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I have a yard sale going on and I hired some dumb bitch to manage it. taking Qs

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saffron circlehead
  08/29/25
Lol at hiring a middle man to sell your used cum rags to Mex...
Lavender Hunting Ground Pit
  08/29/25
now that i am old it makes sense to outsource this shit and ...
saffron circlehead
  08/29/25
I’m sure the middle man will steal sufficient profits ...
Lavender Hunting Ground Pit
  08/29/25
its really the opposite even if she makes a killing off of o...
saffron circlehead
  08/29/25
The best I can do on this used can opener is 3 cents
henna point
  08/29/25
I’ll pay 3 agoras, my friend (That’s a shekel...
Lavender Hunting Ground Pit
  08/29/25
"Shekel" in pre-Judaic antiquity was a unit of wei...
henna point
  08/29/25
Agora isn’t the classical word. It means piece. Maybe ...
Lavender Hunting Ground Pit
  08/29/25
You might enjoy this if you can find a copy of it https://p...
henna point
  08/29/25
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saffron circlehead
  08/29/25
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Adulterous Metal Blood Rage
  08/29/25
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Domesticated Kitchen Personal Credit Line
  08/29/25
if it's worth enough then have an auction house/estate sale ...
fantasy-prone floppy step-uncle's house trust fund
  08/29/25
worth it to not deal with proles who endlessly haggle
Aromatic sweet tailpipe turdskin
  08/29/25
It’s better to just not do a yard sale. Throw out or d...
Lavender Hunting Ground Pit
  08/29/25
, bellowed the power goy
Adulterous Metal Blood Rage
  08/29/25
https://youtu.be/p9GBLVRPeaE?si=JqpTZgjfWmPqRqGG ?
henna point
  08/29/25
EDIT: This question has been revoked as fulano has chosen to...
180 mildly autistic party of the first part temple
  08/29/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673471&mc=87&a...
saffron circlehead
  08/29/25
Not opening that
180 mildly autistic party of the first part temple
  08/29/25
Which items for sale are you sad to see go
henna point
  08/29/25
nothing. we have a lot of stuff that we just outgrew or dont...
saffron circlehead
  08/29/25
wow look at this fucking baller with his sofas
Insane appetizing philosopher-king
  08/29/25
i have a lot of sofas. this is well documented here. idk why...
saffron circlehead
  08/29/25
Hermes? Tahoe?
henna point
  08/29/25
This is going great. only pure trash left. they keep coming.
saffron circlehead
  08/29/25
Describe the trash
henna point
  08/29/25
weird ugly pots and paintings. some rugs
saffron circlehead
  08/29/25
Anything good re paintings? I have some Weird ugly pots but ...
henna point
  08/29/25
no. sale has been going since 9. anything there right now is...
saffron circlehead
  08/29/25
cee arr
henna point
  08/29/25
why are you doing it on a friday morning?
supple school cafeteria
  08/29/25
sincere garage sale freaks do this on fridays to beat the ri...
saffron circlehead
  08/29/25
wtf? ive meet some of these "people." ghastly. ...
supple school cafeteria
  08/29/25
There are no "couch experts" ime Nobody looks or ...
henna point
  08/29/25
this is the point of the thread - tag sale lady presells the...
saffron circlehead
  08/29/25
straights tend to have "a guy" that can scrounge u...
supple school cafeteria
  08/29/25
jews have a "heeb" who can scrounge up a deal on a...
Lavender Hunting Ground Pit
  08/29/25
i know a good heeb that can draft a chametz contract over th...
supple school cafeteria
  08/29/25
...
Lavender Hunting Ground Pit
  08/29/25
We have a "guy" for absolutely everything - electr...
saffron circlehead
  08/29/25
*fulano calling up yardsale shrew broker thursday afternoon ...
supple school cafeteria
  08/29/25
Why do you keep mentioning “chopsticks” lol.
peach regret brethren
  08/29/25
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norrusu aturantidu
  09/21/25
Do you do any work at all?
Razzmatazz bossy sneaky criminal
  08/29/25
I don't really get yard sales. If something is actually wort...
cocky sepia boiling water organic girlfriend
  08/29/25
It seems like the deeal ITT is there is a subculture of carn...
180 mildly autistic party of the first part temple
  08/29/25
I don't want randos coming to me haggling over 10 cents on a...
saffron circlehead
  08/29/25
poasting stuff for sale online takes time/sorting/effort too...
fantasy-prone floppy step-uncle's house trust fund
  08/29/25
twist: and that dumb bitches name was fulano
Charcoal theatre
  08/29/25
Lmao at buying used furniture from an old poop eating groome...
Spruce Crackhouse
  08/31/25
In what wold would you ever hire a woman to do anything beyo...
Comical Spot Nibblets
  08/31/25
Op reports to a woman at work
Spruce Crackhouse
  08/31/25
Women are meant for these pedantic tasks
saffron circlehead
  08/31/25


