorbed bull headed menage sound barrier
  06/27/25
What are we voting on?
Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant
  06/27/25
Bitterness
Self-absorbed bull headed menage sound barrier
  06/27/25
You're easily more bitter, I just rail about Jews and nothin...
Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant
  06/27/25
I meant Betterness. I am your Better.
Self-absorbed bull headed menage sound barrier
  06/27/25
Post your unposted height
Self-absorbed bull headed menage sound barrier
  06/27/25
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Exhilarant Mahogany Party Of The First Part Incel
  06/27/25
What if I earned all the money that I contributed to my wife...
Cobalt temple messiness
  06/27/25
congrats. but that NW *really* doesn't sound very muslim of...
Disrespectful dull area mood
  06/27/25
yeah it's strange in the sense that i feel like most muslims...
Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant
  06/27/25
Good for flyover. Below average for coastal HCOL.
Opaque Soul-stirring National Security Agency
  06/27/25
about the same as mine, youve got me by 40k
Chartreuse Stirring Hall Voyeur
  06/27/25
...
Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant
  06/27/25
You’re way wealthier than me.
Clear vigorous mad cow disease
  06/27/25
why so much in cash?
jet weed whacker
  06/27/25
got a huge bonus in march. was gonna invest it when market h...
Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant
  06/28/25
you're a poor stupid faggot with AIDS
Glittery Cream Regret
  06/28/25
180. Our nw is about $2.8m but we’re a few years older...
Vermilion Sneaky Criminal
  06/28/25
Nice brother
Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant
  06/28/25
i might walk away from firm life and become an arbitrator in...
Vermilion Sneaky Criminal
  07/01/25
how much do arbitrators make in your area? i know nothing ab...
Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant
  07/01/25
hard to say - they charge by the day in my field (labor). ty...
Vermilion Sneaky Criminal
  07/02/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant

Home Equity 868,904

401ks 1,241,822

Other Retirement Accounts 111,832

Brokerage 271,475

Cash 288,977

Crypto 146,142

College Fund 128,667

total: 3,057,819

add 4-5% for investment gains since then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49054928)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: fantasy-prone rebellious orchestra pit nowag

you're making 4-5% a month?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49054977)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant

no of course not but google said S&P is up 4.25% over the last month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49054983)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: fantasy-prone rebellious orchestra pit nowag

you're doing great if you live in Iowa. Fucked if you're in California.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49054992)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant

Damnit, guess where I live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49054998)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: fishy pontificating liquid oxygen house

VUG started at 413 on 6/1/2025.

Is currently at 436.40.

Increase of 5.7%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49054986)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant

btw are you guys including the value of personal items like cars, jewelry etc. in these calculations? because that's not reflected here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49054945)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: painfully honest erotic school cafeteria multi-billionaire

(TMF)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055203)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Chartreuse Stirring Hall Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055204)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: Haunting institution

I hope nutella sodomizes you and every other xo lawyer with a rusty tire iron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49054946)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49054947)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 6:48 AM
Author: Haunting institution

I think it's a pretty clear sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055684)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: fishy pontificating liquid oxygen house

Really need you include your rough age here.

If you're 55, you're fucked. If you're 25, you're doing great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49054949)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant

39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49054955)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: fishy pontificating liquid oxygen house

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49054975)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant

Thanks but the cash position is way too high and the home equity is useless. Don't see how the market will decline anytime soon either, but I need to invest like $150k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49054980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: fishy pontificating liquid oxygen house

You're also low on crypto and don't own any real estate other than your home. Bad time to get into real estate right now. You should cop $100k more crypto today and put $50k in SP500 Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49054988)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant

I'm way too risk-averse to drop $100k in crypto now that most of the gains are off the table. I'm only in BTC, ETH, and SOL but staked in the latter two which adds like 3% more coins every month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49054997)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: fishy pontificating liquid oxygen house

ETH is max 3% / year and SOL is max 7.5% / year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055023)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant

SOL still has quite a bit of potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055033)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: fishy pontificating liquid oxygen house

Fuck yeah. I'm HODLING ~1250.

