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Most annoying thing about RIFs

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use t...
Aggressive razzle-dazzle internal respiration
  06/30/25
The other thing is that many people assume that if only they...
supple tanning salon gaming laptop
  06/30/25
100%
Aggressive razzle-dazzle internal respiration
  06/30/25
By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly dep...
supple tanning salon gaming laptop
  06/30/25
For me it was when they were going to announce the success o...
navy contagious idea he suggested lay
  06/30/25
same here. his is my... 15th one?
Aggressive razzle-dazzle internal respiration
  06/30/25
cr
hyperventilating toaster ratface
  06/30/25
many whites saying this
Seedy philosopher-king
  06/30/25
In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and...
bipolar slimy site
  06/30/25
(George Clooney)
adventurous faggotry
  06/30/25
...
bipolar slimy site
  06/30/25
Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.
emerald stag film
  06/30/25
?
Aggressive razzle-dazzle internal respiration
  06/30/25
LMAO
hyperventilating toaster ratface
  06/30/25
🧐
Dashing roommate shitlib
  06/30/25
80% of employees are worthless at best. also, lol at this ...
drunken step-uncle's house quadroon
  06/30/25
TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime le...
Glassy vigorous ladyboy dilemma
  06/30/25
link?
Aggressive razzle-dazzle internal respiration
  06/30/25
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&...
drunken step-uncle's house quadroon
  06/30/25
nonresponsive
Aggressive razzle-dazzle internal respiration
  06/30/25
It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings wi...
hyperventilating toaster ratface
  06/30/25
The the justification to employees is that we need to rights...
Aggressive razzle-dazzle internal respiration
  06/30/25
Go back to your home country then
dark weed whacker
  06/30/25
OP is a white guy Although I think he's an honorary Thai...
olive 180 boistinker pervert
  06/30/25
thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore
Aggressive razzle-dazzle internal respiration
  06/30/25
youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assem...
olive 180 boistinker pervert
  06/30/25
I got 3 kids now. All with the wife. I would go back to ...
Aggressive razzle-dazzle internal respiration
  06/30/25
have you given up your pussy mongering days?
olive 180 boistinker pervert
  06/30/25
yes
Aggressive razzle-dazzle internal respiration
  06/30/25
good for you. what led to the change? youre not even int...
olive 180 boistinker pervert
  07/01/25
i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had ...
Aggressive razzle-dazzle internal respiration
  07/01/25
Are you an HR Man
dark weed whacker
  06/30/25
no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just g...
Aggressive razzle-dazzle internal respiration
  06/30/25
Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?
adventurous faggotry
  06/30/25
yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?
Aggressive razzle-dazzle internal respiration
  06/30/25
=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))
adventurous faggotry
  06/30/25
B46*
Aggressive razzle-dazzle internal respiration
  06/30/25
Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at
adventurous faggotry
  06/30/25
actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you chang...
Aggressive razzle-dazzle internal respiration
  06/30/25
(guy who def went to law school)
rambunctious locus dysfunction
  06/30/25
That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. ...
adventurous faggotry
  06/30/25
the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag ...
rambunctious locus dysfunction
  06/30/25
how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs i...
Aggressive razzle-dazzle internal respiration
  06/30/25
you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have...
rambunctious locus dysfunction
  06/30/25
jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its ...
Aggressive razzle-dazzle internal respiration
  06/30/25
paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to h...
dark weed whacker
  06/30/25
tcr
supple tanning salon gaming laptop
  06/30/25
Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's ...
bipolar slimy site
  06/30/25
Setstein, do you know who talks like that?
supple tanning salon gaming laptop
  06/30/25
Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would...
lilac black woman ticket booth
  06/30/25
Nahgunawerkhearaneemor
adventurous faggotry
  06/30/25
this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl
Dashing roommate shitlib
  06/30/25
😏
dark weed whacker
  06/30/25
I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this...
supple tanning salon gaming laptop
  06/30/25
*farts cum*
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  06/30/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Aggressive razzle-dazzle internal respiration

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use these people to move the process along.

