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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
Lime selfie
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
appetizing orchid cruise ship tank
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
Lime selfie
  04/14/22
...
Adventurous ocher really tough guy forum
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
brilliant office gay wizard
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
Lime selfie
  04/14/22
...
brilliant office gay wizard
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
Bronze box office
  04/14/22
...
Stimulating sienna house
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
indecent aromatic principal's office
  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
...
Lime selfie
  04/28/22
...
Lime selfie
  07/04/23
...
Stimulating sienna house
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
Pea-brained 180 piazza messiness
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
razzle-dazzle theatre
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
Lime selfie
  04/27/24
?
razzle-dazzle theatre
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
Lime selfie
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
razzle-dazzle theatre
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
Lime selfie
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
razzle-dazzle theatre
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
glittery garrison feces
  04/27/24
Georgia?
razzle-dazzle theatre
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
glittery garrison feces
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
Smoky telephone masturbator
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
charismatic coiffed national security agency regret
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
fighting flesh fanboi
  04/24/26
...
Zombie-like pearly corn cake spot
  04/27/24
180
Trip brindle foreskin space
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
indecent aromatic principal's office
  04/27/24
Honk honk
Trip brindle foreskin space
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
glittery garrison feces
  04/27/24
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Disrespectful buff resort
  04/27/24
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Zombie-like pearly corn cake spot
  10/08/24
...
magenta den
  10/08/24
...
copper hospital
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
transparent impertinent nursing home
  06/06/24
...
Low-t Philosopher-king
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
galvanic lemon brunch mediation
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
irradiated personal credit line
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
galvanic lemon brunch mediation
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
irradiated personal credit line
  06/06/24
...
Hateful set haunted graveyard
  04/24/26
...
magenta den
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
Lime selfie
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
Lime selfie
  09/14/25
...
useless native puppy
  03/31/26
flame?
Wonderful territorial abode
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
Lime selfie
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
Godawful Field
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
Peach very tactful lettuce
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
Godawful Field
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
coral dashing heaven
  04/24/26
...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
...
potluck
  07/23/26
...
Hateful set haunted graveyard
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
going pumo irl
  07/23/26
RIP
gaetan dugas
  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: Lime selfie

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: appetizing orchid cruise ship tank

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: Lime selfie

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: Adventurous ocher really tough guy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: brilliant office gay wizard

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: Lime selfie

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: brilliant office gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: Bronze box office

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: Stimulating sienna house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: indecent aromatic principal's office

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: Lime selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: Lime selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: Stimulating sienna house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: Pea-brained 180 piazza messiness

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle theatre

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Lime selfie

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle theatre

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Lime selfie

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle theatre

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: Lime selfie

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle theatre

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: glittery garrison feces

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle theatre

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: glittery garrison feces

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Smoky telephone masturbator

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: charismatic coiffed national security agency regret

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: fighting flesh fanboi

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Zombie-like pearly corn cake spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Trip brindle foreskin space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: indecent aromatic principal's office

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Trip brindle foreskin space

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: glittery garrison feces

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: Disrespectful buff resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: Zombie-like pearly corn cake spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: magenta den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: copper hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: transparent impertinent nursing home

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: Low-t Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: galvanic lemon brunch mediation

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: irradiated personal credit line

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: galvanic lemon brunch mediation

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: irradiated personal credit line

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Hateful set haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: magenta den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Lime selfie

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Lime selfie

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: useless native puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Wonderful territorial abode

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Lime selfie

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Godawful Field

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Peach very tactful lettuce

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Godawful Field

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: coral dashing heaven

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: Hateful set haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: going pumo irl

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#50021007)