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😍A day in the life of President Newsom's America😍

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ag...
supple autistic school cafeteria
  07/19/24
I live like this now
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This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Pr...
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Exhilarant ocher potus
  07/19/24
*in the next week
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Yapping indecent piazza
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libs maf!
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Adventurous crawly parlour juggernaut
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NM is back
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God I hope so
Yapping indecent piazza
  07/19/24
His love is with us always, brother.
supple autistic school cafeteria
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He poasted yesterday iirc
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Pics?
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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: supple autistic school cafeteria

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ago because your social credit score dropped below 500 after you misgendered someone at the grocery store. She couldn't deal with the shame.

8:30 AM: After getting dressed you head to the kitchen and start making yourself breakfast. You instinctively beckon "kids, get up, time for school," before stopping yourself. The government took them last week. Your son told his radically inclusive teacher, Mrx. Sunburst, that he identified as a girl (he finally cracked under the peer pressure) and that his dad would be mad. Per President Newsom's new "Protect Our Youth" law, they were swiftly removed from your custody and taken to a state run communal dorm for trans kids.

You choke back tears and remain composed when you remember that any display of anger would trigger Alexa to further reduce your social score.

8:50 AM: You get in your car to head to work. Combustion engines have been banned and Tesla was shut down by state for subversive thought, so you take your shitty Prius.

10:00 AM: You're brought to a conference room at work and told that you won't be promoted until you improve your social score. The easiest way to do this is to increase your monthly tithe to the National Reparations Fund. You up it to 15%.

12:30 PM: You decide to walk around the block to get lunch but you're mugged. This has become a common occurence after President Newsom instituted a nationwide ban on prosecuting low level street crimes. In the scuffle, you push the mugger. A police officer runs to the scene and issues you a $500 ticket for vigilantism.

5:45 PM: You drive home to your empty house and make dinner. Meat protein is subject to a 50% tax, and given your 60% effective income tax rate and 15% tithe to the National Reparations Fund, you instead eat a bowl of fried cockroaches.

10:00 PM: You fall asleep and dream of dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866498)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: sick maroon hospital

I live like this now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866513)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle jet rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866534)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: sapphire stag film personal credit line

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47867315)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: Talented effete sanctuary sound barrier



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: light fighting station idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47867863)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#49221692)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: thriller stage

loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it was a good use of your time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866519)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Soul-stirring travel guidebook

This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Presidential run in the next decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866532)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant ocher potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47868208)



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: supple autistic school cafeteria

*in the next week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47874025)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Yapping indecent piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866695)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Brilliant Business Firm Pozpig

libs maf!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47867901)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: Mind-boggling love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47868517)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Puce Codepig Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47869891)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: slimy church twinkling uncleanness

Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This is outlandish fiction. Treasonous thought. Tongue in cheek? Prophecy? Come back and see. When I read this tread. Full of dread. Knowing the first time would be the first of fifty. (Hello to me at #48!). This will be true. He is the scriptwriter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47868571)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: Exhilarant ocher potus

3:00 AM: An illegally flexible Newsom slides into the crack in your doorframe and stands over your sleeping carcass with a look of an emperor's bemusement, peppered with a divine pity not known to the world of men since the days of the true saints. His prehensile tongue flickers out and caresses the sweaty pores on your face briefly, before his cartilaginous skeleton flattens in on itself and exits through the window. You have been marked. You are chosen. Deep in your slumber, you dream of a crimson wind scattering over an blasted land of ash and smoke. Thousands cheer your name as you sail down a river of blood, at the helm of a Persian pleasure barge decadent enough to make Cyrus the Great blush. You awake briefly and feel something has changed. You return to sleep, and the next day begins anew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866523)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Dashing Godawful University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866530)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Brilliant Business Firm Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866535)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Opaque marvelous jewess national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866545)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: Soul-stirring travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866550)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Adventurous crawly parlour juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866552)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: bateful startling location

NM is back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866565)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Yapping indecent piazza

God I hope so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866698)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: supple autistic school cafeteria

His love is with us always, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866750)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Exhilarant ocher potus

He poasted yesterday iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866753)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Haunting Therapy Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866568)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: supple autistic school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866578)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: vibrant karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866610)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: chocolate library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866804)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: laughsome twisted skinny woman becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866811)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: coral heady spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47867859)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: orchid zombie-like mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47867895)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Trip Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47867900)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Grizzly splenetic corner genital piercing



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Date: February 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Exhilarant ocher potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#48622733)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: consumptive good



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#49221678)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#49221683)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Brilliant Business Firm Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866533)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Opaque marvelous jewess national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866546)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Opaque marvelous jewess national security agency

mrx sunburst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866553)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: bateful startling location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866557)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:40 PM
Author: underhanded duck-like alpha

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47868535)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: bateful startling location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866555)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: salmon medicated preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866706)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: laughsome twisted skinny woman becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866810)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: laughsome twisted skinny woman becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47867174)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: navy bipolar pit



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: Hairraiser cuckoldry new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47867741)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: lime erotic weed whacker

Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47867866)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: Exhilarant ocher potus

OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick .jpgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47868115)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: Vermilion Cerebral Voyeur



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:42 PM
Author: underhanded duck-like alpha

4:50 P.M. you change your work computer wallpaper to a picture of a shirtless Newsome reenacting the Kirk Cousins "You Like That" complete with chains and surrounding muscled Blacks after hearing a rumor it can improve your Social Credit Score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47868540)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: Dashing Godawful University

convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unrelated reasons and all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47868618)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: supple autistic school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47869852)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Exhilarant ocher potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47871075)



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: supple autistic school cafeteria



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