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Ibanking junior associate at JPMorgan raped by smoking hot female VP

https://x.com/daily_mailus/status/2049630290402836851?s=61
heady fortuitous meteor
  04/29/26
Glamorous JP Morgan exec accused of turning married male bro...
lime menage
  04/30/26
"Doe, who is Asian, joined as a Senior VP/Director that...
passionate trust fund orchestra pit
  04/29/26
"Hajdini then allegedly removed her shirt, began fondli...
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  04/29/26
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Chocolate racy hospital preventive strike
  04/30/26
She drugged him and used him as a sex slave? Good on her for...
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  04/29/26
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twisted messiness bawdyhouse
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Twice, Doe claims that Hajdini propositioned him for oral se...
mischievous people who are hurt
  04/29/26
Overwhelming majority of defendants get convicted. This is w...
Canary supple codepig
  04/29/26
Well she'll get acquitted because she's at fucking JPMorgan ...
twisted messiness bawdyhouse
  04/29/26
pls no bulli a-bloo-bloo-bloo
cyan mexican cuckoldry
  04/29/26
So this guy was indian?
Greedy Godawful Hall Legend
  04/29/26
AND played d1 college basketball
heady fortuitous meteor
  04/29/26
Jocks ace OCI imho
Ocher dragon clown
  04/30/26
im confused cause one article said she called him "my l...
Violet boiling water theater
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histrionic anal native
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she loves guys who played a little college ball In early ...
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  04/29/26
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nighttime cuck
  04/29/26
This is the least believable thing I've ever read
tan kitchen
  04/29/26
Yeah this is some jeet’s wank fantasy
contagious sweet tailpipe base
  04/30/26
I believe all victims, imo
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  05/01/26
And then she walked into his office saying “milk truck...
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  04/30/26
“Doe, who is Asian”
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“I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn’...
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  04/30/26
During the second encounter, Hajdini allegedly ordered him t...
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rendering of a recreation: https://x.com/Trndsttr/status/...
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lime menage
  04/30/26
50k Jeets have already jerked it to this
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  04/30/26
tinged with tumeric and cumin
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  05/04/26
Where are the bikini pics and other proof of the cannons?
Orange boltzmann
  04/30/26
Yeah the daily mail really disappointed us here, wtf
vengeful station karate
  04/30/26
Sadly I think most of this is fabricated. Indian bro is clea...
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It says she admitted to drugging him with rohypnol and viagr...
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Why did these things never happen to me? My direct manager a...
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  04/30/26
These things never happened to you because you’re ugly...
contagious sweet tailpipe base
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Thought this would be about Josh Rosen
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If the was the old XO people would talk about this and the S...
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heady fortuitous meteor
  04/30/26
https://x.com/sounddobad/status/2049815445394403778?s=61
heady fortuitous meteor
  04/30/26
I haven't seen anyone say this yet so I'll spell it out. It'...
twisted messiness bawdyhouse
  04/30/26
Lol, relax, it's a hoax.
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Curious Brass Sneaky Criminal
  04/30/26
That's not true. The Daily Mail wouldn't do that.
vengeful station karate
  04/30/26
VPs can’t sabotage shit in i-banking. Even if the asso...
pea-brained iridescent hominid national
  04/30/26
Doesn't really matter if she was bluffing or not, it's still...
twisted messiness bawdyhouse
  04/30/26
1. They mean that the brown kid made it all up possibly 2. ...
Ocher dragon clown
  04/30/26
oh hai, jjc!
concupiscible transparent prole
  04/30/26
John Doe revealed! https://x.com/nypost/status/204996511609...
heady fortuitous meteor
  04/30/26
lol WTF!
Scarlet dingle berry doctorate
  04/30/26
want to see the fish head azn wife
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  04/30/26
lulz … dude belongs behind a 7-11 counter
concupiscible transparent prole
  04/30/26
LMAO no way
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  04/30/26
Saar!
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Chocolate racy hospital preventive strike
  04/30/26
Wow! https://x.com/TBC_on_X/status/2049967525858037917/vide...
heady fortuitous meteor
  04/30/26
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Flirting insane school
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Slate quadroon
  05/01/26
He lied https://x.com/richardhanania/status/205018190675562...
heady fortuitous meteor
  05/01/26
real AI would have flagged that no one wants an Indian man
Umber twinkling uncleanness
  05/01/26
(Genius)
mauve degenerate old irish cottage
  05/01/26
Damn. Last time I ever believe a victim.
twisted messiness bawdyhouse
  05/01/26
You: Purell at your desk
cerebral set private investor
  05/01/26
Yes.
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Every racist/sexist knew this story was bullshit from the st...
lime menage
  05/02/26
1-3 are cr but every third post on xo now says “brown&...
vengeful station karate
  05/02/26
is #3 true, i immediately assumed this dude was married to a...
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  05/02/26
I had never heard the ethnic slur “fish head wife&rdqu...
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stolen from twitter: All it took was this guy's photo for ...
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  05/02/26
yes
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lime menage
  05/02/26
This story was originally really funny but became stupid and...
passionate trust fund orchestra pit
  05/02/26
we wanted to believe to live out our fantasies. let us at le...
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disagree, there are some really handsome, morally pure india...
Diverse principal's office
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passionate trust fund orchestra pit
  05/02/26
lulz go back to work in your call center, Rohit
concupiscible transparent prole
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lol
thirsty rusted stage
  05/07/26
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Violet boiling water theater
  05/02/26
Since you used "literally" I do need to correct yo...
histrionic anal native
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Flirting insane school
  05/04/26
he doubled down, and found a family friend to assert that sh...
Diverse principal's office
  05/05/26
they all need to go back to India
lascivious mad-dog skullcap public bath
  05/05/26
urgently
lime menage
  05/05/26
you don't believe his claims?
Diverse principal's office
  05/05/26
Heckuva job, Brownie
Lilac roast beef
  05/07/26
I've been thinking about this situation and wonder if there ...
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  05/07/26
JPMorgan leveraged finance has been getting a LOT of applica...
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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: heady fortuitous meteor