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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: saffron circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49221323)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: Lavender Hunting Ground Pit

Lol at hiring a middle man to sell your used cum rags to Mexicans for $1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49221328)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: saffron circlehead

now that i am old it makes sense to outsource this shit and spend more time posting.

we have a couple high ticket items that i wouldnt be ab,le to sell to these randoms who are coming to buy a can opener for 5 cents so it will be worth it overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49221341)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Lavender Hunting Ground Pit

I’m sure the middle man will steal sufficient profits on the high ticket items to make it not worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49221345)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: saffron circlehead

its really the opposite even if she makes a killing off of our stuff. we looked into consignment and you have to pay them to house it plus a ridiculous commission. first dibs online is also like 35% or something. this bitch has a following and can rid us of things we dont need with much less cost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49221360)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: henna point

The best I can do on this used can opener is 3 cents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49221350)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Lavender Hunting Ground Pit

I’ll pay 3 agoras, my friend

(That’s a shekel cent for those who don’t know)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49221359)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: henna point

"Shekel" in pre-Judaic antiquity was a unit of weight. The Sumerian root for it literally means "weight" iirc

Learned this recently to no real benefit. It's maybe odd that Weight supersedes Gathering (agora) though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49221390)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: Lavender Hunting Ground Pit

Agora isn’t the classical word. It means piece. Maybe they’re linked though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49221402)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: henna point

You might enjoy this if you can find a copy of it

https://press.uchicago.edu/ucp/books/book/distributed/W/bo156865921.html

The starter bit is a whole sequence on the Jewish alphabet from a Judeophile Catholic perspective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49221422)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: saffron circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49221376)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: Adulterous Metal Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49221392)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Domesticated Kitchen Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49222470)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: fantasy-prone floppy step-uncle's house trust fund

if it's worth enough then have an auction house/estate sale company take it and sell it. if it's crap you just want to get rid of then do a garage sale and get whatever $ ppl will give you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49221823)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Aromatic sweet tailpipe turdskin

worth it to not deal with proles who endlessly haggle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49221354)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: Lavender Hunting Ground Pit

It’s better to just not do a yard sale. Throw out or donate or give away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49221363)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: Adulterous Metal Blood Rage

, bellowed the power goy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49221395)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: henna point

https://youtu.be/p9GBLVRPeaE?si=JqpTZgjfWmPqRqGG ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49221400)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: 180 mildly autistic party of the first part temple

EDIT: This question has been revoked as fulano has chosen to SKIP IT & ramble endlessly about sofas below instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49221346)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: saffron circlehead

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673471&mc=87&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49221410)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: 180 mildly autistic party of the first part temple

Not opening that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49221416)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: henna point

Which items for sale are you sad to see go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49221352)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: saffron circlehead

nothing. we have a lot of stuff that we just outgrew or dont really like. and a lot of shit that was just given to us over teh years like my $10,000 sofas. i dont need them. plus people keep giving us more $10,000 sofas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49221372)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Insane appetizing philosopher-king

wow look at this fucking baller with his sofas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49221381)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: saffron circlehead

i have a lot of sofas. this is well documented here. idk why but people keep giving me sofas. im sitting right now on one of these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49221388)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: henna point

Hermes? Tahoe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49221394)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: saffron circlehead

This is going great. only pure trash left. they keep coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49221813)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: henna point

Describe the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49221814)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: saffron circlehead

weird ugly pots and paintings. some rugs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49221835)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: henna point

