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with 100% honesty, do partners really say shit exactly like ...
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I wish you good luck.
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ty friend
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So where are we at on this?
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at least you make what a CEO makes. try getting by on 65k
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I do it just fine, man no debt whatsoever, low COL city, it...
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Lol, 180
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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: Slap-happy Carnelian Macaca

hardball with opposing counsel. The client wants the most leverage at the settlement table, so let's put this brief on the front burner and get it filed by Wednesday at the latest. I know it's a holiday so feel free to get started tomorrow morning. Please shepardize each case they cited in their last brief and create a list of all decisions critical of their citations. We want to cite them all. No room for holes on this one. How is 1:00 PM tomorrow for a pow wow on the initial list of cases?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738056)



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Date: September 4th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: honey-headed cheese-eating marketing idea parlour

TOXIC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36743267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Flatulent native fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738066)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: maize bateful halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738070)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: poppy supple faggotry

good god man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738073)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Trip Newt Coldplay Fan

so glad I didn't go to law school

I would've blown my brains out by now, no doubt in my mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738126)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: Slap-happy Carnelian Macaca

Really need you to be a team player on this and reschedule your suicide for after Wednesday. The whole team has been working hard and, frankly, you were not that responsive this weekend. Your attention to this brief until Wednesday is really expected here. This firm is not the Bush League. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738135)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Trip Newt Coldplay Fan

with 100% honesty, do partners really say shit exactly like this? How do you resist the urge to show up with a gun and send them all to hell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738138)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: Hairraiser boiling water really tough guy

No bullshit, yes. Partners write or say shit like this all the time. I have a coping mechanism where I just pretend nothing at work is actually directed to me, it is not really me that does the job, it's just some character I play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738149)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:48 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Trip Newt Coldplay Fan

180 coping mechanism

I just couldn't do it, man. I don't have it in me. I'm a proud formerly elite burnout, happy to make 50-60k if it means I don't have to put up with bullshit like that.

I think I'm just gonna reverse big willie pwn life and marry my old FWB from UG who's about to start residency and will make way way more than me forever. We still talk and have a half-serious "pact" that if we're both single at 30, we'll get back together and that's approaching fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738159)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Trip Newt Coldplay Fan

UNGGHHHHH literally 30 minutes after making this poast, she called me to ask if I could help her with her personal statement and said she's applying for a few places near me and we should hang out if she gets one of them 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738567)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 6:05 PM
Author: nudist boistinker goal in life

I don't even know you, but this is very exciting

gl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738624)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Trip Newt Coldplay Fan

yeah I only had one organic HS gf (my senior year), and she turned out to be total trash in the end (tons of tats, gauges in her ears, nipple piercings, HERPES, etc.) so i don't pine for her at all in these threads. Then my actual LTRs after that all ended in NOCONTACT, only really think about one of them while jerking off. This girl I'm describing really wanted to date me senior year of UG after we were hooking up for months, and I shot her down because I didn't want to be in a relationship with the uncertainty of post-graduation plans. That was literally the only reason I didn't end up locking her down, which I still regret. Somehow she still wants me despite my much less prestigious career path compared to her, and I might actually have a shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738659)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:20 PM
Author: azure harsh organic girlfriend

I wish you good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36739052)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Trip Newt Coldplay Fan

ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36739055)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (ðŸ§)

So where are we at on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#49259218)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:48 PM
Author: mahogany bawdyhouse

at least you make what a CEO makes. try getting by on 65k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738162)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Trip Newt Coldplay Fan

I do it just fine, man

no debt whatsoever, low COL city, it's 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738173)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: concupiscible state

Lol, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738650)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:43 PM
Author: Hairraiser boiling water really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738144)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:51 PM
Author: Sinister legend

I have other matters with earlier deadlines. The opposing brief is dense and the case cites are long and several are obscure. If you need to talk by Tuesday and file Wednesday, there are other people available.

Martin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36739201)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: racy house deer antler

Thanks. Can you call to discuss? I’m on my mobile. Isaac.

Sent from my Blackberry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36739213)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 8:00 PM
Author: Soul-stirring hall giraffe

how does this discussion typically go if u call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36739253)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: Disturbing personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738133)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: buff lascivious station toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738177)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: Rough-skinned french jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738289)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: electric crawly space

why do you do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738290)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: pearl gaming laptop home

bro this literally happened to me, not flame last Christmas. The partner emailed and called me all Sunday morning and night and asking for the list. I ignored everything. Around 9pm she emailed me saying forget and she did it and to come talk first thing. Monday I walked in and said I was sick. I was let go two months later. I didn't give a shit I had another job waiting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738313)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:58 PM
Author: Slap-happy Carnelian Macaca

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36739236)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: fishy church building

*instead prepares discrimination lawsuit regarding the use of the term "pow wow" because your grandma said once after six glasses of rose that she was 1/64 native american*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738324)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 6:07 PM
Author: Flatulent native fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738637)



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Date: September 4th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Ruby gay wizard kitty cat

*by telegony

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36743293)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: racy house deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738596)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:17 PM
Author: racy house deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36739039)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: Vigorous sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36739040)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Hot telephone stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36739110)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:38 PM
Author: Soul-stirring hall giraffe

*breaks into high-pitched shrieking fit on airplane*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36739126)



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Date: September 4th, 2018 6:36 PM
Author: Slap-happy Carnelian Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36745572)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: vibrant drab resort

premium treats if you're into the whole law thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36739136)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: glittery lettuce haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36739149)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: frum stead therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36739159)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Sinister legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36739178)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: Big coral menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36739698)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 11:19 PM
Author: racy house deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36740608)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 11:25 PM
Author: bearded irate site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36740642)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 11:59 PM
Author: Bossy theatre

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36740868)



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Date: September 4th, 2018 12:23 AM
Author: Greedy adventurous prole fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36741050)



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Date: September 4th, 2018 12:26 AM
Author: maize bateful halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36741073)



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Date: September 4th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: racy house deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36742680)



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Date: September 4th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: bright ticket booth factory reset button



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Date: September 4th, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: Stimulating startling selfie mediation



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Date: July 8th, 2019 7:41 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Stain Den



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Date: July 8th, 2019 8:31 AM
Author: overrated voyeur temple

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#38498864)



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Date: November 18th, 2019 12:35 PM
Author: Slap-happy Carnelian Macaca



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: daniel gay luis



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Date: September 12th, 2025 7:50 AM
Author: '"'"'"''"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#49259118)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: great sub thread, would read again (✅ðŸ‘)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#49259155)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: An 8-INT Orc AA'ing their way into mage school

I know what the thread is and still i click anyway.

I'm addicted to the PTSD response. It's the only thing that makes me feel alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#49259200)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,.,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#49259225)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:03 AM
Author: MAGA Farm Animals Reeking of Trump Cologne

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#49259251)