https://x.com/daily_mailus/status/2049630290402836851?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49852820)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 5:16 AM
Author: lime menage

Glamorous JP Morgan exec accused of turning married male broker into her office sex slave: Claims of viagra spiking and litany of obscene forced acts that made him cry

By LUKE KENTON, US SENIOR REPORTER

PUBLISHED: 18:29 EDT, 29 April 2026 | UPDATED: 20:06 EDT, 29 April 2026

A JPMorgan executive allegedly used her power to sexually harass and abuse a junior male employee - drugging him, subjecting him to racial abuse and threatening his career when he refused her advances, according to a lawsuit.

Lorna Hajdini, 37, an executive director in JPMorgan Chase’s Leveraged Finance division, is accused in the filing of coercing a married banker into ‘non-consensual and humiliating sex acts’ over months, despite his pleas for her to stop.

https://ddwp7021697d0a.archive.is/uQMyX/2b273ba886c4b26c06727e1066dba6b901abec98.avif

https://ddwp7021697d0a.archive.is/uQMyX/2b273ba886c4b26c06727e1066dba6b901abec98.avif

Her accuser claims she admitted to drugging him with the date rape drug 'roofies' on multiple occasions and, during one encounter, berated him as he cried while she performed a sex act on him against his will.

The complaint was filed Monday in New York County Supreme Court by a plaintiff proceeding anonymously as John Doe, who claims he chose to hide his name to protect himself and his family after receiving threats.

The lawsuit also accuses JPMorgan Chase (JPMC) of enabling the alleged abuse and retaliating against the banker after he reported it, claiming the firm placed him on involuntary leave, destroyed his reputation and allowed threats against him to continue while Hajdini and others went unpunished.

Neither Hajdini nor JPMC has responded to the lawsuit yet. The Daily Mail reached out to both parties for comment.

A spokesman for JPMC said a thorough internal investigation found no evidence to support Doe's accusations. 'Following an investigation, we don’t believe there’s any merit to these claims,' said the spokesman. While numerous employees cooperated with the investigation, the complainant refused to participate and has declined to provide facts that would be central to support his allegations.'

According to Doe's complaint, Hajdini’s alleged abuse started almost immediately after the pair began working together in the spring of 2024.

Doe, who is Asian, joined as a Senior VP/Director that March, and Hajdini was appointed to the team in a senior role the following month.

In early May 2024, Doe alleges Hajdini dropped her pen on the floor next to his desk and, while bending to pick it up, rubbed his leg and squeezed his calf.

