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😍A day in the life of President Newsom's America😍

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ag...
Slap-happy Fanboi
  07/19/24
I live like this now
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  07/19/24
This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Pr...
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*in the next week
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Insecure spectacular set
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libs maf!
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French Step-uncle's House
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NM is back
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God I hope so
Insecure spectacular set
  07/19/24
His love is with us always, brother.
Slap-happy Fanboi
  07/19/24
He poasted yesterday iirc
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sooty genital piercing
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amethyst water buffalo hairy legs
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arousing fluffy coffee pot location
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Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?
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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Slap-happy Fanboi

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ago because your social credit score dropped below 500 after you misgendered someone at the grocery store. She couldn't deal with the shame.

8:30 AM: After getting dressed you head to the kitchen and start making yourself breakfast. You instinctively beckon "kids, get up, time for school," before stopping yourself. The government took them last week. Your son told his radically inclusive teacher, Mrx. Sunburst, that he identified as a girl (he finally cracked under the peer pressure) and that his dad would be mad. Per President Newsom's new "Protect Our Youth" law, they were swiftly removed from your custody and taken to a state run communal dorm for trans kids.

You choke back tears and remain composed when you remember that any display of anger would trigger Alexa to further reduce your social score.

8:50 AM: You get in your car to head to work. Combustion engines have been banned and Tesla was shut down by state for subversive thought, so you take your shitty Prius.

10:00 AM: You're brought to a conference room at work and told that you won't be promoted until you improve your social score. The easiest way to do this is to increase your monthly tithe to the National Reparations Fund. You up it to 15%.

12:30 PM: You decide to walk around the block to get lunch but you're mugged. This has become a common occurence after President Newsom instituted a nationwide ban on prosecuting low level street crimes. In the scuffle, you push the mugger. A police officer runs to the scene and issues you a $500 ticket for vigilantism.

5:45 PM: You drive home to your empty house and make dinner. Meat protein is subject to a 50% tax, and given your 60% effective income tax rate and 15% tithe to the National Reparations Fund, you instead eat a bowl of fried cockroaches.

10:00 PM: You fall asleep and dream of dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866498)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: filthy tanning salon newt

I live like this now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866513)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: 180 hateful school



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: costumed plaza foreskin

180

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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: Trip state



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Striped Hyena Clown



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Fuchsia Trailer Park

loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it was a good use of your time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866519)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Lemon Locale Mad Cow Disease

This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Presidential run in the next decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866532)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Copper box office



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Slap-happy Fanboi

*in the next week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47874025)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Insecure spectacular set



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Aromatic Bronze School Cafeteria Boltzmann

libs maf!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47867901)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: Magical nighttime marketing idea bawdyhouse



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Date: July 20th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: hilarious passionate lodge



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: carmine partner

Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This is outlandish fiction. Treasonous thought. Tongue in cheek? Prophecy? Come back and see. When I read this tread. Full of dread. Knowing the first time would be the first of fifty. (Hello to me at #48!). This will be true. He is the scriptwriter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47868571)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: Copper box office

3:00 AM: An illegally flexible Newsom slides into the crack in your doorframe and stands over your sleeping carcass with a look of an emperor's bemusement, peppered with a divine pity not known to the world of men since the days of the true saints. His prehensile tongue flickers out and caresses the sweaty pores on your face briefly, before his cartilaginous skeleton flattens in on itself and exits through the window. You have been marked. You are chosen. Deep in your slumber, you dream of a crimson wind scattering over an blasted land of ash and smoke. Thousands cheer your name as you sail down a river of blood, at the helm of a Persian pleasure barge decadent enough to make Cyrus the Great blush. You awake briefly and feel something has changed. You return to sleep, and the next day begins anew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866523)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Brilliant Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866530)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Aromatic Bronze School Cafeteria Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866535)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: sooty genital piercing



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: Lemon Locale Mad Cow Disease



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: French Step-uncle's House



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: amethyst water buffalo hairy legs

NM is back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866565)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Insecure spectacular set

God I hope so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866698)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Slap-happy Fanboi

His love is with us always, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866750)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Copper box office

He poasted yesterday iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866753)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: thriller library



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: Slap-happy Fanboi



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: vengeful dysfunction



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: Emerald Faggot Firefighter Spot



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Useless bat shit crazy gas station



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: Wonderful gunner hall



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: titillating rigpig sex offender



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Avocado temple



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Cocky Sanctuary



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Date: February 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Copper box office



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: consumptive good



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Wow

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Aromatic Bronze School Cafeteria Boltzmann



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: sooty genital piercing



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: sooty genital piercing

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: amethyst water buffalo hairy legs



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:40 PM
Author: smoky masturbator digit ratio

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47868535)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: amethyst water buffalo hairy legs



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:20 PM
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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Useless bat shit crazy gas station



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Date: July 19th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: Useless bat shit crazy gas station



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: cruel-hearted point mexican



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: arousing fluffy coffee pot location



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: Magenta Sadistic Roast Beef

Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47867866)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: Copper box office

OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick .jpgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47868115)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: talented theater stage



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:42 PM
Author: smoky masturbator digit ratio

4:50 P.M. you change your work computer wallpaper to a picture of a shirtless Newsome reenacting the Kirk Cousins "You Like That" complete with chains and surrounding muscled Blacks after hearing a rumor it can improve your Social Credit Score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47868540)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: Brilliant Police Squad

convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unrelated reasons and all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47868618)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: Slap-happy Fanboi



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Date: July 20th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Copper box office



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Slap-happy Fanboi



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