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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
seedy twinkling sneaky criminal
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
red angry hominid
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
irate lay ape
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
glittery depressive
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Razzle stage nowag
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
seedy twinkling sneaky criminal
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Razzle stage nowag
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
glittery depressive
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Razzle stage nowag
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
glittery depressive
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Razzle stage nowag
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
glittery depressive
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Razzle stage nowag
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
seedy twinkling sneaky criminal
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Razzle stage nowag
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
glittery depressive
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Razzle stage nowag
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Submissive indian lodge
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Razzle stage nowag
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Submissive indian lodge
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Razzle stage nowag
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
lime razzle-dazzle dragon
  04/08/25
that's rude
Razzle stage nowag
  04/08/25
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seedy twinkling sneaky criminal
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
hairraiser olive stag film filthpig
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
glittery depressive
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
cerebral feces background story
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Razzle stage nowag
  04/08/25
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seedy twinkling sneaky criminal
  04/08/25
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Razzle stage nowag
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
seedy twinkling sneaky criminal
  04/09/25
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seedy twinkling sneaky criminal
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
drab senate
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Azure Hell Preventive Strike
  04/09/25
Ty
Razzle stage nowag
  04/09/25
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swashbuckling indigo main people national
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
180 bonkers step-uncle's house juggernaut
  04/09/25
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Razzle stage nowag
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
chartreuse circlehead faggot firefighter
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Razzle stage nowag
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Razzle stage nowag
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
clear vigorous halford
  05/02/25
...
Razzle stage nowag
  05/12/25
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Razzle stage nowag
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Razzle stage nowag
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Azure Hell Preventive Strike
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Razzle stage nowag
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Submissive indian lodge
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Razzle stage nowag
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Submissive indian lodge
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
black community account church
  06/03/25
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Razzle stage nowag
  06/26/25
OP?
Razzle stage nowag
  06/27/25
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Razzle stage nowag
  07/09/25
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Razzle stage nowag
  07/31/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: seedy twinkling sneaky criminal

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: red angry hominid

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: irate lay ape

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: glittery depressive

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Razzle stage nowag

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: seedy twinkling sneaky criminal

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Razzle stage nowag

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: glittery depressive

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Razzle stage nowag

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: glittery depressive

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Razzle stage nowag

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: glittery depressive

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Razzle stage nowag

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: seedy twinkling sneaky criminal

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Razzle stage nowag

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: glittery depressive

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Razzle stage nowag

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Submissive indian lodge

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Razzle stage nowag

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Submissive indian lodge

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Razzle stage nowag

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: lime razzle-dazzle dragon

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Razzle stage nowag

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: seedy twinkling sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: hairraiser olive stag film filthpig

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: glittery depressive

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: cerebral feces background story

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Razzle stage nowag

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: seedy twinkling sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Razzle stage nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: seedy twinkling sneaky criminal

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: seedy twinkling sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: drab senate

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Azure Hell Preventive Strike

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Razzle stage nowag

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: swashbuckling indigo main people national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: 180 bonkers step-uncle's house juggernaut

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Razzle stage nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: chartreuse circlehead faggot firefighter

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Razzle stage nowag

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Razzle stage nowag

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: clear vigorous halford

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Razzle stage nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Razzle stage nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Razzle stage nowag

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Azure Hell Preventive Strike

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Razzle stage nowag

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Submissive indian lodge

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Razzle stage nowag

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Submissive indian lodge

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: black community account church

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Razzle stage nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Razzle stage nowag

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Razzle stage nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Razzle stage nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#49145215)