He claims she then remarked: ‘Oh, you did play basketball in college? … I love basketball players… they get me so wet.’

From there, Doe alleges the advances grew more explicit and frequent.

Later that May, Doe said in the complaint that Hajdini invited him out for drinks, but he declined. In response, she is alleged to have said: ‘If you don’t f**k me soon, I’m going to ruin you… never forget, I f**king own you.’

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Twice, Doe claims that Hajdini propositioned him for oral sex in the office, on one occasion asking: ‘Birthday BJ for the brown boy? My little brown boy.’

While Doe claims he continued to resist her advances, Hajdini allegedly threatened professional retribution, telling him if he wanted to be promoted to executive director, he would need to start ‘pleasing’ her, according to the lawsuit.

‘You’re gonna need to earn it, my little Arab boy toy,’ Doe alleges she told him during a work social event at her private members club. During the same event, he claims she repeatedly groped his groin under the table and spat in her hands, running them over his neck and head.

Eventually, Doe claims the alleged harassment escalated into sexual assault. Two witnesses are cited in the complaint as corroborating parts of his account.

Doe alleges that Hajdini used escalating threats and racial abuse to coerce him into performing sexual acts.

He also claimed that Hajdini admitted to drugging him with the date-rape drug and other drugs without his knowledge before some encounters to incapacitate him and facilitate sexual activity, according to the complaint.

Doe also claimed Hajdini used her executive status to gain unauthorized access to his bank account to track his ‘every move.’

In the summer of 2024, it is claimed in the lawsuit that Hajdini showed up at an apartment where Doe was staying, knowing he’d be there.

Inside, Hajdini allegedly made sexual advances on Doe, which he rebuffed, insisting he wasn’t interested.

‘Do you want to get promoted at year end or not?’ Hajdini warned him, according to the lawsuit. ‘Do you want a future at JPMorgan? It’s that simple. I don’t know why you’re fighting this.’

Hajdini then allegedly removed her shirt, began fondling her breasts and racially insulted Doe’s wife, remarking: ‘I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn’t have these cannons,’ the complaint reads.

Doe claims she then forcibly removed his pants and performed oral sex on him against his will. He continued to protest and began to cry, according to the lawsuit.

Hajdini allegedly admonished him for crying and scolded him for failing to achieve an erection.

‘Stop f**king crying. You think anyone would ever believe you? You’re a f**king douche bag who thinks he’s hot s**t, but you can’t even get your d**k hard for me? What the f**k is this?’ she allegedly said.

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She then ordered him to perform oral sex on her, ignoring his pleas of ‘don’t make me do this.’

‘Afraid that Ms. Hajdini would act on her threats to retaliate against him, [Doe], embarrassed and humiliated, complied with her demands,’ the lawsuit states.

Doe claims he was assaulted again later the same month.

During the second encounter, Hajdini allegedly ordered him to suck her toes, pushed him to the ground and sat on his face, berating him when he was unable to sustain arousal.

‘I’m very uncomfortable, please, Lorna, please, I’m begging you,’ Doe claims he told her. But she allegedly laughed before making a racist remark that at least his genitals didn’t ‘taste like curry,’ according to the complaint.

Over the following months, Doe claims Hajdini continued to subject him to overt sexual advances at work and in public, and continued to sexually assault him.

The complaint says she repeatedly reminded him that she ‘owned’ him and that she controlled his promotion and bonus, which he understood as a threat that she would block both if he refused.

During an encounter in late September 2024, Hajdini allegedly yelled at Doe that he wasn’t bringing in enough business to help her secure a promotion to Managing Director, before again threatening him if he refused to have sex with her, the complaint says.

‘I f**king own you! I will make you pay… Do you think you’re going to be in good standing if you do not have me in your corner,’ she allegedly said. ‘You really think [management]... want some Brown boy Indian leading Originations?... If you don’t f**k my brains out tonight, I’m going to sabotage your promotion.’

Fearful of retaliation, Doe claims he relented and submitted to another encounter.

His initial protests were overheard by a second witness who was staying in the adjoining room, according to the lawsuit.

Doe claims Hajdini later admitted to drugging him with Rohypnol or 'roofies' and ‘an erection-enabling pharmaceutical substance’, to ensure he could perform before coerced encounters.

