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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
burgundy scourge upon the earth
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
twisted mint trailer park persian
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
turquoise roast beef
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Greedy pervert
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Narrow-minded magenta gas station
  08/30/25
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Unhinged Bull Headed Brunch Newt
  09/05/25
, he lisped
wonderful honey-headed pocket flask nowag
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Cyan Prole Den
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
burgundy scourge upon the earth
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Cyan Prole Den
  08/31/25
...
bossy pisswyrm
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
turquoise roast beef
  08/31/25
delusional take
bossy pisswyrm
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
turquoise roast beef
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Razzle metal dysfunction nursing home
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
turquoise roast beef
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
copper stimulating sneaky criminal juggernaut
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
turquoise roast beef
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
burgundy scourge upon the earth
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
turquoise roast beef
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
burgundy scourge upon the earth
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
copper stimulating sneaky criminal juggernaut
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
turquoise roast beef
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
turquoise roast beef
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
turquoise roast beef
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
copper stimulating sneaky criminal juggernaut
  09/05/25
...
turquoise roast beef
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Angry cocky volcanic crater
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
copper stimulating sneaky criminal juggernaut
  09/05/25
...
turquoise roast beef
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
turquoise roast beef
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
copper stimulating sneaky criminal juggernaut
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
burgundy scourge upon the earth
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
cracking church building pozpig
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
turquoise roast beef
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
cracking church building pozpig
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
turquoise roast beef
  09/05/25
Kenny
copper stimulating sneaky criminal juggernaut
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
burgundy scourge upon the earth
  09/06/25
...
glittery cruise ship
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
turquoise roast beef
  09/06/25
...
glittery cruise ship
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
burgundy scourge upon the earth
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
turquoise roast beef
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Bistre heaven hominid
  09/07/25
Explain
burgundy scourge upon the earth
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Violet office friendly grandma
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
burgundy scourge upon the earth
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
turquoise roast beef
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
burgundy scourge upon the earth
  09/07/25
...
Razzle metal dysfunction nursing home
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
turquoise roast beef
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
turquoise roast beef
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  11/13/25


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: burgundy scourge upon the earth

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: twisted mint trailer park persian

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: turquoise roast beef

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Greedy pervert

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Narrow-minded magenta gas station

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Unhinged Bull Headed Brunch Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: wonderful honey-headed pocket flask nowag

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Cyan Prole Den

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: burgundy scourge upon the earth

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Cyan Prole Den

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: bossy pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: turquoise roast beef

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: bossy pisswyrm

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: turquoise roast beef

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Razzle metal dysfunction nursing home

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: turquoise roast beef

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: copper stimulating sneaky criminal juggernaut

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: turquoise roast beef

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: burgundy scourge upon the earth

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: turquoise roast beef

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: burgundy scourge upon the earth

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: copper stimulating sneaky criminal juggernaut

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: turquoise roast beef

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: turquoise roast beef

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: turquoise roast beef

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: copper stimulating sneaky criminal juggernaut

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: turquoise roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Angry cocky volcanic crater

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: copper stimulating sneaky criminal juggernaut

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: turquoise roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: turquoise roast beef

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: copper stimulating sneaky criminal juggernaut

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: burgundy scourge upon the earth

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: cracking church building pozpig

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: turquoise roast beef

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: cracking church building pozpig

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: turquoise roast beef

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: copper stimulating sneaky criminal juggernaut

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: burgundy scourge upon the earth

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: glittery cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: turquoise roast beef

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: glittery cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: burgundy scourge upon the earth

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: turquoise roast beef

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Bistre heaven hominid

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: burgundy scourge upon the earth

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Violet office friendly grandma

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: burgundy scourge upon the earth

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: turquoise roast beef

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: burgundy scourge upon the earth

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Razzle metal dysfunction nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: turquoise roast beef

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: turquoise roast beef

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49428010)