\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Ilhan: did i claim $30m in assets? i meant to say $60k.

now says her assets are $20-100k. she listed them as high as...
Jet-lagged Big Sex Offender Kitty
  04/20/26
how's she paying her daughter's $100K annual columbia tuitio...
green heady rigor karate
  04/20/26
probably by doing 0.0001% of the insider trading Trump is do...
indecent locus
  04/20/26
🚨 this is a WLMAS account 🚨
naked scourge upon the earth sanctuary
  04/20/26
, lisped the retard
coral theatre jew
  04/20/26
don’t give a shit. Trump’s done 1000x worse
indecent locus
  04/20/26
...
filthy masturbator private investor
  04/20/26
then Trump is your God. Trump sets the standards for you and...
Jet-lagged Big Sex Offender Kitty
  04/20/26
No he hasn’t. Stop lying you stupid nigger.
sable halford volcanic crater
  04/20/26
yep, ljl at these people as they trade on Iran news to the t...
Fantasy-prone rehab
  04/20/26
you sound really brown
green heady rigor karate
  04/20/26
you sound like you own one of these https://a.co/d/0hy1Ib...
indecent locus
  04/20/26
you sound like you enjoy watching your wife fuck darnell fro...
Fantasy-prone rehab
  04/20/26
No, they should ALL be investigated, indicted if there's evi...
Costumed canary ratface indian lodge
  04/20/26
🚨 this is a WLMAS account 🚨
naked scourge upon the earth sanctuary
  04/20/26
my money is all tied up in daycares!
Bateful spot really tough guy
  04/20/26
...
self-centered boyish point
  04/20/26
...
citrine legal warrant
  04/20/26
...
hairraiser lemon alpha
  04/20/26
...
vigorous associate
  04/21/26
this seems like a retarded conspiracy theory. the most likel...
Frozen Metal Gas Station
  04/20/26
i think it was Dem-Somali grifting that drove an absurd, fal...
Jet-lagged Big Sex Offender Kitty
  04/20/26
so you think she's actually worth $30m? this just doesn't se...
Frozen Metal Gas Station
  04/20/26
no, i said the $30m was "an absurd, false number."...
Jet-lagged Big Sex Offender Kitty
  04/20/26
how many years in congress? Yeah, I do believe that figu...
Cerise Apoplectic Friendly Grandma
  04/20/26
SHE is worth pennies. But Addis Ababa Jihad Childcare Trust ...
narrow-minded henna trump supporter
  04/20/26
i assume it's something like that. she and her husband neede...
Jet-lagged Big Sex Offender Kitty
  04/20/26
...
self-centered boyish point
  04/20/26
she married a rich guy, it's probably whether his shit count...
Maroon locale
  04/20/26
Definitely an "accounting error." The first filing...
self-centered boyish point
  04/20/26
what set of circumstances could have possibly occurred to he...
clear razzle-dazzle church building
  04/20/26
sure. it takes 2 months to discover it is an accounting erro...
coral theatre jew
  04/20/26
It's all funny money anyway
Stimulating iridescent casino clown
  04/20/26
i assume was either related to a mortgage scam she was pulli...
Amber slap-happy bawdyhouse
  04/20/26
...
Jet-lagged Big Sex Offender Kitty
  04/20/26
Table header was probably in 000, so she put 30,000 but shou...
narrow-minded henna trump supporter
  04/20/26
30000k
Hateful 180 tattoo weed whacker
  04/20/26
, champ
Bateful spot really tough guy
  04/20/26
guess I’ll vote for endless Republican wars for Israel...
indecent locus
  04/20/26
killing muslims is 180 you retarded tranny pedophile
citrine legal warrant
  04/20/26
🚨 this is a WLMAS account 🚨
naked scourge upon the earth sanctuary
  04/20/26
if those darn israelis would just stop chopping the heads of...
coral theatre jew
  04/20/26
If she committed fraud, she should be held accountable.
electric onyx dopamine indirect expression
  04/20/26
If you voted for Trump you should be held accountable (and w...
indecent locus
  04/20/26
🚨 this is a WLMAS account 🚨
naked scourge upon the earth sanctuary
  04/20/26
trump is your savior you shall not want
coral theatre jew
  04/20/26
'When confronted by a Washington Post reporter, Omar remarke...
copper school cafeteria organic girlfriend
  04/20/26
"And every time the funds deposit, a malāk get its win...
Jet-lagged Big Sex Offender Kitty
  04/20/26
her defense apparently will be that they listed 100% of the ...
Jet-lagged Big Sex Offender Kitty
  04/20/26
i do the same fucking thing with my vanguard total market ac...
coral theatre jew
  04/20/26
sWeet
Jet-lagged Big Sex Offender Kitty
  04/20/26
What's the conclusion or accusation to be made from all this...
Offensive alcoholic water buffalo plaza
  04/20/26
Remember when they tried jailing trump for "inflating&q...
out-of-control brunch
  04/20/26
...
coral theatre jew
  04/21/26


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Big Sex Offender Kitty

now says her assets are $20-100k. she listed them as high as $30 million before the conservative press started asking questions.

https://x.com/Polymarket/status/2045518021905502565

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829038)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: green heady rigor karate

how's she paying her daughter's $100K annual columbia tuition?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829263)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: indecent locus

probably by doing 0.0001% of the insider trading Trump is doing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829279)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: naked scourge upon the earth sanctuary