Fearful of reporting her behavior, and allegedly concerned JPMC would not properly investigate his claims, Doe began seeking job opportunities elsewhere in late 2024.

However, he claims in the complaint that Hajdini and other senior managers conspired to derail his prospects with ‘aggressively negative’ references after learning of his plans to leave.

In May 2025, Doe delivered a written complaint to JPMC detailing what he described as race and gender-based discrimination and harassment, and a pattern of ‘severe sexual abuse.’

A week later, he claims the firm began retaliating against him.

That included receiving anonymous threatening phone calls from individuals he believes were acting on behalf of Hajdini and others, attempting to scare him into silence, according to the complaint.

‘Just wait ‘till you’re back in New York, Brown boy…’ one caller allegedly told him. ‘You better stay away - snitch.’

On June 9, 2025, Doe says he received a voicemail from someone claiming to be a manager at JPMC, telling him he wasn’t welcome because of his skin color, adding that ‘people don’t want you or your kind here.’

Another caller allegedly threatened to contact US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) about him and his family.\

Doe claims the company took overt steps to retaliate against him as well, the complaint states.

Within days of filing his report, he says he was reprimanded and then locked out of all company systems and placed on involuntary leave - a decision he claims HR linked to his complaints.

Meanwhile, he alleges that Hajdini and other executives he accuses have faced no comparable action.

JPMC denied Doe's claims, insisting an investigation found no evidence to support his allegations. Hajdini is still employed at the company.

In an interview with the Daily Mail, Doe’s attorney, Daniel J Kaiser, called his client’s allegations horrendous and disturbing.

Kaiser said Doe has been left devastated personally and professionally by the treatment he was allegedly subjected to.

He claims his client has been diagnosed with Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and continues to struggle financially because his reputation has been damaged and he has been unable to find another job.

Doe is seeking damages for lost earnings, emotional distress and reputational harm, as well as punitive damages and changes to the bank’s practices, according to the complaint.

https://archive.is/uQMyX#selection-1583.0-1611.176

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49853439)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: passionate trust fund orchestra pit

"Doe, who is Asian, joined as a Senior VP/Director that March, and Hajdini was appointed to the team in a senior role the following month.

Twice, Doe claims that Hajdini propositioned him for oral sex in the office, on one occasion asking: ‘Birthday BJ for the brown boy? My little brown boy.’"

Yeah okay buddy, maybe make it remotely believable next time lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49852855)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: passionate trust fund orchestra pit

"Hajdini then allegedly removed her shirt, began fondling her breasts and racially insulted Doe’s wife, remarking: ‘I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn’t have these cannons,’ the complaint reads.

Doe claims she then forcibly removed his pants and performed oral sex on him against his will. He continued to protest and began to cry, according to the lawsuit.

Hajdini allegedly admonished him for crying and scolded him for failing to achieve an erection.

‘Stop f**king crying. You think anyone would ever believe you? You’re a f**king douche bag who thinks he’s hot s**t, but you can’t even get your d**k hard for me? What the f**k is this?’ she allegedly said.

She then ordered him to perform oral sex on her, ignoring his pleas of ‘don’t make me do this.’"

Your Asian fish-head wife tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49852857)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: twisted messiness bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49852864)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Chocolate racy hospital preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49855285)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: twisted messiness bawdyhouse

She drugged him and used him as a sex slave? Good on her for being a woman in such a male-dominant space I guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49852860)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy fuchsia chapel new version

Agreed! Where do I sign up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49852932)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 5:07 AM
Author: twisted messiness bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49853429)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: mischievous people who are hurt

Twice, Doe claims that Hajdini propositioned him for oral sex in the office, on one occasion asking: ‘Birthday BJ for the brown boy? My little brown boy.’

ok which xo poaster is the brown boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49852976)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Canary supple codepig

Overwhelming majority of defendants get convicted. This is what the tiny minority who get acquitted look like. Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49852987)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: twisted messiness bawdyhouse

Well she'll get acquitted because she's at fucking JPMorgan lol, not because she's hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49852995)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: cyan mexican cuckoldry

pls no bulli a-bloo-bloo-bloo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49852994)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: Greedy Godawful Hall Legend

So this guy was indian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49852997)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:48 PM
Author: heady fortuitous meteor

AND played d1 college basketball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49853160)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Ocher dragon clown

Jocks ace OCI imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49854405)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Violet boiling water theater

im confused cause one article said she called him "my little arab boy" but then article says hes "asian" which in UK is turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49854414)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: histrionic anal native

https://x.com/Trndsttr/status/2049835814436082139

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49854432)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Glittery Whorehouse

she loves guys who played a little college ball

In early May 2024, Doe alleges Hajdini dropped her pen on the floor next to his desk and, while bending to pick it up, rubbed his leg and squeezed his calf.

