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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Magical Garrison
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Ruby swashbuckling theater
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Grizzly mind-boggling main people
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
bat-shit-crazy quadroon dragon
  08/30/25
...
curious ebony brethren national
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Stimulating Organic Girlfriend Affirmative Action
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Amethyst stage
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Magical Garrison
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Amethyst stage
  08/31/25
...
Obsidian galvanic twinkling uncleanness coffee pot
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king
  08/31/25
delusional take
Obsidian galvanic twinkling uncleanness coffee pot
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
coiffed chapel
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
jet market travel guidebook
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Magical Garrison
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Magical Garrison
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
jet market travel guidebook
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
jet market travel guidebook
  09/05/25
...
Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Exciting Apoplectic Kitchen Blood Rage
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
jet market travel guidebook
  09/05/25
...
Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
jet market travel guidebook
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Magical Garrison
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
charismatic brunch son of senegal
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
charismatic brunch son of senegal
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king
  09/05/25
Kenny
jet market travel guidebook
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Magical Garrison
  09/06/25
...
Duck-like Iridescent Wrinkle
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king
  09/06/25
...
Duck-like Iridescent Wrinkle
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Magical Garrison
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
walnut startling hairy legs gas station
  09/07/25
Explain
Magical Garrison
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
dashing box office
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Magical Garrison
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Magical Garrison
  09/07/25
...
coiffed chapel
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
fulano
  01/18/26
...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Gary's Economics
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Magical Garrison

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Ruby swashbuckling theater

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Grizzly mind-boggling main people

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy quadroon dragon

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: curious ebony brethren national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Stimulating Organic Girlfriend Affirmative Action

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Amethyst stage

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Magical Garrison

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Amethyst stage

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Obsidian galvanic twinkling uncleanness coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Obsidian galvanic twinkling uncleanness coffee pot

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: coiffed chapel

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: jet market travel guidebook

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Magical Garrison

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Magical Garrison

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: jet market travel guidebook

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: jet market travel guidebook

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Exciting Apoplectic Kitchen Blood Rage

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: jet market travel guidebook

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: jet market travel guidebook

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Magical Garrison

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: charismatic brunch son of senegal

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: charismatic brunch son of senegal

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: jet market travel guidebook

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Magical Garrison

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Duck-like Iridescent Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Duck-like Iridescent Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Magical Garrison

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: walnut startling hairy legs gas station

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Magical Garrison

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: dashing box office

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Magical Garrison

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Magical Garrison

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: coiffed chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Citrine hissy fit philosopher-king

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: fulano

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Gary's Economics

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49599047)