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What the hell does "Salesforce" do?

So many fake "companies" out there
racy parlour
  03/26/19
*mumbles something about the CLOUD*
flirting slippery corn cake
  03/26/19
It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.
supple resort juggernaut
  03/26/19
its just another database shit to manage client contact. ...
Motley Chartreuse Friendly Grandma
  03/26/19
CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of as...
Ivory Location
  03/26/19
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racy parlour
  03/26/19
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180 copper jewess
  03/26/19
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supple resort juggernaut
  03/26/19
So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?
hyperactive puce address idea he suggested
  03/26/19
Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockc...
supple resort juggernaut
  03/26/19
can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?
flirting slippery corn cake
  03/26/19
O F S F S
Ivory Location
  03/26/19
*flashes HUGE grin* Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC...
supple resort juggernaut
  03/26/19
180
gold yapping stag film
  03/26/19
And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: htt...
supple resort juggernaut
  03/26/19
A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this ...
submissive turquoise feces
  03/26/19
Yes. They have an enormous datastore
Brindle piazza jap
  08/06/19
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Motley Chartreuse Friendly Grandma
  03/26/19
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fluffy godawful forum national security agency
  03/26/19
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tan meetinghouse
  03/26/19
Their platform is sps
excitant lavender locus toilet seat
  03/26/19
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Ivory Location
  03/26/19
Compared to what?
supple resort juggernaut
  03/26/19
Literally every fucking crm made since 99
Rusted Sanctuary Really Tough Guy
  03/26/19
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excitant lavender locus toilet seat
  03/26/19
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Charismatic ungodly liquid oxygen turdskin
  07/10/19
Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up...
Bronze apoplectic national sandwich
  03/26/19
It is CRM. good software all things considered.
submissive turquoise feces
  03/26/19
So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it Easy wa...
Self-centered Federal Senate Hairy Legs
  03/26/19
(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com
Rusted Sanctuary Really Tough Guy
  03/26/19
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Self-centered Federal Senate Hairy Legs
  03/26/19
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Rusted Sanctuary Really Tough Guy
  06/18/19
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empty of revealed godliness
  06/26/25
If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry,...
submissive turquoise feces
  03/26/19
cr
Self-centered Federal Senate Hairy Legs
  03/26/19
Zoho
Gay bawdyhouse messiness
  08/07/19
Forces you to buy shit from sales chads
Trip space
  03/26/19
Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars...
poppy exciting idiot
  03/26/19
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Adventurous thirsty cumskin lay
  07/10/19
It is complete and utter trash
Charismatic ungodly liquid oxygen turdskin
  07/10/19
cr it's a flaming heap of shit
cerebral site
  07/10/19
iirc it's data entry software
Swashbuckling ultramarine hospital
  07/10/19
Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what...
razzle-dazzle low-t jew stage
  07/10/19
It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing. ...
cerebral site
  07/10/19
And it still looks like a 1999 database
excitant lavender locus toilet seat
  08/06/19
Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuf...
Brindle piazza jap
  08/06/19
essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in sell...
Irradiated frisky double fault alpha
  08/07/19
Boom might now
bipolar soul-stirring casino scourge upon the earth
  08/06/19
I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort
Transparent indian lodge
  08/07/19
Money laundering scheme
Glassy sweet tailpipe
  08/07/19
lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in i...
Irradiated frisky double fault alpha
  08/07/19
...
bipolar soul-stirring casino scourge upon the earth
  11/09/19
...
evan39
  06/26/25
take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records
.,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  06/26/25
forces sales
Dare I say
  06/26/25


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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:20 AM
Author: racy parlour

So many fake "companies" out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992263)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: flirting slippery corn cake

*mumbles something about the CLOUD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992274)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: supple resort juggernaut

It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992331)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:25 AM
Author: Motley Chartreuse Friendly Grandma

its just another database shit to manage client contact.

Pretty useful tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992283)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: Ivory Location

CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of asking proles if they have their "saver card" on their keychain when you "ring them up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992286)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: racy parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992295)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:29 AM
Author: 180 copper jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992305)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: supple resort juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992326)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:32 AM
Author: hyperactive puce address idea he suggested

So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992338)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: supple resort juggernaut

Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockchain, but the key is that they have the interface and tools for CRM built-in.