He claims she then remarked: ‘Oh, you did play basketball in college? … I love basketball players… they get me so wet.’

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49853048)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:05 PM
Author: Glittery Whorehouse

some Brown boy Indian leading Originations tp

‘I f**king own you! I will make you pay… Do you think you’re going to be in good standing if you do not have me in your corner,’ she allegedly said. ‘You really think [management]... want some Brown boy Indian leading Originations?... If you don’t f**k my brains out tonight, I’m going to sabotage your promotion.’



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49853053)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: nighttime cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49853127)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: tan kitchen

This is the least believable thing I've ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49853139)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:13 PM
Author: contagious sweet tailpipe base

Yeah this is some jeet’s wank fantasy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49854373)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: mauve degenerate old irish cottage

I believe all victims, imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49856937)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:59 PM
Author: Pink Swashbuckling Potus

And then she walked into his office saying “milk truck just arrive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49853177)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: cream misanthropic location philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49854218)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: Scarlet dingle berry doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49854436)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: Brilliant Institution Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49854506)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: marvelous flushed temple

So she pegged him? Surprised the word didn't appear in the xo dailymail article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49853188)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 5:34 AM
Author: exciting nofapping elastic band azn

“Doe, who is Asian”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49853463)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:08 AM
Author: Bipolar appetizing lodge

“I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn’t have these cannons,’ the complaint reads.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49853747)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Multi-colored windowlicker

During the second encounter, Hajdini allegedly ordered him to suck her toes, pushed him to the ground and sat on his face, berating him when he was unable to sustain arousal.

‘I’m very uncomfortable, please, Lorna, please, I’m begging you,’ Doe claims he told her. But she allegedly laughed before making a racist remark that at least his genitals didn’t ‘taste like curry,’ according to the complaint.

It was his penalty for early withdrawal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49853958)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: twisted messiness bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49854342)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: lascivious mad-dog skullcap public bath

180 mommyboss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49854368)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Violet boiling water theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49854417)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 11:27 AM
Author: Aqua spectacular cruise ship

https://x.com/marc_tbh/status/2049831173166125212

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49854226)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:04 PM
Author: Domesticated theatre

rendering of a recreation:

https://x.com/Trndsttr/status/2049835814436082139

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49854357)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Aqua spectacular cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49854367)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: Glittery Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49854380)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Slate quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49854382)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Violet boiling water theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49854423)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: lime menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49854795)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy fuchsia chapel new version

50k Jeets have already jerked it to this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49854805)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: concupiscible transparent prole

the scent of stale cum from h1bs … smells like … mountain view

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49855189)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy fuchsia chapel new version

tinged with tumeric and cumin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49864602)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Orange boltzmann

Where are the bikini pics and other proof of the cannons?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49854429)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:31 PM
Author: vengeful station karate

Yeah the daily mail really disappointed us here, wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49854438)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Primrose 180 church

Sadly I think most of this is fabricated. Indian bro is clearly nuts. The curry addition was a dead giveaway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49854460)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:51 PM
Author: Vibrant business firm

It says she admitted to drugging him with rohypnol and viagra. Oh wait I'm guessing that the Indian guy reported that she admitted to drugging him not that she literally admitted it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49854812)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:44 PM
Author: pea-brained iridescent hominid national

Why did these things never happen to me? My direct manager at JPM was a 70 year old ED. No hot chicks at all in the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49854464)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: contagious sweet tailpipe base

These things never happened to you because you’re ugly and offputting and short

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49854477)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: bisexual milk

Thought this would be about Josh Rosen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49854466)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: pea-brained iridescent hominid national

If the was the old XO people would talk about this and the SEC’s latest no action letter to JPIM allowing co-investments by open ended funds. That shit will be good for crossover round pricing. S&C sent a newsletter out last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49854476)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: heady fortuitous meteor

https://x.com/dogeofficialceo/status/2049870067748442158?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49854497)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: heady fortuitous meteor

https://x.com/sounddobad/status/2049815445394403778?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49854504)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: twisted messiness bawdyhouse

I haven't seen anyone say this yet so I'll spell it out. It's not a coincidence that she's an executive and an abuser. It's not a coincidence that she reached such a high-up position by 37(!!) and threatened to sabotage someone's promotion if he didn't do what she wanted.

