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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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q did this
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Titillating Nofapping Step-uncle's House

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: slimy mauve office jap



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Titillating Nofapping Step-uncle's House

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: Territorial Onyx Bawdyhouse

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: federal hairy legs



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy state



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: Citrine thriller garrison

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Titillating Nofapping Step-uncle's House



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: heady point

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Territorial Onyx Bawdyhouse

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Stage

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: Titillating Nofapping Step-uncle's House



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Brunch



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: hot autistic university

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: cerebral theater goyim

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: Lake Judgmental Home

XO is incredible!

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: Titillating Nofapping Step-uncle's House



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: ultramarine stead



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Lake Judgmental Home

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37299278)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: lascivious roommate

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Translucent area



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Lake Judgmental Home

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37299780)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Titillating Nofapping Step-uncle's House



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Titillating Nofapping Step-uncle's House



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Frum talented abode

I really like it here

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Titillating Nofapping Step-uncle's House



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: big lay



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: fuchsia spectacular field

q did this

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed impressive digit ratio

evidence that this was not edited plz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37299430)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Lake Judgmental Home

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: Titillating Nofapping Step-uncle's House

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Lake Judgmental Home

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: big lay



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: fuchsia spectacular field



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Translucent area

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37299445)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: hot autistic university

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37299553)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Lake Judgmental Home



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: anal vigorous black woman

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Titillating Nofapping Step-uncle's House



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: Sepia turdskin

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: Titillating Nofapping Step-uncle's House

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: Supple Crackhouse



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: Titillating Nofapping Step-uncle's House



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: Titillating Nofapping Step-uncle's House



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: rusted incel gaping

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: soggy bright mad cow disease ratface

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: Titillating Nofapping Step-uncle's House



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: Titillating Nofapping Step-uncle's House



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Titillating Nofapping Step-uncle's House

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#46979039)



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: multi-colored shrine coldplay fan



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Titillating Nofapping Step-uncle's House



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: Hairraiser bronze meetinghouse



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Titillating Nofapping Step-uncle's House



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: Titillating Nofapping Step-uncle's House



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: honey-headed mexican

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Stage



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: flatulent ceo



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: internet-worthy passionate gaming laptop personal credit line

which of the white kids was kitty?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: anal vigorous black woman



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