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Karate kicked the face shield right off female Sprouts cashier (chilmata)

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the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula 180
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:50 PM
Author: Impertinent insane giraffe codepig

Yeah I'm banned from all San Diego county locations but I figured with the mask requirement i could get away with it. Drove my Dodge Charger up to Carlsbad and went to their location up there off Rancho Santa Fe blvd. Its a chill drive with some nice scenery. Anyway I brought my cart up to the stand and started loading my stuff on the carousel as the customer in front paid. The customer noticed and angrily said "can you please keep his items 6 feet from mine". I informed her that I'm a lawyer and the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula. Then the cashier butted in and said "sir please keep your items in your cart until asked." This got me furious bros. I doubled down and started piling my shit on there at rapid speed. The clerk then grabbed my container of almond milk and threw it into my cart, spilling it everywhere. I lost it, i got into horse stance and told her exactly what would happen next if she didnt back off. She tried to put my wifes cocoa butter & extra large tampons back in the cart and I roundhouse kicked her face shield right off her head. I made no contact with her head so legally I know I'm in the clear. I left and went to Stater Bros and did my shopping there where I'm appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2Elisa#40612297)



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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: Lake Den Dopamine



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:46 PM
Author: Cobalt chapel goyim



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:57 PM
Author: Sexy Goal In Life

180! Especially liked the legal analysis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2Elisa#40612334)



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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:15 PM
Author: Onyx wonderful property



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
Author: 180 deer antler



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
Author: motley temple really tough guy



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Copper Theater Stage Headpube



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
Author: hateful translucent indian lodge ladyboy



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:03 PM
Author: Plum soul-stirring public bath personal credit line



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: aquamarine floppy volcanic crater gunner



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: Gay school cafeteria incel



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: Twisted Sinister Ceo



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: Twisted Sinister Ceo



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:12 PM
Author: Lascivious bright stain hell



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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:32 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy bateful stage cuck

I drive a Challenger not a Charger.

I don’t eat arugula or almond milk.

It was a crescent kick.

The rest of the story is true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2Elisa#40613846)



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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:55 PM
Author: fragrant turquoise corner



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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:59 PM
Author: Multi-colored national



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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: fear-inspiring university



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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:09 PM
Author: splenetic gaming laptop crotch



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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: vibrant heaven



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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:22 PM
Author: olive beady-eyed tattoo native

Lost it at extra large tampons

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:26 PM
Author: Plum soul-stirring public bath personal credit line

“This got me furious bros.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2Elisa#40614084)



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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: territorial sanctuary

I miss Stater Bros, actually. One of the few things from California I do miss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2Elisa#40614072)



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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:25 PM
Author: trip godawful theatre



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:39 AM
Author: fear-inspiring university



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
Author: Passionate idiot brunch



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
Author: Purple theater striped hyena



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: exciting school

the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2Elisa#40617007)



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Date: July 16th, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: Racy business firm



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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:22 PM
Author: vengeful therapy



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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Passionate idiot brunch



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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:14 PM
Author: Passionate idiot brunch



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Date: July 17th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: Passionate idiot brunch



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: Saffron State



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:45 PM
Author: Nubile big kitchen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2Elisa#40720971)



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: Twisted Sinister Ceo



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Date: August 11th, 2020 12:48 PM
Author: Azure talented preventive strike

🚨 🚨 🚨 sprouts trending on twitter rn🚨🚨🚨

https://twitter.com/tmztucson/status/1293006090548817921?s=21

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2Elisa#40738121)



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:19 PM
Author: Impertinent insane giraffe codepig



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Date: January 13th, 2021 12:15 PM
Author: supple bawdyhouse



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:22 PM
Author: motley temple really tough guy



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:25 PM
Author: abusive shivering skinny woman

Laughed at this a dozen times now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2Elisa#41745632)



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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:52 PM
Author: Impertinent insane giraffe codepig



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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: Cerise Background Story Meetinghouse



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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy bateful stage cuck

This is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2Elisa#41977864)



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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:54 PM
Author: motley temple really tough guy



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: supple bawdyhouse



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:59 PM
Author: Carnelian appetizing faggotry dingle berry



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: irradiated costumed base alpha



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: dull forum masturbator

who was it who did all these chilmata parodies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2Elisa#45291456)



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:05 PM
Author: Impertinent insane giraffe codepig

Me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2Elisa#45291473)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: irradiated costumed base alpha

flw

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: Dashing drab puppy



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:24 PM
Author: abusive shivering skinny woman

I think about "got into horse stance" pretty regularly and it cracks me the fuck up. This is a 180 thread and best of breed chillmata parody.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2Elisa#45291568)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:17 AM
Author: gold stage private investor



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:26 AM
Author: Impertinent insane giraffe codepig



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: supple bawdyhouse



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 4:28 AM
Author: Impertinent insane giraffe codepig



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 5:30 AM
Author: splenetic gaming laptop crotch



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Mischievous gas station



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