This is the type of person that reaches the top. In the corporate world, in politics, in Hollywood. You have to be willing to do what it takes (I'm guessing she was also coerced into sex by people above her) and you have to step on other people on your way up. And the cycle of abuse continues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49854830)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: Lilac roast beef

Lol, relax, it's a hoax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49854841)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 4:06 PM
Author: Curious Brass Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49854847)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: vengeful station karate

That's not true. The Daily Mail wouldn't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49854947)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: pea-brained iridescent hominid national

VPs can’t sabotage shit in i-banking. Even if the associate is her direct the MD is on every work email and knows what really going on with the work product. The associate’s promotion would be to the same VP level. The VP ain’t the one pulling any triggers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49854946)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: twisted messiness bawdyhouse

Doesn't really matter if she was bluffing or not, it's still a threat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49854952)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Ocher dragon clown

1. They mean that the brown kid made it all up possibly

2. VP means nothing in banking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49855241)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: concupiscible transparent prole

oh hai, jjc!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49855192)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: heady fortuitous meteor

John Doe revealed!

https://x.com/nypost/status/2049965116091752895?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49855159)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:15 PM
Author: Scarlet dingle berry doctorate

lol WTF!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49855163)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Laughsome pervert

want to see the fish head azn wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49855180)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: concupiscible transparent prole

lulz … dude belongs behind a 7-11 counter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49855194)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: mischievous people who are hurt

LMAO no way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49855282)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: lascivious mad-dog skullcap public bath

Saar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49855323)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Flirting insane school

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HHKn1YgbYAAdumq?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49855181)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:20 PM
Author: Laughsome pervert

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49855183)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: concupiscible transparent prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49855195)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: twisted messiness bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49855257)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:58 PM
Author: Violet boiling water theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49855264)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: mischievous people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49855279)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:04 PM
Author: Chocolate racy hospital preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49855286)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 10:01 AM
Author: Bipolar appetizing lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49859265)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: thriller ebony indian lodge lettuce

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49859923)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: charismatic nursing home famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49860310)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:59 PM
Author: Chocolate racy hospital preventive strike

dude, that's rape tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49855267)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: heady fortuitous meteor

Wow!

https://x.com/TBC_on_X/status/2049967525858037917/video/1?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49855399)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Flirting insane school

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49855431)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: Slate quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49856993)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: heady fortuitous meteor

He lied

https://x.com/richardhanania/status/2050181906755629363?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49856920)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: Umber twinkling uncleanness

real AI would have flagged that no one wants an Indian man



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49856924)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: mauve degenerate old irish cottage

(Genius)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49856943)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: twisted messiness bawdyhouse

Damn. Last time I ever believe a victim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49856948)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: cerebral set private investor

You: Purell at your desk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49856936)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: pea-brained iridescent hominid national

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49859209)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: gold gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49871940)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 8:50 AM
Author: lime menage

Every racist/sexist knew this story was bullshit from the start

1. Women don’t refer to their breasts as “cannons”

2. White Americans don’t refer to Indians as “Asian”

3. Racists have never heard of the slur “fish head” for Indian women, and as proof, we’ve spent the last day incorrectly applying it to Japanese and Chinese women

4. Racists don’t say “brown boy”

Only a “conservative” would ignore or not see all these obvious signs of an Indian scammer

https://x.com/dei4whiteguys/status/2050233311264747954?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49859166)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: vengeful station karate

1-3 are cr but every third post on xo now says “brown”. That guy just isn’t Online enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49859240)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 10:02 AM
Author: Umber twinkling uncleanness

is #3 true, i immediately assumed this dude was married to a chink



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49859269)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 10:15 AM
Author: lime menage

I had never heard the ethnic slur “fish head wife” before this brief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49859285)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: dashing khaki circlehead den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49859309)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: Diverse principal's office

stolen from twitter:

All it took was this guy's photo for everyone to go from "wow this is a spicy story" to "ok this is total bullshit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49859308)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: hateful plaza

Are you commenting on the salience of phenotype

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49859310)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:21 AM
Author: Diverse principal's office

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49859382)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: lime menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49859594)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: passionate trust fund orchestra pit

This story was originally really funny but became stupid and depressing and even somewhat creepy once it became clear that 99% of people, even racists, believed that it was real

Kind of unsettling that people are that credulous. The guy is literally fucking Indian and it explicitly said that in the original article. There was absolutely zero chance the story was true. And everyone still believed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49859450)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: Slate quadroon

we wanted to believe to live out our fantasies. let us at least have this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49859533)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: Aqua spectacular cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49864639)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: Diverse principal's office

disagree, there are some really handsome, morally pure indian bros out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49859750)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: passionate trust fund orchestra pit

Incredible poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49859760)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:38 PM
Author: concupiscible transparent prole

lulz go back to work in your call center, Rohit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49859860)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: charismatic nursing home famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49860315)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: thirsty rusted stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49871937)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Violet boiling water theater

but he got jew lolyers to file a lawsuit, under the penalty of perjury, there is more to this story. his kike lawyers arent just some 28yo shitlolyers they have a real firm, they surely investigated shit a little bit to know some shit was true. guys like that arent wasting their furking time filing a lolsuit like this with fraud allegations esp when they filed it with him as a jon doe, they didnt want his name released so they werent after PR like most kikes

ppl just stop believing him once they realized he's "indian" and then saw his pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49859866)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: histrionic anal native

Since you used "literally" I do need to correct you here. He is Nepalese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49860476)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: Flirting insane school

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HHPyjAlWoAA13U1.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49864593)



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Date: May 5th, 2026 9:15 AM
Author: Diverse principal's office

he doubled down, and found a family friend to assert that she asked him to join a threesome. and that she heard sexual activity in the next room where the plaintiff was saying "no no no"

https://nypost.com/2026/05/04/business/ex-jpmorgan-banker-chirayu-rana-files-wild-new-claims-against-lorna-hajdini/

In Rana’s new filing, one alleged witness — who appears to be a family friend of Rana’s — says he was staying at an apartment while visiting New York City and was woken up by Hajdini’s drunken antics in the middle of the night.

He attempted to go back to sleep, but a “completely naked” Hajdini woke him up.

Hajdini sat on the couch he was sleeping on, lit a cigarette and began begging him to “join them” in the bedroom, the document claims.

Despite refusing several times, the mystery witness claims Hajdini told him “you know I own [redacted], so you better come join.”

After she returned to the bedroom, he claims, he could hear Rana pleading, “No, no, no, you have to leave. I’m not going to do this. Please stop.”

Hajdini left the apartment later in the night, and a stunned Rana emerged, sharing his story of how Hajdini “constantly harassed him and forced him to engage in sexual behavior with her on a number of occasions,” the docs say.

Rana allegedly recalled that Hajdini threatened him with “trouble” if he didn’t comply, and “reiterated his concern that Ms. Hajdini was blackmailing him.”

That affirmation also claims witnessing Hajdini be “handsy” with Rana at a concert for Norwegian DJ Kygo at Barclay’s Center earlier that month.

The other anonymous affirmation — seemingly from the owner of the apartment where the family friend was staying — claims he saw Hajdini kissing Rana’s neck on the street sometime during the summer of 2024.

And in September 2024, she overheard them entering her apartment building, recalling that Hajdini said something that sounded like, “I own you, Brownie.”

Both affirmations were signed last July, records show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49866431)



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Date: May 5th, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: lascivious mad-dog skullcap public bath

they all need to go back to India

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49867258)



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Date: May 5th, 2026 2:50 PM
Author: lime menage

urgently

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Date: May 5th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: Diverse principal's office

you don't believe his claims?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49868315)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Lilac roast beef

Heckuva job, Brownie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49871906)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Multi-colored windowlicker

I've been thinking about this situation and wonder if there is an opening in her department for a junior banker. I wonder if I have yet another career cumming.

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Date: May 7th, 2026 10:19 AM
Author: lime menage

JPMorgan leveraged finance has been getting a LOT of applications

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2Elisa#49871916)