All from 1,000 I copped back when it was $4.5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055037)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant

damn bro so jelly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055053)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: fishy pontificating liquid oxygen house

Also -- don't forget to report and pay your taxes on your staking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055045)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: honey-headed metal patrolman

Love staking my SOL ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49056182)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Cobalt temple messiness

Edit: Need both your age and your height. If you're 39 and 6'4", you're doing great. If you're 39 and 5'8", then you're fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055405)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant

6'0"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055407)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Self-absorbed bull headed menage sound barrier

Doing hhnw is cucked imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49054993)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant

Why. We're one economic unit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055002)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Self-absorbed bull headed menage sound barrier

1. If phenotype remains unseen it conveys you married for Income like a Woman and are low T

2. Divorcepwnage

3. You’re 2x what most are posting including married poasters and you have her Consooming to factor in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055017)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant

I love how you're always there to be a little bitch whenever it's shown that I'm better than you, you short, balding Jewish fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055020)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: Self-absorbed bull headed menage sound barrier

Im Taller than you with a higher SAT and 7” dick. Even if your dick is bigger mine is still 7 which isn’t small imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055025)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant

No you're not, no you don't, yes it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Self-absorbed bull headed menage sound barrier

Every moslem I’ve ever seen is Bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055059)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: fishy pontificating liquid oxygen house

LJL -- you included wife's NW with yours?

I retract everything. You're doing shit.

It's well known on xo that, except for primary residence equity, wives assets are to be EXCLUDED from NW calculations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055026)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant

That makes no sense. The law doesn't view it that way and neither do financial professionals. And that's hardly "well-known" or standard practice here, and if it is, it's fitting for the group of retards that poast here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055028)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: fishy pontificating liquid oxygen house

I don't make the rules brej. The rules are just the rules.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055040)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Self-absorbed bull headed menage sound barrier

If only you knew how much you suck. We don’t even know how much you contributed you idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055057)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant

like 80%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055060)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Self-absorbed bull headed menage sound barrier

Im talking about net worth not the aggregate amount of Sperm that other guys jizzed in your wife’s gash you sand nigger shitlib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055063)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant

Nice Jewish humor, you're mad cuz you're poorer than me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055065)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Self-absorbed bull headed menage sound barrier

I am your better. Go ahead. We can do a Poll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055067)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant

What are we voting on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055069)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: Self-absorbed bull headed menage sound barrier

Bitterness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055070)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant

You're easily more bitter, I just rail about Jews and nothing else. My life is 180 and I would never trade it with a balding Jewish midget like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055074)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: Self-absorbed bull headed menage sound barrier

I meant Betterness. I am your Better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055185)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: Self-absorbed bull headed menage sound barrier

Post your unposted height

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055186)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:32 PM
Author: Exhilarant Mahogany Party Of The First Part Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055031)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Cobalt temple messiness

What if I earned all the money that I contributed to my wife's retirement accounts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055402)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: Disrespectful dull area mood

congrats. but that NW *really* doesn't sound very muslim of you unless you have middle east oil money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055071)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant

yeah it's strange in the sense that i feel like most muslims i've known are either far richer or far poorer, few in my situation imo though i know the overall averages nationwide are much lower

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055077)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Opaque Soul-stirring National Security Agency

Good for flyover.

Below average for coastal HCOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055155)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Chartreuse Stirring Hall Voyeur

about the same as mine, youve got me by 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055199)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055410)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Clear vigorous mad cow disease

You’re way wealthier than me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055429)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: jet weed whacker

why so much in cash?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055477)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant

got a huge bonus in march. was gonna invest it when market had that drop, didn't do it, market kept climbing. it's kinda fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055541)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 6:50 AM
Author: Glittery Cream Regret

you're a poor stupid faggot with AIDS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055686)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 7:50 AM
Author: Vermilion Sneaky Criminal

180. Our nw is about $2.8m but we’re a few years older than you.

Excluding your wife’s accounts from nw is idiocy. I’ve never heard this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055740)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant

Nice brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49056213)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Vermilion Sneaky Criminal

i might walk away from firm life and become an arbitrator in the next 2-4 years. i want to get out just before i turn 50. just need to save a couple years' living expenses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49063623)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Brindle Overrated Legal Warrant

how much do arbitrators make in your area? i know nothing about that but seems like a chill way to coast until retirement.

with the caveat that aging can always mess with these plans i don't see myself ever retiring, trying to create a fallback option for my kids because i think their generation is utterly fucked and i'm gonna die trying to make sure they'll be alright

$3,111,596 as of this morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49063665)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Vermilion Sneaky Criminal

hard to say - they charge by the day in my field (labor). typical rates are like $1500 - 2500 per day. so i guess it depends on how much biz you get. i'd guess an average yearly income would be like 200-300? starting out probably like low 100s until you get going.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49066662)