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Almost retired. Enjoying my deck
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Date: June 11th, 2026 1:46 PM Author: dirte Some idiot built a mansion across from my house and increased all of our home values. Bought a used hot tub, because I’m cheap af. It works great.
Just enjoying summer and life in general. Miss you friends.
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Date: June 11th, 2026 1:47 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois) 180. That's a great rail system for the deck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49930846) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 1:51 PM Author: dirte I wanted something that I could see through and would last. Glass and steel wire was ridiculously expensive. Thank you friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49930855) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 1:52 PM Author: Debunked antisemitic trope looks 180 friend. enjoy the summers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49930858) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 1:56 PM Author: dirte So far, it's shaping up to be a nice summer. First run of red salmon should be arriving any day now. I'm ready to do some fishing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49930872) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:03 PM Author: Debunked antisemitic trope around 8% of americans think they could beat a grizzly bear in a hand to hand fight https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/1bp3r6f/oc_which_animals_do_americans_think_they_could/#lightbox (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49930898) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:06 PM Author: dirte and the other 92% are pussies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49930906) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:00 PM Author: Metal Up Your Ass 180 brother.
What's the wildlife situation?
Would you host a retreat for a select group of your online friends? |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:10 PM Author: dirte It's the same as always. Saw a grizz yesterday while driving next to the river.
There are definitely a few XO bros I would host up here. July is tough because everyone and their brother is already at my house, even setting up tents in my front yard. Mid to end of July is basically a 24/7 fishing and drinking party. |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:27 PM Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (thanks, Rach!) dude … (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49930979) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:10 PM Author: fuck her right in the pussy gorgeous view (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49930931) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:19 PM Author: The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT FUCK LIBS! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49930958) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:27 PM Author: dirte 100% brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49930976) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:25 PM Author: dirte Haven’t updated XO in a long time, but life is fucking hilarious, especially in a small town. My ex wife and her new husband literally bought the house directly across from mine. Arrow points it out.
I really don’t care, the kids go back and forth on jet skis between our houses.
She doesn't know she'll be paying me child support in a couple months. It's going to be a 180 reverse big willy. |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:27 PM Author: computer philosopher ok now that's funny and actually kinda 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49930984) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:29 PM Author: dirte I actually get along with her these days. Sometimes, life and it's downfalls end up being far better in the long run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49930994) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:34 PM Author: bay leaf in abundance What did you used to fight about (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931008) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:45 PM Author: dirte We let the lawyers do the fighting. But, everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931055) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:50 PM Author: bay leaf in abundance Who's more attractive her new husband or your new wife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931074) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:52 PM Author: dirte Her new husband, by a long way.
My new wife isn't remotely attractive. I'm ok with it though. |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:52 PM Author: bay leaf in abundance What do you like about her? Do you still smash? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931090) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:54 PM Author: dirte Hard to explain. She does all the shit I don't want to do, she's very social, easy to be around, fun and has her own retirement. She's a great lay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931101) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:57 PM Author: bay leaf in abundance I would love to share the sack with you and your busted but enthusiastic wife btw. No homo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931115) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 6:56 PM Author: Roblox (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931957) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:55 PM Author: Debunked antisemitic trope Is this the turtle van anal woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931105) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:55 PM Author: dirte yup (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931107) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:57 PM Author: Hodd Toward (🧐) turtle van anal woman tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931116) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:23 PM Author: Cool friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931223) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 6:54 PM Author: FizzKidd (probably not even asian) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931953) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:28 PM Author: bay leaf in abundance It's like you died and went to prole Heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49930990) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:29 PM Author: dirte seriously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49930996) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:34 PM Author: bay leaf in abundance Do you ever wish you could throw it all away and be a partner at Cravath? What about the intellectual rigor and scholarship you're missing out on? You could be pulling all nighters and live in a high rise apartment. You could be reading and writing right now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931005) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:38 PM Author: dirte Sometimes. I just dream of being stressed every second of every day, ordering seamless, sleeping at the printers all day (or ordering my underlings that there is a fake emergency) for the glory and preftige. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931025) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:38 PM Author: bay leaf in abundance 3438237616919167686 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931029) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:48 PM Author: cannon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931066) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:34 PM Author: Nippon Professional Baseball What kind of fish do you pull out of that lake? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931009) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:39 PM Author: dirte Rainbows. It's a stocked lake and they all taste like shit. Some get up to like 18" and you can catch hundreds every night if you want. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931031) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:39 PM Author: Nippon Professional Baseball can u host? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931035) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:50 PM Author: dirte lol
Oh you travel? |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:36 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ( ) 180billion! How hard are winters up there on the property? Lots of spring maintenance and shit breaking? Or do local builders account for it in material selection? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931019) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:40 PM Author: dirte I live near the coast, so winters are pretty mild. The worst thing about winter is the darkness and the length, not the cold. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931038) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:39 PM Author: Biglaw partner throwin' ya some overtime 180
Rofl at your ex moving right across the street. Are you on good terms with her? Is she going to see that you are retired and come after you for more child support or alimony?
That mansion looks kinda cool tbh. But it will raise property taxes though Alaska has low taxes iirc. My state has high prop taxes so I always litter in my neighborhood and will knock over garbage/recycling cans routinely to keep it looking 'dirty'. Neighbors get pissed and have called the cops bc they dont see how I am serving the area. |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:43 PM Author: dirte I'm going to use the disability flex for modification of child support. I only pay like $500 a month because she makes like $160K a year. I think she'll end up paying about $900-1,400 a month for a couple years til our youngest turns 18.
