—nutella

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5350058&forum_id=2Elisa#46386299)

—earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5350058&forum_id=2Elisa#46386305)

He also asked if my house smelled like seaweed and said that Asian girls are the best because they're 'so small everywhere, which means tight but able to take it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5350058&forum_id=2Elisa#46386304)

and even if it is, so fucking what? guys who use lines like that get laid all the time by being offensive.

shit article. made worse by including fag stories as if anyone reading the article cares about that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5350058&forum_id=2Elisa#46387242)

roflcopter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5350058&forum_id=2Elisa#46386325)

"I then grabbed my purse and walked out the restaurant!"

—Anonymous, Female

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5350058&forum_id=2Elisa#46386346)

physically, she is small, weak, slender, hairless, with perky tits and round ass, built like a little sex doll for a white man to pound and unload his semen into. even if you're not an ephebophile by nature, you will find yourself beginning to think like one as you grow to appreciate how soft and childlike her supple body is next to your hairy and well muscled form, and how nice and easy it is to dominate her in bed and toss her around like a rag doll.

looking into the cute almond eyes that adorn her silly pancake face, you can read a kind of submissive devotion. the alienness of the oriental features, the minimalism of that nose bridge, the femininity of those hairless and scentless limbs - you feel captivated by this race of women that is so repulsively unlike you, yet so eager to tease and pleasure you, and you become tremendously aroused by this set of circumstances, for you feel like a king.

mentally, she is inexperienced and naive about the world, naive about leading a feminist lifestyle although she may know its tenets. she is also introverted and shy, naturally intelligent yet submissive, eager to please because you are her first white man and that means a lot to her, and overall very self-conscious of her race and its position.

her frame of reference is literally a 5'5" spiky haired asian nerd with 4 inch penis. she will be so grateful that you are a 5'8" white guy with 5 inch penis that she will practically not see any difference between that and porn star proportions, because all she can discern is that you are huge and packing.

she's accustomed to scrawny family members and asian friends with bowl cuts, so if you play in a sports league with friends you will seem like a thrilling alpha sports star. if you're 5'10" she will think you're a muscle man. if you dress reasonably well, she will feel like a village girl invited to be a princess. if you have blonde hair and blue eyes, she will call you ryan gosling in front of her friends as her pussy gushes at the aryan ideal.

over the years she has been trained to differentiate between the asian and white guys, but not so much between different types of white men, so it's unlikely for her to run off with another white man for trivial or whimsical reasons. as a chinky outsider, she will be naive to many of your personal flaws, she will have lower standards, and she will be unable to parse the social inadequacies that a white girl would easily pick up on. in sum, you have more slack with her than with any girl you have had previously.

any time she notices a difference between asian and white races, such comparisons will inevitably run in favor of the white. as the white boyfriend, you will automatically benefit from the broad generalizing racial judgments that result from these frequent outbursts of neurotic self-hatred. your sexy asian girlfriend has a chip on her shoulder and will vent about race a lot. realize that this is mostly to impress you. pat her on the head and remind her that you are the white guy (not the bad guy). it keeps her content, and grateful.

you can get away with doing degrading things to her because although she puts up a front like she's a feminist and sick of white guys with yellow fever, in reality she loves to take abuse because she believes wholeheartedly in white superiority and feels most poignantly the inferiority of her own race. remember that this is a girl who has been obsessed with being owned and bred by a superior race of men since she was a 70 lb. middle school girl who had just talked to a white boy for the first time in her life. she's shared these fantasies with her asian female friends, and even announced them around asian guys and adults, with the corollary that a full asian baby would be runty and undesirable and below what she knows she deserves. this is a girl who knows what she wants, and what she wants is your penis in order to have your seed, your seed in order to have a half-white baby, and that baby for the eugenics of her line and the purification of her womb. she admires you as more than just a man, but as the benefactor of her future children, as the ticket to interracial bliss and her acceptance into a higher, white society. you better believe that, at this point, she has conditioned herself to love the white man, to be caring and nurturing and supportive of the white man, to make him happy and satisfy his needs no matter what.

finally, by dating a white man, she is proudly rejecting her own race, and this is wonderfully good for you. it eliminates or smooths over usual lines of conflict. now you two have something that binds you together, that transcends petty squabbles and usual couples' issues. it frames your relationship in a grander context and gives it a special narrative. the narrative is that she is fleeing her oppressive native culture, hounded by hateful asian men who feel entitled to enslave her, and you are her white knight savior who has dedicated his time to making everything right. this legitimates your feelings of lust when you're pounding her in the ass and she's squealing like a hello kitty toy. this makes you feel bigger and stronger than you normally would when manhandling a petite girl whose utmost desire is to please you. this makes you feel good about yourself, righteous even, and entitles you to make derisive statements about a whole group of people that you have long felt to be beneath your kind - asians. because you know, you know what it means to save a precious asian girl from that sinister race, and you know how it feels to sweep her up in your strong white arms as she mews appreciatively about your bravado and how different you are from every asian guy she's met. now you can indulge in your asian fantasies with this heroic twist and it makes your penis feel so BIG. heck, life's too short to live any other way.

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2260319&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5350058&forum_id=2Elisa#46386356)

"During my first year of college, a guy who worked at the dining hall (and was not Asian) struck up a conversation with me, saying, 'Hey, how are you doing today?' I responded, 'Good. How are you?' He then went, 'OH! So you do speak English! Japanese, Chinese, or Korean? I'm guessing Chinese. I love the country, especially the people.'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5350058&forum_id=2Elisa#46386366)

Don’t recognize that they are different = racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5350058&forum_id=2Elisa#46387227)

ZERO PINOCCHIOS

Asian girls are the best because they're 'so small everywhere, which means tight but able to take it.'

ZERO PINOCCHIOS

Asian women are slim, hot, and look young for a long time. Women from my culture are hot, but they get fat and ugly real quick.

ZERO PINICCHIOS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5350058&forum_id=2Elisa#46386381)

“he told me his grandmother would call me the 'J-slur' if we met. For context, I'm half Filipino. I'm not Japanese at all. When I questioned this, he said it's because I'm Asian. His mother also apologized for not having chopsticks when serving me rice."

So he was trying to prepare you, and presumably apologize in advance, for his grandmother possibly saying something insensitive (which is something that he has no control over). And lol at a 70-80yo white woman discerning what type of Asian she is just by looking at her - that’s like her parents telling just by looking at you that you have UK or German or Danish etc. roots. Also, his grandmother is 1/100th as racist as hers is, virtually guaranteed.

And his mom was trying to be accommodating and polite.

This country is so fucked. Everything is “racist.” Everyone is a victim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5350058&forum_id=2Elisa#46387232)

i don't even know what the derogatory word is for asians? nip? slant-eye? wow, are those bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5350058&forum_id=2Elisa#46387248)

the examples from other groups would be much worse (guys just flashing their dicks, jacking off, cornering them, threats etc)

but we're supposed to believe the worst thing is some dork saying I love anime and dumplings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5350058&forum_id=2Elisa#48757023)