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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
turquoise resort windowlicker
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
chartreuse home party of the first part
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
turquoise resort windowlicker
  04/14/22
...
electric main people
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
primrose bawdyhouse
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
turquoise resort windowlicker
  04/14/22
...
primrose bawdyhouse
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
Deep Odious Cruise Ship Useless Brakes
  04/14/22
...
french hell
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
peach site
  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
...
turquoise resort windowlicker
  04/28/22
...
turquoise resort windowlicker
  07/04/23
...
french hell
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
milky buck-toothed associate theatre
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
Trip magical round eye church building
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
turquoise resort windowlicker
  04/27/24
?
Trip magical round eye church building
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
turquoise resort windowlicker
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
Trip magical round eye church building
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
turquoise resort windowlicker
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
Trip magical round eye church building
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
Cobalt library sweet tailpipe
  04/27/24
Georgia?
Trip magical round eye church building
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
Cobalt library sweet tailpipe
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
carmine bat-shit-crazy menage
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
Henna Community Account
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
Hilarious whorehouse
  04/24/26
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Racy love of her life gaping
  04/27/24
180
comical greedy stage mood
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
peach site
  04/27/24
Honk honk
comical greedy stage mood
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
Cobalt library sweet tailpipe
  04/27/24
...
Flesh antidepressant drug
  04/27/24
...
Racy love of her life gaping
  10/08/24
...
Laughsome keepsake machete
  10/08/24
...
maroon death wish really tough guy
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
vivacious learning disabled legal warrant
  06/06/24
...
Pea-brained locus
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
multi-colored shitlib
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
Diverse center pozpig
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
multi-colored shitlib
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
Diverse center pozpig
  06/06/24
...
Passionate Orchestra Pit
  04/24/26
...
Laughsome keepsake machete
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
turquoise resort windowlicker
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
turquoise resort windowlicker
  09/14/25
...
infuriating brilliant public bath psychic
  03/31/26
flame?
Pontificating set background story
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
turquoise resort windowlicker
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
Canary jew
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
nudist high-end corn cake
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
Canary jew
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
Thriller Frozen Heaven
  04/24/26
...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
...
potluck
  07/23/26
...
Passionate Orchestra Pit
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
going pumo irl
  07/23/26
RIP
gaetan dugas
  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: turquoise resort windowlicker

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: chartreuse home party of the first part

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: turquoise resort windowlicker

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: electric main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: primrose bawdyhouse

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: turquoise resort windowlicker

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: primrose bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: Deep Odious Cruise Ship Useless Brakes

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: french hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: peach site

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: turquoise resort windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: turquoise resort windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: french hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: milky buck-toothed associate theatre

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Trip magical round eye church building

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: turquoise resort windowlicker

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: Trip magical round eye church building

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: turquoise resort windowlicker

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: Trip magical round eye church building

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: turquoise resort windowlicker

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Trip magical round eye church building

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: Cobalt library sweet tailpipe

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Trip magical round eye church building

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: Cobalt library sweet tailpipe

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: carmine bat-shit-crazy menage

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: Henna Community Account

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Hilarious whorehouse

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Racy love of her life gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: comical greedy stage mood

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: peach site

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: comical greedy stage mood

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: Cobalt library sweet tailpipe

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: Flesh antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: Racy love of her life gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: Laughsome keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: maroon death wish really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: vivacious learning disabled legal warrant

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: Pea-brained locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: multi-colored shitlib

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Diverse center pozpig

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: multi-colored shitlib

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: Diverse center pozpig

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Passionate Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: Laughsome keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: turquoise resort windowlicker

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: turquoise resort windowlicker

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: infuriating brilliant public bath psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Pontificating set background story

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: turquoise resort windowlicker

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Canary jew

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: nudist high-end corn cake

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Canary jew

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: Thriller Frozen Heaven

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: Passionate Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: going pumo irl

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#50021007)