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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
shimmering generalized bond
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
aromatic travel guidebook lay
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Big brunch psychic
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Provocative flickering church coffee pot
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
poppy jewess
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
shimmering generalized bond
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
poppy jewess
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Provocative flickering church coffee pot
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
poppy jewess
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Provocative flickering church coffee pot
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
poppy jewess
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Provocative flickering church coffee pot
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
poppy jewess
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
shimmering generalized bond
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
poppy jewess
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Provocative flickering church coffee pot
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
poppy jewess
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
hyperactive immigrant volcanic crater
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
poppy jewess
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
hyperactive immigrant volcanic crater
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
poppy jewess
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Abusive red senate sneaky criminal
  04/08/25
that's rude
poppy jewess
  04/08/25
...
shimmering generalized bond
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
180 Native
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Provocative flickering church coffee pot
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
electric gold gas station
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
poppy jewess
  04/08/25
...
shimmering generalized bond
  04/08/25
...
poppy jewess
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
shimmering generalized bond
  04/09/25
...
shimmering generalized bond
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
trip school cafeteria main people
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
cerise harsh cruise ship fanboi
  04/09/25
Ty
poppy jewess
  04/09/25
...
Chartreuse Skinny Woman
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
jet-lagged stirring institution
  04/09/25
...
poppy jewess
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
violet titillating stead tattoo
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
poppy jewess
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
poppy jewess
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
supple lemon trailer park
  05/02/25
...
poppy jewess
  05/12/25
...
poppy jewess
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
poppy jewess
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
cerise harsh cruise ship fanboi
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
poppy jewess
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
hyperactive immigrant volcanic crater
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
poppy jewess
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
hyperactive immigrant volcanic crater
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
violent white hell
  06/03/25
...
poppy jewess
  06/26/25
OP?
poppy jewess
  06/27/25
...
poppy jewess
  07/09/25
...
poppy jewess
  07/31/25
...
chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: shimmering generalized bond

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: aromatic travel guidebook lay

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Big brunch psychic

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Provocative flickering church coffee pot

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: poppy jewess

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: shimmering generalized bond

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: poppy jewess

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Provocative flickering church coffee pot

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: poppy jewess

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Provocative flickering church coffee pot

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: poppy jewess

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Provocative flickering church coffee pot

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: poppy jewess

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: shimmering generalized bond

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: poppy jewess

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Provocative flickering church coffee pot

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: poppy jewess

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: hyperactive immigrant volcanic crater

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: poppy jewess

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: hyperactive immigrant volcanic crater

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: poppy jewess

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Abusive red senate sneaky criminal

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: poppy jewess

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: shimmering generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: 180 Native

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Provocative flickering church coffee pot

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: electric gold gas station

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: poppy jewess

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: shimmering generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: poppy jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: shimmering generalized bond

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: shimmering generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: trip school cafeteria main people

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: cerise harsh cruise ship fanboi

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: poppy jewess

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Chartreuse Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: jet-lagged stirring institution

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: poppy jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: violet titillating stead tattoo

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: poppy jewess

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: poppy jewess

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: supple lemon trailer park

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: poppy jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: poppy jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: poppy jewess

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: cerise harsh cruise ship fanboi

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: poppy jewess

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: hyperactive immigrant volcanic crater

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: poppy jewess

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: hyperactive immigrant volcanic crater

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: violent white hell

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: poppy jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: poppy jewess

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: poppy jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: poppy jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#49331552)