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Karate kicked the face shield right off female Sprouts cashier (chilmata)

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“This got me furious bros.”
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the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula 180
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This is hilarious.
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:50 PM
Author: Glittery Impertinent Jew

Yeah I'm banned from all San Diego county locations but I figured with the mask requirement i could get away with it. Drove my Dodge Charger up to Carlsbad and went to their location up there off Rancho Santa Fe blvd. Its a chill drive with some nice scenery. Anyway I brought my cart up to the stand and started loading my stuff on the carousel as the customer in front paid. The customer noticed and angrily said "can you please keep his items 6 feet from mine". I informed her that I'm a lawyer and the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula. Then the cashier butted in and said "sir please keep your items in your cart until asked." This got me furious bros. I doubled down and started piling my shit on there at rapid speed. The clerk then grabbed my container of almond milk and threw it into my cart, spilling it everywhere. I lost it, i got into horse stance and told her exactly what would happen next if she didnt back off. She tried to put my wifes cocoa butter & extra large tampons back in the cart and I roundhouse kicked her face shield right off her head. I made no contact with her head so legally I know I'm in the clear. I left and went to Stater Bros and did my shopping there where I'm appreciated.

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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: umber sandwich dingle berry



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:46 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:57 PM
Author: harsh police squad

180! Especially liked the legal analysis.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:15 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
Author: Sexy supple property preventive strike



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
Author: Mischievous Theatre



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:03 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: Bespoke purple ratface



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: geriatric charismatic dopamine step-uncle's house



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: geriatric charismatic dopamine step-uncle's house



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:12 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:32 PM
Author: fear-inspiring mentally impaired depressive

I drive a Challenger not a Charger.

I don’t eat arugula or almond milk.

It was a crescent kick.

The rest of the story is true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2Elisa#40613846)



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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:55 PM
Author: wonderful confused ape



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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:59 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy stead place of business



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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: diverse persian nibblets



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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:09 PM
Author: obsidian principal's office



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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:12 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:22 PM
Author: aphrodisiac base tank

Lost it at extra large tampons

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:26 PM
Author: red dog poop

“This got me furious bros.”

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: vigorous parlour becky

I miss Stater Bros, actually. One of the few things from California I do miss.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:25 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:39 AM
Author: diverse persian nibblets



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
Author: brindle crawly meetinghouse



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
Author: Ocher well-lubricated black woman



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: Irradiated sanctuary

the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula

180

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Date: July 16th, 2020 12:24 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:22 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: brindle crawly meetinghouse



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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:14 PM
Author: brindle crawly meetinghouse



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Date: July 17th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: brindle crawly meetinghouse



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: Abusive mewling business firm



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:45 PM
Author: cracking pocket flask institution

180

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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: geriatric charismatic dopamine step-uncle's house



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Date: August 11th, 2020 12:48 PM
Author: Sable razzle-dazzle forum

🚨 🚨 🚨 sprouts trending on twitter rn🚨🚨🚨

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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:19 PM
Author: Glittery Impertinent Jew



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Date: January 13th, 2021 12:15 PM
Author: aqua heady antidepressant drug boltzmann



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:22 PM
Author: Sexy supple property preventive strike



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:25 PM
Author: Marvelous maroon potus

Laughed at this a dozen times now

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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:52 PM
Author: Glittery Impertinent Jew



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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: Galvanic Locus Legend



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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: fear-inspiring mentally impaired depressive

This is hilarious.

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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:54 PM
Author: Sexy supple property preventive strike



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: aqua heady antidepressant drug boltzmann



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:59 PM
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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: fishy comical round eye church building



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: buck-toothed insanely creepy new version

who was it who did all these chilmata parodies?

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:05 PM
Author: Glittery Impertinent Jew

Me

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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: fishy comical round eye church building

flw

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: Sooty Ungodly National



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:24 PM
Author: Marvelous maroon potus

I think about "got into horse stance" pretty regularly and it cracks me the fuck up. This is a 180 thread and best of breed chillmata parody.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2Elisa#45291568)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:17 AM
Author: Thriller Macaca Tattoo



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:26 AM
Author: Glittery Impertinent Jew



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: aqua heady antidepressant drug boltzmann



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 4:28 AM
Author: Glittery Impertinent Jew



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 5:30 AM
Author: obsidian principal's office



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Canary Toaster



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