I pretty much only talk to her if it's about the kids. We can't really see each other, except through binoculars. Things are pretty good though. |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:51 PM Author: bay leaf in abundance Why does she pay you money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931080) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 7:13 PM Author: Nazca Redlines (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931991) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:43 PM Author: Biglaw partner throwin' ya some overtime Do you ever get grizzlies poking around your neighborhood? do you make your kids carry bear spray outside the home? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931052) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:48 PM Author: dirte Occasionally, but not too often. We have a lake group text for sightings. My kids are 15 and 17 these days, they pretty much do their own thing.
My house is usually the hangout spot though, since we're on the lake. Last weekend it was really nice and there were about 20 teenage girls in bikinis hanging out. I mostly hung out upstairs and avoided them so as not to appear "creepy". There were a few rockets though and it made me miss my teen years. |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:52 PM Author: bay leaf in abundance What is a rocket in this context sir (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931088) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:55 PM Author: dirte 10/10 smoke show dimes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931106) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:58 PM Author: bay leaf in abundance Please have a seat over here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931119) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:01 PM Author: dirte Some of them, I assume, were 18 or older. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931129) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:09 PM Author: bay leaf in abundance Alaska v dirte state's exhibit 103 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931150) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:56 PM Author: Biglaw partner throwin' ya some overtime Wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931111) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:45 PM Author: Biglaw partner throwin' ya some overtime is that a smokeless fire pit I see? Do you like it? Im thinking about getting one but I am not rich like you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931057) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:50 PM Author: dirte It's perfect for the deck, it's the Yukon Solo stove. I have another huge steel firepit that another XO poa welded up for me. The lake level has risen a lot in the past few years and I've lost a lot of property so I can't really use the bigger firepit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931072) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 6:53 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ( ) Bragging about living on a lake that’s so full you’re having a material amount of your property submerged is a YAHOOGE humblebrag. Colorado River, Lake Meade, and Lake Powell mos crying, losing hoap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931951) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 7:04 PM Author: dirte The lake I live on is mostly a recreational lake for jet skis, wake surfing, float planes. I rarely see anyone fishing, except in winter. In the winter people will drive out on the lake and set up these portable ice fishing tents all over the place. I think it's mostly an excuse to get away from the wife and get blasted because the fish taste like shit. Locally, it's kind of a brag to live on my lake, but anyone who lives on real lakes would laugh their asses off at our pretend lake. Further north, there are some huge lakes that are super expensive to own property and it's a real flex to go to your "Big Lake Property" for the weekend. (It's actually called Big Lake). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931971) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:09 PM Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931154) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:10 PM Author: scholarship 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931159) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:22 PM Author: Cool friend I just know the mosquitoes up there are big enough to pick u up and fly away (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931222) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:25 PM Author: Debunked antisemitic trope you all go to hawaii constantly but no one seems to own a place there. is that right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931232) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:31 PM Author: dirte Wife is in Maui right now, but I have too much to do around the house. Still getting ready for summer.
We like traveling in the winter and we don't want to be stuck at one place. Once the kids are off to college, we'll be wintering all over the place. |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:35 PM Author: Debunked antisemitic trope why tf is she there in june. something is wrong with you ak people. last time i was up there some dude was like "never ask how or why we got here. no one wants to tell" |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:38 PM Author: dirte I said the same thing. She's doing a girl's trip with her mom and adult daughter. She didn't ask me if I wanted to go because she already knew the answer. Fuck no, I'm not leaving Alaska in the summer.
I was raised in Alaska, but the people who move up here seem weird to me. It's usually short term for the experience and that makes sense tho. |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:41 PM Author: Debunked antisemitic trope sis has been there for decades married into a local family but her mother in law is a low key psychopath, really weird like a dog who was never properly socialized (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931303) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:45 PM Author: dirte I might know her. When doobs lived up here he asked some random dude if the guy knew me. He did. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931313) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:57 PM Author: Debunked antisemitic trope lol probably at a urinal
MIL is just a typical woman. pyscho but no one notices except a gay man and of course the victim of her abuse (my sis) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 7:06 PM Author: michael doodikoff how long does it take to get to hawaii from there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931976) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 7:10 PM Author: dirte 5.5 hour direct flight from Anchorage.
It's about the same amount of time to get to Vegas.
I went to the Caribbean last year and it was awesome, but the travel time really sucked with the time zone changes. |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 7:11 PM Author: Biglaw partner throwin' ya some overtime basically it doesnt get dark there right now right? the sun sets but you have twighlight where you can still see outside at 2am cr? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931988) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 7:13 PM Author: dirte It gets a little dim, but not dark. Solstice is in a couple weeks so this is peak Alaska. I've teed off at 10 pm and finished 18 before. It was pretty hard to track your balls, but not impossible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931992) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 7:16 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Rich man/poor man: you have 3 different grills on your deck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49931997) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 7:22 PM Author: michael doodikoff I am doing a Alaska cruise in August but just there and back from Vancouver. Wont be in Ancorage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49932010) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 7:28 PM Author: Kenneth (Pope) Play (emotional girth) 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873147&forum_id=2Elisa#49932021) |