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Date: February 6th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: ...,;;...,;;...,..,.,;,.,;;,.,;
im so happy i dont own or want this item
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Date: February 6th, 2026 2:18 PM Author: cowgod
I don’t even want Nintendo to fail. I would even reward them for being mediocre. I wouldn’t be proud of it but I would. I don’t want to live in a hellscape of steam backlogs and mobile zoomer games and western indies and the State of AAA. They’re at least “not all of these other things.” It’s just that the fans are the biggest Losers in the entire world. You can’t talk about Nintendo uncensored for 5 seconds without insulting them gratuitously bc they’re extremely Losery and Fragile. doodikoff is case in point. He’s just amassing hardware with no end in sight. And tbf Nintendo did go 15 years without releasing a single game (2002-2016). I’m not going to be like their fans and pretend that the games are good when they aren’t even releasing games. I’ll give credit where it’s due but I have nothing to say about games that don’t even exist and haven’t been announced.
If Switch 2 did its job of actually being a Switch Pro well, that would be nice. But the screen is Ruinous. If it had Games that would be nice, but it doesn’t. Basically we need AAA M-rated Mario/Zelda or westerners like us will never be satisfied. I want Ganon to bleed red as Link performs a fatality on him, just like in OOT (gold cartridge). N64 was Scummy af and enemies died bloody, gruesome deaths. Doom 64 is the best Console Doom of the 90s btw.
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Date: February 6th, 2026 2:31 PM Author: michael doodikoff
List of Top Nintendo Games between 2002-2016 and Metacritic scores (plus 2017 BOTW). IMO superior to PS3 and PS4 exclusives combined.
Metroid Prime GameCube (2002) - 97
Super Mario Galaxy Wii (2007) - 97
Super Mario Galaxy 2 Wii (2010) - 97
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker (2003) – 96
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (2006) – 95
Super Smash Bros. Melee (2001/02) – 92
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (2004) – 87
The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword (2011) – 93
Super Smash Bros. Brawl (2008) – 93
Xenoblade Chronicles (2010) – 92
Super Mario 3D World (2013) – 93
Mario Kart 8 (2014) – 88:
The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds (2013, 3DS) – 91
Fire Emblem: Awakening (2012, 3DS) – 92
Mario Kart DS (2005, DS) – 91
Metroid Fusion (2002, GBA) – 92
Honorable Mention
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (2017) - 97
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2Elisa#49651277)
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Date: February 6th, 2026 2:49 PM Author: michael doodikoff
that stretch of Output shits all over any developer on earth during that same time. Again - that list is better than the exclusive list for PS3 and PS4 combined - and I will even add in PS5 to that statement. Three Sony Gens of exclusives 2006 to present - 20 years), and 2002-2016 nintendo output shits all over it.
Literally some of the most iconic versions of multiple franchises ever made, that are still in the discussion for the top Games of all time.
your hatred for Nintendo is blinding you to the Truth.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2Elisa#49651355) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 3:08 PM Author: cowgod
MGS3
MGS4
MGS5
GTAVC
GTASA
GTA5
Fallout 3
Halo 2
Uncharted 1-3
Half life 2
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2Elisa#49651439) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 3:59 PM Author: michael doodikoff
intellectually dishonest. which of those were exclusive to Sony?
MGS4? Ok.
MGS 3? every GTA? - PS2 exclusive, later multiplat (which is not included in my statement)
Uncharted 1-3? Ok (LOL)
I would take the above Nintendo Exclusives over MGS4 and Uncharted 1-3 IMO, like any day of the week.
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Date: February 6th, 2026 4:50 PM Author: wholesome chungus telling u2 put pussy on pedestal (ACG)
the problem with cowgod is he doesn't acknowledge that the reason N64 was so Scummy is that it was the 90s and the height of the Attitude Era. Pro wrestling was demeaning to women, Limp Bizkit and Korn ruled the airwaves, Monster Trucks and Harleys Davidson were in vogue.
He won't acknowledge Nintendo's success because they're all family friendly clean games and not Mortal Kombat which he remembers because SNES/N64 were his formative years. We are NEVER going back to ClayFighter 63 1/3. But that doesn't mean Nintendo didn't have any Games during that era.