🚨 this is a WLMAS account 🚨



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829355)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: coral theatre jew

, lisped the retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829470)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: indecent locus

don’t give a shit. Trump’s done 1000x worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829050)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: filthy masturbator private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829081)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Big Sex Offender Kitty

then Trump is your God. Trump sets the standards for you and is the source of meaning for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829087)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: sable halford volcanic crater

No he hasn’t. Stop lying you stupid nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829092)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone rehab

yep, ljl at these people as they trade on Iran news to the tune of billions every other day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829196)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: green heady rigor karate

you sound really brown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829265)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: indecent locus

you sound like you own one of these

https://a.co/d/0hy1IbxE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829277)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone rehab

you sound like you enjoy watching your wife fuck darnell from cuck corner

oh! don't get upset and murder suicide your family!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829283)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Costumed canary ratface indian lodge

No, they should ALL be investigated, indicted if there's evidence, and sent to jail if convicted. Every single one of the motherfuckers with no passes for any side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829327)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: naked scourge upon the earth sanctuary

🚨 this is a WLMAS account 🚨



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829356)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Bateful spot really tough guy

my money is all tied up in daycares!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829053)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 1:37 PM
Author: self-centered boyish point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829439)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: citrine legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829466)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: hairraiser lemon alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829739)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 21st, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: vigorous associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49832206)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: Frozen Metal Gas Station

this seems like a retarded conspiracy theory. the most likely explanation is that it was actually an accounting error. i highly doubt she's some soros-funded billionaire or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829065)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Big Sex Offender Kitty

i think it was Dem-Somali grifting that drove an absurd, false number. after all, the accounting error was 500x. that's almost impossible to be a computational error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829084)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Frozen Metal Gas Station

so you think she's actually worth $30m? this just doesn't seem likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829181)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Big Sex Offender Kitty

no, i said the $30m was "an absurd, false number." but i assume that grifting and graft were behind the false claim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829183)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Cerise Apoplectic Friendly Grandma

how many years in congress?

Yeah, I do believe that figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829193)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: narrow-minded henna trump supporter

SHE is worth pennies. But Addis Ababa Jihad Childcare Trust VII LLC is worth many tens of millions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829332)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Big Sex Offender Kitty

i assume it's something like that. she and her husband needed a series of inflated investments as a landing strip for the illegal money that would be flowing in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829388)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: self-centered boyish point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829442)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Maroon locale

she married a rich guy, it's probably whether his shit counts or is in some trust or some shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829411)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: self-centered boyish point

Definitely an "accounting error." The first filing probably "accounted for" a bunch of trusts, LLCs, S-Corps, off-shore accounts, and other assets that she owns, controls, and benefits from directly or indirectly. The corrected filing only "accounts for" her checking account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829429)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: clear razzle-dazzle church building

what set of circumstances could have possibly occurred to her self-reporting that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49830392)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: coral theatre jew

sure. it takes 2 months to discover it is an accounting error.

libs lie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829473)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: Stimulating iridescent casino clown

It's all funny money anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829072)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Amber slap-happy bawdyhouse

i assume was either related to a mortgage scam she was pulling, or the brownoids need to show off and brag about money they don't have.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829078)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Big Sex Offender Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829088)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: narrow-minded henna trump supporter

Table header was probably in 000, so she put 30,000 but should have just put 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829082)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 12:13 PM
Author: Hateful 180 tattoo weed whacker

30000k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829275)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Bateful spot really tough guy

, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829924)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: indecent locus

guess I’ll vote for endless Republican wars for Israel now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829235)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: citrine legal warrant

killing muslims is 180 you retarded tranny pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829343)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: naked scourge upon the earth sanctuary

🚨 this is a WLMAS account 🚨



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829368)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: coral theatre jew

if those darn israelis would just stop chopping the heads off of americans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829476)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: electric onyx dopamine indirect expression

If she committed fraud, she should be held accountable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829446)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 1:49 PM
Author: indecent locus

If you voted for Trump you should be held accountable (and will)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829472)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: naked scourge upon the earth sanctuary

🚨 this is a WLMAS account 🚨



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829477)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: coral theatre jew

trump is your savior you shall not want

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829480)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: copper school cafeteria organic girlfriend

'When confronted by a Washington Post reporter, Omar remarked, "You're thinking of this all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The, the money's not here. Well, your money's in Mohamed's day care... that's right next to yours. And in the Maxamed day care, and Mohamud's day care, and, and a hundred others. Why, you're lending them the money to build, and then, they're going to pay it back to you as best they can."'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829672)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Big Sex Offender Kitty

"And every time the funds deposit, a malāk get its wings."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829726)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Big Sex Offender Kitty

her defense apparently will be that they listed 100% of the worth of her husband's investment vehicles even though he owned only tiny shares.

nothing to see here ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829733)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: coral theatre jew

i do the same fucking thing with my vanguard total market account.

i'm worth about $380 trillion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49830411)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Big Sex Offender Kitty

sWeet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49830490)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: Offensive alcoholic water buffalo plaza

What's the conclusion or accusation to be made from all this?

I'm honestly not sure.

Is this a 93k situation?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829915)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: out-of-control brunch

Remember when they tried jailing trump for "inflating" his assets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49830399)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 21st, 2026 2:01 PM
Author: coral theatre jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49832121)