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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
adventurous feces background story
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Territorial whorehouse electric furnace
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
dark windowlicker sneaky criminal
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Fragrant Rigpig Candlestick Maker
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Flickering aromatic theater toaster
  08/30/25
...
Wild Erotic Hunting Ground
  09/05/25
, he lisped
aphrodisiac autistic karate spot
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
unhinged mental disorder
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
adventurous feces background story
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
unhinged mental disorder
  08/31/25
...
sticky floppy house
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
dark windowlicker sneaky criminal
  08/31/25
delusional take
sticky floppy house
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
dark windowlicker sneaky criminal
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
galvanic native
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
dark windowlicker sneaky criminal
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Pontificating Emerald Senate Death Wish
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
dark windowlicker sneaky criminal
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
adventurous feces background story
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
dark windowlicker sneaky criminal
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
adventurous feces background story
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Pontificating Emerald Senate Death Wish
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
dark windowlicker sneaky criminal
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
dark windowlicker sneaky criminal
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
dark windowlicker sneaky criminal
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Pontificating Emerald Senate Death Wish
  09/05/25
...
dark windowlicker sneaky criminal
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Pea-brained Piazza Party Of The First Part
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Pontificating Emerald Senate Death Wish
  09/05/25
...
dark windowlicker sneaky criminal
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
dark windowlicker sneaky criminal
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Pontificating Emerald Senate Death Wish
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
adventurous feces background story
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Mildly autistic office
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
dark windowlicker sneaky criminal
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Mildly autistic office
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
dark windowlicker sneaky criminal
  09/05/25
Kenny
Pontificating Emerald Senate Death Wish
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
adventurous feces background story
  09/06/25
...
cordovan factory reset button
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
dark windowlicker sneaky criminal
  09/06/25
...
cordovan factory reset button
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
adventurous feces background story
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
dark windowlicker sneaky criminal
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
big chapel idiot
  09/07/25
Explain
adventurous feces background story
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
abnormal bawdyhouse faggot firefighter
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
adventurous feces background story
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
dark windowlicker sneaky criminal
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
adventurous feces background story
  09/07/25
...
galvanic native
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
dark windowlicker sneaky criminal
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  11/03/25


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: adventurous feces background story

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Territorial whorehouse electric furnace

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: dark windowlicker sneaky criminal

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Fragrant Rigpig Candlestick Maker

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Flickering aromatic theater toaster

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Wild Erotic Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: aphrodisiac autistic karate spot

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: unhinged mental disorder

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: adventurous feces background story

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: unhinged mental disorder

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: sticky floppy house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: dark windowlicker sneaky criminal

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: sticky floppy house

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: dark windowlicker sneaky criminal

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: galvanic native

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: dark windowlicker sneaky criminal

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Pontificating Emerald Senate Death Wish

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: dark windowlicker sneaky criminal

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: adventurous feces background story

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: dark windowlicker sneaky criminal

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: adventurous feces background story

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Pontificating Emerald Senate Death Wish

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: dark windowlicker sneaky criminal

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: dark windowlicker sneaky criminal

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: dark windowlicker sneaky criminal

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Pontificating Emerald Senate Death Wish

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: dark windowlicker sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Pea-brained Piazza Party Of The First Part

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Pontificating Emerald Senate Death Wish

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: dark windowlicker sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: dark windowlicker sneaky criminal

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Pontificating Emerald Senate Death Wish

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: adventurous feces background story

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Mildly autistic office

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: dark windowlicker sneaky criminal

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Mildly autistic office

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: dark windowlicker sneaky criminal

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Pontificating Emerald Senate Death Wish

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: adventurous feces background story

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: cordovan factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: dark windowlicker sneaky criminal

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: cordovan factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: adventurous feces background story

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: dark windowlicker sneaky criminal

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: big chapel idiot

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: adventurous feces background story

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: abnormal bawdyhouse faggot firefighter

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: adventurous feces background story

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: dark windowlicker sneaky criminal

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: adventurous feces background story

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: galvanic native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: dark windowlicker sneaky criminal

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49399257)