He romanticizes the Age of Scum because that's when he was in high school and life was a lot better for straight white guys and pop culture reflected this. He's right that Sony exclusives don't matter because Xbox and Sony took over on Mature content from Nintendo which cornered the market on family friendly content and kids games. But yeah they were amazing games. cowgod is Ruined.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2Elisa#49651813) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:29 PM Author: cowgod
In terms or profit relative to the size of the industry Nintendo probably peaked with the NES imo
cultural dominance, Imo their cultural footprint started big when they were the only game in town but Sega made them seem so Losery. Being a Loser didn’t become socially acceptable until like 2012.
Game quality peaked with N64 then went into hibernation imo. OOT and Mario 64 were just too contemporaneously good. Competition is a big deal in the game industry. It’s what gave us late 4th gen classics like DKC and Super Mario RPG. It’s what caused PS2 to have like 15 classic exclusives in 2001 in order to Eviscerate Dreamcast. Sony barely made money in the PS3 gen bc they spent it trying to make Games in order to compete plus they cut the hardware price early and often.
overall success even if it occurred later was FORGED in the fires of those long years with No Games. Nintendo fanboys can weather basically any storm imo
Anyway wtf are you saying, that you like Super Mario 3D World? Good for you I guess. Wouldn’t it be cool if they made a legit Mario RPG2 that’s exactly as cutting edge now as that game was back then? I guess that’s too much to ask. Discuss.
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:03 PM Author: wholesome chungus telling u2 put pussy on pedestal (ACG)
Stop projecting, I agree that N64 was peak in Nintendo quality. Valve also peaked with the original HL/HL2/CS, became a billion dollar company, and checked out to take a cut of in game transactions and be a platform. Blizzard also peaked with Diablo, WoW classic, SC:BW, etc. and now has No Games.
Don't you realize that the cycle is due to great artists checking out after capitalism makes them extremely rich? Your whole argument is like saying George Lucas peaked as a creative genius in the late 70s and early 80s. Uhhh duh? Artists make their mark with genius works and then check out. Led Zeppelin hasn't had an album since 1980 and probably hasn't had a good one since 1975.
All things follow this cycle. Have you never seen Trainspotting? You have it, and then, you lose it. All walks of life. Nintendo makes 11 billion dollars a year and on top of that hugely successful Films. You and I agree that they have never caught the inspiration they had in the 90s with the likes of OOT. I probably only played one Zelda game ever after that which was Wind Waker. Nothing since.
You can't just expect this golden age to come again. And you complain too much. If you miss triple A Console titles do something about it. Get off your ass and make something inspiring. No Nintendo is not going to come and save you. They are printing money. I thought the Wii was gay as fuck when it came out. But millions of people bought one. I have never met anyone living in as much denial as you.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831749&forum_id=2Elisa#49652343) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:16 PM Author: cowgod
I don't actually complain afaik, I just clown on Losers for amusement. Their entire identities are wrapped up in winning the gen. They are extremely brittle and can be pwned easily. Often they get into subthread wastelands with me on reddit. I get a notificaiton that they've replied and by the time I go to check it, they've Blocked me, which means I Won basically. why would you bother to block someone on reddit? You basically never run into the same person twice afaik.
As for the current State of things, I think you underestimate, again, how important Competition is. Nintendo became Scummy because Sega pushed them that way. Then, after Sega's demise, they hard-overcorrected, sold Rare, and became Losery. Sony came out with like 35% of the good games on PS2 in 2001, in order to Destroy Sega. Microsoft had Games on 360 because they wanted to win. Console Wars have consequences. Extremely dumb kids know this intuitively. Midwits do not. Adult High Losers like us understand it. Not just who wins but how the individual battles are waged. You wouldn't have NiGHTs into Dreams if Sega wasn't on the ropes. Even Sonic Adventure rivaled Mario 64 in its wow factor when you first saw it. Discuss.
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Date: February 6th, 2026 11:20 PM Author: michael doodikoff
Now that it's 2026, name a genre that is popular now that didn't exist 20 years ago? Only difference is 100 player battle royale games (but iirc Delta force PC allowed a lot of players at once too).
Graphics are better now but not really all that much. I'll use gears of wars as an example but it still looks good today. So does GameCube rogue squadron.
Basically nothing has changed in 20 years now.
Onl Nintendo innovates anymore
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Date: February 6th, 2026 3:18 PM Author: bloomington (🦬)
I just read that the Switch 2 is getting Oblivion Remastered.
As someone who loved Skyrim, never played Oblivion, and doesn't own a PS5 or Xbox, I am VERY tempted to run out and buy a Switch 2 right this moment.
OTOH, I tend to be more of a patient gamer and my PS4 backlog is big enough as it is...
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