If you're a SFDC customer, I'm not sure why you would care if your CRM is based on blockchain or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992352)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:37 AM
Author: flirting slippery corn cake

can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992360)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:38 AM
Author: Ivory Location

O F S

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992365)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: supple resort juggernaut

*flashes HUGE grin*

Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC's customer base harness big data is really at the core of SFDC's revolutionary technology. But that's just the beginning. Utilizing [TMF's company's] analytics tools and cutting-edge technology, we can take you to the next level. Contact our salesperson for a meeting where we'll help you serve the needs of your customers - even the ones they don't know they have yet!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992386)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:59 AM
Author: gold yapping stag film

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992478)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:08 AM
Author: supple resort juggernaut

And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: https://www.salesforce.com/blog/2018/12/what-is-the-fourth-industrial-revolution-4IR.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992524)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: submissive turquoise feces

A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994706)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:55 PM
Author: Brindle piazza jap

Yes. They have an enormous datastore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649738)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:58 AM
Author: Motley Chartreuse Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992471)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:15 PM
Author: fluffy godawful forum national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994068)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:30 AM
Author: tan meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992322)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: excitant lavender locus toilet seat

Their platform is sps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992373)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Ivory Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992379)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: supple resort juggernaut

Compared to what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37993645)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:08 PM
Author: Rusted Sanctuary Really Tough Guy

Literally every fucking crm made since 99

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994018)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: excitant lavender locus toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994076)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Charismatic ungodly liquid oxygen turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38510663)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: Bronze apoplectic national sandwich

Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up to.

Let's your sales channel claim log opportunities so that you avoid conflict (e.g., two CA reps pursuing the same opportunity with Google).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992489)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: submissive turquoise feces

It is CRM. good software all things considered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37993639)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Self-centered Federal Senate Hairy Legs

So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it

Easy way to start a biz is just make a Salesforce competitor. You won't get yuge but you can get a few million in sales and chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994010)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:09 PM
Author: Rusted Sanctuary Really Tough Guy

(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994027)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:10 PM
Author: Self-centered Federal Senate Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994040)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: Rusted Sanctuary Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38407018)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: empty of revealed godliness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#49051935)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:13 PM
Author: submissive turquoise feces

If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry, you will make a killing. I used to work at such a company. I didn't make shit but the owner made $100mm off the sale of the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994055)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:52 PM
Author: Self-centered Federal Senate Hairy Legs

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994278)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:19 AM
Author: Gay bawdyhouse messiness

Zoho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649797)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Trip space

Forces you to buy shit from sales chads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994077)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author: poppy exciting idiot

Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994132)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Adventurous thirsty cumskin lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38510672)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Charismatic ungodly liquid oxygen turdskin

It is complete and utter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38510662)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: cerebral site

cr

it's a flaming heap of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38510832)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: Swashbuckling ultramarine hospital

iirc it's data entry software

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38510707)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle low-t jew stage

Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what this company does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38510760)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:23 PM
Author: cerebral site

It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing.

It does a lot, but basically it's a giant rolodex for all sales activities, client relationships, invoices, etc. it's usually the central database of revenue-generating departments for businesses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38510840)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:45 PM
Author: excitant lavender locus toilet seat

And it still looks like a 1999 database

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649710)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: Brindle piazza jap

Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuff (you can actually write your own webapps using their underlying technologies rather than rolling your own servers or servlets or whatever) but this is easily the most important part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649748)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:40 AM
Author: Irradiated frisky double fault alpha

essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in selling a cloud platform to the IT Departments of Sales teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649843)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:42 PM
Author: bipolar soul-stirring casino scourge upon the earth

Boom might now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649695)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: Transparent indian lodge

I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649802)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: Glassy sweet tailpipe

Money laundering scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649805)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: Irradiated frisky double fault alpha

lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in implementation costs to set things up right the first time

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649846)



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Date: November 9th, 2019 9:10 AM
Author: bipolar soul-stirring casino scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#39092942)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: evan39



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#49051901)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: .,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#49051941)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Dare I say

forces sales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#49051946)