Also they get zero warning and one day are done and maybe get 1 more paycheck as severance for signing a waiver.

lol @ corporate bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060671)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: supple tanning salon gaming laptop

The other thing is that many people assume that if only they did whatever (some stupid conference or managed some project better) that they would have survived the RIF. In most cases there's a cost savings target and they just go down an org chart. Sometimes entire groups get cut and the work gets sent to a BPO vendor in India. In most cases nothing these people did or didn't do mattered at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060683)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Aggressive razzle-dazzle internal respiration

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060693)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: supple tanning salon gaming laptop

By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly depressing. I basically went from "omg, free market capitalism is the best thing ever" to "Euro style employment laws are probably tcr and this absolutely shouldn't be allowed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060742)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: navy contagious idea he suggested lay

For me it was when they were going to announce the success of a big project and then a regional VP told the corporate communications ppl to tone it down so people wouldn't expect bonuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Aggressive razzle-dazzle internal respiration

same here. his is my... 15th one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060778)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: hyperventilating toaster ratface

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060873)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Seedy philosopher-king

many whites saying this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060993)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: bipolar slimy site

In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and they can leave "blamelessly". You're often doing them a favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060748)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: adventurous faggotry

(George Clooney)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060891)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: bipolar slimy site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061185)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: emerald stag film

Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060754)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Aggressive razzle-dazzle internal respiration

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060780)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: hyperventilating toaster ratface

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060874)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Dashing roommate shitlib

🧐

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061321)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: drunken step-uncle's house quadroon

80% of employees are worthless at best.

also, lol at this sad humblebrag poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Glassy vigorous ladyboy dilemma

TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime lender in ARE country makes him a captain of industry big shot, it’s lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060793)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Aggressive razzle-dazzle internal respiration

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060871)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: drunken step-uncle's house quadroon

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060940)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Aggressive razzle-dazzle internal respiration

nonresponsive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060965)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: hyperventilating toaster ratface

It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings with execs, there isn't a shred of humanity in the room. Everyone outside of their immediate purview is just a number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060881)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Aggressive razzle-dazzle internal respiration

The the justification to employees is that we need to rightsize the company in order to get the "financials in order for stability." But its 100% about hitting certain EBITDA targets for the PE firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060887)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: dark weed whacker

Go back to your home country then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060900)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: olive 180 boistinker pervert

OP is a white guy

Although I think he's an honorary Thai at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060948)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Aggressive razzle-dazzle internal respiration

thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060967)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: olive 180 boistinker pervert

youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assembling a baby momma Harem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060988)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Aggressive razzle-dazzle internal respiration

I got 3 kids now. All with the wife.

I would go back to TH for vacation or retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060990)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: olive 180 boistinker pervert

have you given up your pussy mongering days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061931)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Aggressive razzle-dazzle internal respiration

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49062159)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: olive 180 boistinker pervert

good for you. what led to the change?

youre not even into swinging or whatever, thats a big scene here in the States

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49062758)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Aggressive razzle-dazzle internal respiration

i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had the time with 3 kids under age 5 and when my wife was pregnant, i didnt want to fuck others and fuck her for health reasons.

i am hoping i can get back into a lil bit of fun in the next year or so but no rush. hanging out with my kids is #1 for me



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49062768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: dark weed whacker

Are you an HR Man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060898)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Aggressive razzle-dazzle internal respiration

no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just gets the docs ready and makes a nice message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060911)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: adventurous faggotry

Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060915)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Aggressive razzle-dazzle internal respiration

yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060917)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: adventurous faggotry

=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060928)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Aggressive razzle-dazzle internal respiration

B46*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060944)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: adventurous faggotry

Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060949)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Aggressive razzle-dazzle internal respiration

actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you change things to exclude in the sumif rather than subtract from it.

subtraction is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060951)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: rambunctious locus dysfunction

(guy who def went to law school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060962)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: adventurous faggotry

That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. I'm a liberal artist BTW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061273)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: rambunctious locus dysfunction

the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag about being on the clooney side of the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060957)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Aggressive razzle-dazzle internal respiration

how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs is high up? jfc this is the lowest/dumbest part of my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060963)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: rambunctious locus dysfunction

you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have to get in knife fights with our TDS board and in some cases discuss with congress to get them to stop being fuckheads about this stuff. end off the day fuckheads will be fuckheads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060975)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Aggressive razzle-dazzle internal respiration

jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its actually an embarrassing part of my job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060976)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: dark weed whacker

paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to his home country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061014)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: supple tanning salon gaming laptop

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49062047)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: bipolar slimy site

Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's all shit. RIF them all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: supple tanning salon gaming laptop

Setstein, do you know who talks like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49062048)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: lilac black woman ticket booth

Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would benefit from a job rotation. All of the direct managers were nodding. And then the VP said rotate outside the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061209)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: adventurous faggotry

Nahgunawerkhearaneemor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061315)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Dashing roommate shitlib

this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061324)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: dark weed whacker

😏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061397)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: supple tanning salon gaming laptop

I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061583)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: thriller incel turdskin

*farts cum*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061936)