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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)
| passionate doctorate | 01/03/23 |
| Multi-colored onyx shitlib center | 01/03/23 |
| passionate doctorate | 01/03/23 |
| cracking salmon goal in life | 01/03/23 |
| passionate doctorate | 01/04/23 |
| At-the-ready Low-t Coffee Pot | 01/04/23 |
| pearl patrolman step-uncle's house | 01/04/23 |
| Marvelous Flickering Black Woman Sweet Tailpipe | 01/04/23 |
| Multi-colored onyx shitlib center | 01/04/23 |
| Marvelous Flickering Black Woman Sweet Tailpipe | 01/04/23 |
| Multi-colored onyx shitlib center | 01/04/23 |
| Marvelous Flickering Black Woman Sweet Tailpipe | 01/04/23 |
| Multi-colored onyx shitlib center | 01/04/23 |
| ruby dashing library international law enforcement agency | 04/19/23 |
| Multi-colored onyx shitlib center | 04/19/23 |
| Mentally impaired shimmering indirect expression sanctuary | 04/23/24 |
| At-the-ready Low-t Coffee Pot | 04/23/24 |
| pearl patrolman step-uncle's house | 04/30/24 |
| laughsome dead stage macaca | 04/30/24 |
| mint juggernaut house | 04/30/24 |
| WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER | 08/26/25 |
| Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 | 08/26/25 |
| rose stimulating love of her life | 01/03/23 |
| twisted soul-stirring address mad cow disease | 01/03/23 |
| Multi-colored onyx shitlib center | 01/03/23 |
| Multi-colored onyx shitlib center | 01/03/23 |
| Trip Theater Stage Famous Landscape Painting | 01/04/23 |
| Stirring Aquamarine Lay | 01/04/23 |
| orchid domesticated son of senegal orchestra pit | 01/04/23 |
| sapphire flirting meetinghouse wagecucks | 04/23/24 |
| arousing learning disabled property | 01/04/23 |
| Racy crusty whorehouse | 01/04/23 |
| Lavender boyish deer antler | 01/04/23 |
| rose stimulating love of her life | 01/04/23 |
| rose stimulating love of her life | 01/04/23 |
| rose stimulating love of her life | 01/06/23 |
| rose stimulating love of her life | 01/24/23 |
| rose stimulating love of her life | 12/27/23 |
| vengeful stage codepig | 12/27/23 |
| rose stimulating love of her life | 02/07/24 |
| twisted soul-stirring address mad cow disease | 02/07/24 |
| rose stimulating love of her life | 04/23/24 |
| Pink theater | 04/23/24 |
| rose stimulating love of her life | 04/23/24 |
| Contagious canary skinny woman digit ratio | 04/23/24 |
| Nubile flushed chapel | 04/23/24 |
| orchid domesticated son of senegal orchestra pit | 04/23/24 |
| WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER | 08/26/25 |
| Rough-skinned Adventurous Knife Preventive Strike | 04/23/24 |
| Rough-skinned Adventurous Knife Preventive Strike | 04/30/24 |
| pearl patrolman step-uncle's house | 04/30/24 |
| Nubile flushed chapel | 04/30/24 |
| pearl patrolman step-uncle's house | 04/30/24 |
| orchid domesticated son of senegal orchestra pit | 04/30/24 |
| kevin eubanks and the tonight show band | 08/26/25 |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: passionate doctorate One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
The jury’s jaw dropped. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: Multi-colored onyx shitlib center https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: passionate doctorate Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: cracking salmon goal in life 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: passionate doctorate Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: At-the-ready Low-t Coffee Pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: pearl patrolman step-uncle's house alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: Marvelous Flickering Black Woman Sweet Tailpipe anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: Multi-colored onyx shitlib center everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: Marvelous Flickering Black Woman Sweet Tailpipe so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: Multi-colored onyx shitlib center (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: Marvelous Flickering Black Woman Sweet Tailpipe It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: Multi-colored onyx shitlib center more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45739155) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: ruby dashing library international law enforcement agency 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#46206733) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: Multi-colored onyx shitlib center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#46206694) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: Mentally impaired shimmering indirect expression sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47603587) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: At-the-ready Low-t Coffee Pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: pearl patrolman step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47620711) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: laughsome dead stage macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47620846) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: mint juggernaut house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47620946) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#49213068) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#49213074) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: rose stimulating love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: twisted soul-stirring address mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: Multi-colored onyx shitlib center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: Multi-colored onyx shitlib center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: Trip Theater Stage Famous Landscape Painting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45739167) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: Stirring Aquamarine Lay SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: orchid domesticated son of senegal orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: sapphire flirting meetinghouse wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: arousing learning disabled property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: Racy crusty whorehouse The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: Lavender boyish deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: rose stimulating love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: rose stimulating love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45742027) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: rose stimulating love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45750389) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: rose stimulating love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45835222) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: rose stimulating love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47219210) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: vengeful stage codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47219260) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: rose stimulating love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47376237) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: twisted soul-stirring address mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47376245) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: rose stimulating love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: Pink theater Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47603834) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: rose stimulating love of her life QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47603842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: Contagious canary skinny woman digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47603847) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: Nubile flushed chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: orchid domesticated son of senegal orchestra pit (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47604053) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#49213069) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: Rough-skinned Adventurous Knife Preventive Strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47604067) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: Rough-skinned Adventurous Knife Preventive Strike The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: pearl patrolman step-uncle's house it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Nubile flushed chapel when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47620919) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: pearl patrolman step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47620938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: orchid domesticated son of senegal orchestra pit (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47621001) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#49213065) |