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Hypo: $100MM but "The Impression That I Get" plays everytime you leave house

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside ...
twinkling bull headed trailer park messiness
  07/20/17
is there any kind of installment plan available?
Heady offensive wagecucks
  07/20/17
Waddled here
at-the-ready narrow-minded lettuce
  07/20/17
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twinkling bull headed trailer park messiness
  07/20/17
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Rough-skinned Sooty Range Feces
  07/20/17
lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.
irradiated disgusting regret
  07/20/17
The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo
at-the-ready narrow-minded lettuce
  07/20/17
The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your ho...
slate hairraiser stage ape
  07/20/17
I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a d...
at-the-ready narrow-minded lettuce
  07/20/17
This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.
Comical abode mad-dog skullcap
  10/18/21
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sick garrison
  07/20/17
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Metal duck-like mad cow disease public bath
  07/20/17
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adventurous home
  07/20/17
Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and br...
Metal duck-like mad cow disease public bath
  07/20/17
$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?
Dun cheese-eating stag film
  07/20/17
One clarification: if you move residences in the future, wou...
Soul-stirring Associate Haunted Graveyard
  07/20/17
Titcq
Rough-skinned Sooty Range Feces
  07/20/17
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gaped crackhouse
  03/02/18
Yes.
twinkling bull headed trailer park messiness
  08/01/17
Id do this for 0$
motley stead masturbator
  07/20/17
how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and on...
Electric Dragon
  07/20/17
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Light Hall
  07/20/17
Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?
Dun cheese-eating stag film
  07/20/17
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twinkling bull headed trailer park messiness
  08/01/17
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Light Hall
  07/20/17
After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any h...
at-the-ready narrow-minded lettuce
  08/01/17
...
twinkling bull headed trailer park messiness
  09/18/17
do i also get to live in 1994?
orchid appetizing nursing home
  09/18/17
cq
aromatic ultramarine gunner weed whacker
  09/18/17
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Violent temple
  09/04/21
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twinkling bull headed trailer park messiness
  03/02/18
Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard c...
Bat-shit-crazy sound barrier
  03/02/18
No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step i...
twinkling bull headed trailer park messiness
  03/02/18
kind of a gay clarification
Soul-stirring Associate Haunted Graveyard
  03/02/18
CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go...
twinkling bull headed trailer park messiness
  03/02/18
i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably becom...
sienna house macaca
  03/02/18
(guy who didn't read the thread)
Soul-stirring Associate Haunted Graveyard
  03/02/18
It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as...
aromatic ultramarine gunner weed whacker
  03/02/18
How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?
vibrant station
  03/02/18
That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of ...
Curious shaky windowlicker
  03/02/18
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twinkling bull headed trailer park messiness
  07/24/18
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twinkling bull headed trailer park messiness
  02/19/19
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twinkling bull headed trailer park messiness
  10/31/19
id do this for free
motley stead masturbator
  10/31/19
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pontificating twisted box office love of her life
  09/04/21
Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever...
Excitant lilac pervert
  09/04/21
i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s
diverse flushed set
  09/04/21
Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?
Violent temple
  09/04/21
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lexie hull
  06/18/25
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twinkling bull headed trailer park messiness
  10/18/21
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pontificating twisted box office love of her life
  06/23/22
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pontificating twisted box office love of her life
  12/14/23
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lfo
  06/18/25
Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go if so I...
manic pixie dream litigator
  06/18/25
I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a s...
,..,,,,,,....,,,...,
  06/18/25
but where will i get 100MM?
lexie hull
  06/18/25


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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: twinkling bull headed trailer park messiness

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside of your current residence, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones's "The Impression That I Get" plays around you in a kind of a halo. You can try to mute it out with earplugs or your own headset if you'd like. But it will play loudly enough to sound like a fairly loud phone ringtone, albeit in high quality, for people around you. It will stop for three seconds after completion before restarting. It will cease the moment your body is entirely back inside your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33816105)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: Heady offensive wagecucks

is there any kind of installment plan available?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33816115)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: at-the-ready narrow-minded lettuce

