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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: nighttime fuchsia piazza sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219929) |
Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: ungodly supple field sex offender lol @ the cowboys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219931) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM Author: nighttime fuchsia piazza sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219934) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM Author: Anal zippy indirect expression pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220268) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Alcoholic orchestra pit half-breed that's it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219933) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM Author: nighttime fuchsia piazza sound barrier pack is paying him $47 million per year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219935) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM Author: carnelian station and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219964) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM Author: Alcoholic orchestra pit half-breed 1 sack doesnt sound good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219972) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM Author: Bonkers dashing blood rage Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221767) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM Author: Glassy Trailer Park Water Buffalo 1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221776) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: Bonkers dashing blood rage Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221849) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: Glassy Trailer Park Water Buffalo Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221854) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM Author: Bonkers dashing blood rage I like the Packers. This was a retarded move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221953) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: Glassy Trailer Park Water Buffalo Where are we on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259308) |
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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM Author: lfo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49381541) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM Author: cerebral kink-friendly lay Haha wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219940) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM Author: rough-skinned state jewess Happy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219948) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: cerebral kink-friendly lay I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.
Worth it if we win a SB while he's around. |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM Author: Bonkers dashing blood rage Good move by the Boys. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220276) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM Author: Anal zippy indirect expression pit lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: Bonkers dashing blood rage He costs more than he is worth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220305) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM Author: Anal zippy indirect expression pit what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM Author: bateful site toaster three fifths, ackshually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220313) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: Aggressive rehab It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.
The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.
The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years. |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM Author: stimulating lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220854) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: vibrant theatre crotch Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221253) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM Author: walnut dilemma kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228871) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM Author: motley candlestick maker stage Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220386) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM Author: chartreuse milk boltzmann im with xo jerry on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220829) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM Author: stimulating lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220876) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM Author: pungent autistic weed whacker Its interesting because:
1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.
2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.
I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter... |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM Author: chartreuse milk boltzmann two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220859) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: Glassy Trailer Park Water Buffalo The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221251) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM Author: Slimy Charismatic Philosopher-king Chapel LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221238) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: Bonkers dashing blood rage So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221432) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM Author: cerebral kink-friendly lay "The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."
I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM Author: motley candlestick maker stage The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research. https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/ |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: Bonkers dashing blood rage , he lisped. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49223039) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM Author: Electric base electric furnace lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221917) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM Author: Diverse mexican Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2 |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM Author: cerebral kink-friendly lay I responded in under one hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49222736) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM Author: Anal zippy indirect expression pit this is so fucking stupid worse than luka (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49223051) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM Author: Bonkers dashing blood rage Micah's back is shot lol.
https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19 |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM Author: chartreuse milk boltzmann xo jerry wins again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228692) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM Author: Bonkers dashing blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228696) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM Author: chartreuse milk boltzmann the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228706) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM Author: Bonkers dashing blood rage It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49229109) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM Author: rough-skinned state jewess Lolololol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228851) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM Author: cerebral kink-friendly lay Obviously not ideal
Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: Glassy Trailer Park Water Buffalo ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259310) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM Author: mahogany histrionic set Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228735) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM Author: cerebral kink-friendly lay Fuck you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49229153) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM Author: Bonkers dashing blood rage I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259344) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: Glassy Trailer Park Water Buffalo "shouldn't've" you mean? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259448) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM Author: Bonkers dashing blood rage Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259689) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM Author: Glassy Trailer Park Water Buffalo ty for your honesty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259833) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM Author: Glassy Trailer Park Water Buffalo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259608) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM Author: nighttime fuchsia piazza sound barrier parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259839) |