Anything good re paintings? I have some Weird ugly pots but I put them in a tea cabinet for now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49221840)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: saffron circlehead

no. sale has been going since 9. anything there right now is straight trash for retarded people like used chinese takeaway chopstick level trash.

big stuff like patio furniture was gone in pre sale. dbg and ngree pumo dont knwo what they are talking about.

note though for your wives - go to garage sales on FRIDAY morning at 9am. shit is pure trash by saturday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49221856)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: henna point

cee arr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49221908)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: supple school cafeteria

why are you doing it on a friday morning?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49221844)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: saffron circlehead

sincere garage sale freaks do this on fridays to beat the riff raff.

our high priestess of tag saleing sent out a bat signal to her fans saying this house is for real come and get it while its hot. they did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49221865)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: supple school cafeteria

wtf? ive meet some of these "people." ghastly.

i figured for 10k couches youd want to catch the non-experts aimlessly meandering on a saturday morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49221904)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: henna point

There are no "couch experts" ime

Nobody looks or even buys designer funiture atm. Another lost art coopted by local gays 🫤

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49221932)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: saffron circlehead

this is the point of the thread - tag sale lady presells the good stuff, sits here with the forks and chopsticks.

i actually bought an entire patio thing from her presale once. jus ttold her we need some deck chairs and a table and the offer was made to us.

to get that you have to have a relationship though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49221968)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: supple school cafeteria

straights tend to have "a guy" that can scrounge up a good deal on shit like auto parts or whiskey. it's no surprise that gays and gals have "a gal" that can scrounge up lightly used designer trinkets, kitchen supplies, and furntiure exclusively for those in-the-know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49222005)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Lavender Hunting Ground Pit

jews have a "heeb" who can scrounge up a deal on a good quality citron fruit or a used sukkah set or some string to trick god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49222049)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: supple school cafeteria

i know a good heeb that can draft a chametz contract over the phone if you forgot about some cake in the freezer and you want to trick god into it being ok for you to keep it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49222098)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Lavender Hunting Ground Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49222465)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: saffron circlehead

We have a "guy" for absolutely everything - electronics, plumbing, cabinetry. this is the third yard sale we have had with this woman in 15 years bc people keep giving us shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49222111)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: supple school cafeteria

*fulano calling up yardsale shrew broker thursday afternoon donning hyper gay affect*

"hey queeeeeeeeeeeeeen how you doin' giiiiiiirl? you got any hot deals on mid century fall rugs comin' up tomorrow hun?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49222121)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: peach regret brethren

Why do you keep mentioning “chopsticks” lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49222226)



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Date: September 21st, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: norrusu aturantidu



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49288694)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bossy sneaky criminal

Do you do any work at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49221924)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: cocky sepia boiling water organic girlfriend

I don't really get yard sales. If something is actually worth money, throw it on Craigslist or FB Marketplace. Donate the rest.

Spending countless hours sorting and pricing all your junk just to make a couple hundred bucks seems a bit foolish. I sometimes shop garage sales and they seem to have not enough customers to make it worthwhile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49222178)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: 180 mildly autistic party of the first part temple

It seems like the deeal ITT is there is a subculture of carnies that travel around corralled by "some dumb bitch" who require deals on pottery barn stuff on friday mornings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49222210)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: saffron circlehead

I don't want randos coming to me haggling over 10 cents on a tennis racket .

I'm kind of shocked at how few of you get this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49222313)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: fantasy-prone floppy step-uncle's house trust fund

poasting stuff for sale online takes time/sorting/effort too. At least with garage sales you can hang out for a weekend morning and larp as a flea market dirt merchant for a few hours. It’s an activity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49223126)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Charcoal theatre

twist: and that dumb bitches name was fulano

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49222479)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Spruce Crackhouse

Lmao at buying used furniture from an old poop eating groomer

Did anyone run a black light over this trash?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49226174)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: Comical Spot Nibblets

In what wold would you ever hire a woman to do anything beyond sex work and and even men are better at sex work btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49226179)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Spruce Crackhouse

Op reports to a woman at work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49226181)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: saffron circlehead

Women are meant for these pedantic tasks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767421&forum_id=2Elisa#49226222)