Waddled here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33816119)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: twinkling bull headed trailer park messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33816122)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Sooty Range Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33817516)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: irradiated disgusting regret

lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33816126)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: at-the-ready narrow-minded lettuce

The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33816132)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: slate hairraiser stage ape

The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your house" is a very good genre in particular. I think I once posted one about a 100-decibel alarm going off every time you masturbate in your home, and your neighbors will be sent a letter explaining exactly what it's about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33816141)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: at-the-ready narrow-minded lettuce

I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a day every day just to imagine my neighbors reaction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33816165)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 4:44 PM
Author: Comical abode mad-dog skullcap

This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#43292170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: sick garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33816168)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Metal duck-like mad cow disease public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33816170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: adventurous home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33816146)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Metal duck-like mad cow disease public bath

Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and bring the party to me. It will be a pain when I do have to go places, but shit-- businesses put up with way worse behavior from the superrich all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33816166)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: Dun cheese-eating stag film

$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33817496)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Associate Haunted Graveyard

One clarification: if you move residences in the future, would it play non-stop 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33817507)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Sooty Range Feces

Titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33817526)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: gaped crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#35521751)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: twinkling bull headed trailer park messiness

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33896385)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: motley stead masturbator

Id do this for 0$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33817697)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: Electric Dragon

how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and only $2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33817737)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: Light Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33817747)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Dun cheese-eating stag film

Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33817760)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: twinkling bull headed trailer park messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33896387)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: Light Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33817743)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 2:53 PM
Author: at-the-ready narrow-minded lettuce

After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any human being should, i have decided i would definitely take the 100MM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33897078)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: twinkling bull headed trailer park messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#34234787)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: orchid appetizing nursing home

do i also get to live in 1994?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#34234802)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: aromatic ultramarine gunner weed whacker

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#34234987)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:53 PM
Author: Violent temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#43063359)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: twinkling bull headed trailer park messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#35521455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy sound barrier

Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard count as being in your residence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#35521481)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: twinkling bull headed trailer park messiness

No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step into your addition) and no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#35521489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Associate Haunted Graveyard

kind of a gay clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#35521502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: twinkling bull headed trailer park messiness

CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go purchase a yuuuuge add-on and chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#35521512)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: sienna house macaca

i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably become a writer. maybe show up for appearance fees at shit like comic con because of my condition. also because no one knows how i got this condition, i'd sue the shit out of mighty mighty bosstones, their manager, and record label saying it's their fault

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#35521504)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Associate Haunted Graveyard

(guy who didn't read the thread)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#35521509)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: aromatic ultramarine gunner weed whacker

It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as well. Like some bossa nova remixes, a trad jazz take

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyAF5CPD6aE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#35521529)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: vibrant station

How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#35521703)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Curious shaky windowlicker

That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of a Ben Stiller rom com all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#35521729)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: twinkling bull headed trailer park messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#36489749)



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Date: February 19th, 2019 4:42 PM
Author: twinkling bull headed trailer park messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#37809495)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: twinkling bull headed trailer park messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#39053162)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:47 PM
Author: motley stead masturbator

id do this for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#39053200)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: pontificating twisted box office love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#43063314)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:47 PM
Author: Excitant lilac pervert

Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever I went.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#43063338)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:48 PM
Author: diverse flushed set

i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#43063341)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Violent temple

Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#43063369)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: lexie hull



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#49028087)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 3:53 PM
Author: twinkling bull headed trailer park messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#43291843)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 6:18 PM
Author: pontificating twisted box office love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#44730423)



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Date: December 14th, 2023 10:51 AM
Author: pontificating twisted box office love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#47169735)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#49027764)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: manic pixie dream litigator

Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go

if so I'm sold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#49027831)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: ,..,,,,,,....,,,...,

I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a small fraction of your $100M, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#49028138)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: lexie hull

but where will i get 100MM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#49027937)