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not gonna lie, CSLG's staff are unbelievably ugly, it's actually kinda wild

it's like he deliberately hired the ugliest people he could ...
Passionate Voyeur
  07/22/25
Nature of the business
Cracking hospital
  07/22/25
Jewish Morlochs hire phenotypic disasters. News at 11
dark bearded principal's office
  07/23/25
is that because ugly phenotypes represent an ugly soul or be...
Stimulating parlour crotch
  07/23/25
Most of them aren't that bad. It's obviously over for Peter ...
at-the-ready volcanic crater
  07/22/25
(gorgeous gurmit)
odious institution
  07/22/25
Peter is 180
saffron coiffed locale famous landscape painting
  07/22/25
Yancarlo has Zika head
pontificating massive whorehouse
  07/22/25
paralegal daniel is a handsome dude, no homo
odious institution
  07/22/25
The women seem hot and slutty.
alcoholic immigrant rehab
  07/22/25
heh
Yellow Comical Area Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/22/25
wow I really do not hate jews enough
Tripping magical pervert
  07/22/25
i don't think that anyone but a jew would hire these "p...
Passionate Voyeur
  07/22/25
his only weird mistake is not hiring AZNgirls, how the furk ...
provocative irate blood rage
  07/22/25
Cq but he’s so far west in the Valley. There aren&rsqu...
thriller address macaca
  07/22/25
his gook wife put the kibbosh on that idea
red abusive library background story
  07/23/25
TBF, thats just amerikkka. thats how 95% of amerikkkans look...
provocative irate blood rage
  07/22/25
you're literally indian
Tripping magical pervert
  07/22/25
...
Passionate Voyeur
  07/22/25
Rude.
alcoholic immigrant rehab
  07/22/25
Aren’t you and CSLG in a feud?
emerald deranged headpube
  07/22/25
No. He is 180.
alcoholic immigrant rehab
  07/23/25
...
saffron coiffed locale famous landscape painting
  07/22/25
Yes, even Indians have better phenotype than Amerishits
provocative irate blood rage
  07/22/25
no
Tripping magical pervert
  07/22/25
https://www.instagram.com/p/DMLRQc9TDui/
provocative irate blood rage
  07/22/25
lol. “But vyy?”
pontificating massive whorehouse
  07/22/25
Gorgeous Indian to you bro
Mildly autistic lascivious people who are hurt dingle berry
  07/22/25
*BB and me, feeding each other dal makhani with chapati*
thriller address macaca
  07/22/25
how do u find ppl to hire? classifieds section?
beady-eyed onyx community account
  07/22/25
Indeed or Caicedo Family reunions
Vermilion Racy Theater Stage Police Squad
  07/22/25
i just read your firm bio. lol @ mentioning passing the bar ...
odious institution
  07/22/25
Proles care about that more than where you went to law schoo...
Vermilion Racy Theater Stage Police Squad
  07/22/25
lol on that note, this sentence is awkward: >has se...
odious institution
  07/22/25
I’ve been on our firm website like twice in 7 years ma...
Vermilion Racy Theater Stage Police Squad
  07/22/25
youre suing ashley tisdale uunnghh wtf how come u didnt say:...
odious institution
  07/22/25
I think there’s a confidentiality on that but the matt...
Vermilion Racy Theater Stage Police Squad
  07/22/25
All of this is still way more complicated. It should say &qu...
Mildly autistic lascivious people who are hurt dingle berry
  07/22/25
...
odious institution
  07/22/25
180
Charcoal aromatic reading party
  07/22/25
...
Mildly autistic lascivious people who are hurt dingle berry
  07/22/25
...
Dun set therapy
  07/22/25
We’re hiring any xo bros want to join and try cases ...
Vermilion Racy Theater Stage Police Squad
  07/22/25
TSINAH?
odious institution
  07/22/25
...
Vermilion Racy Theater Stage Police Squad
  07/22/25
...
excitant public bath degenerate
  07/22/25
Can I just sit on payroll at mid 6 figures per year and post...
pea-brained codepig
  07/23/25
Baani looks like a seductive little mynx
Citrine know-it-all half-breed nursing home
  07/23/25
Worked on me https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=57...
thriller address macaca
  07/23/25
He wanted to fit in w them
Pungent shimmering ladyboy international law enforcement agency
  07/23/25
I think he used a weird camera and shit photographer to subt...
red abusive library background story
  07/23/25
he would never!
Dun set therapy
  07/23/25
...
red abusive library background story
  07/23/25
kenny is the best looking person there btw patriot
Passionate Voyeur
  07/23/25
lol bowl-cut kenny gets tremendous goodwill from chandler's ...
odious institution
  07/23/25
kenny looks like the kind of guy who would get drunk with yo...
Passionate Voyeur
  07/23/25
kenny isnt on the website, youre looking at chandler, who is...
obsidian bonkers trust fund kitty cat
  07/23/25
He's a degenerate gambler asian party boy driving an exotic ...
diverse judgmental cruise ship antidepressant drug
  07/23/25
I drive a 2019 Corolla not flame
Vermilion Racy Theater Stage Police Squad
  07/23/25
Is it souped up for street racing?
diverse judgmental cruise ship antidepressant drug
  07/23/25
I just assumed the guy named "Kenneth" was Kenny ...
Passionate Voyeur
  07/23/25
One of the oddest things about the whole CSLG boart arc
odious institution
  07/23/25
Kenny was too ugly to make the website, per a panel of exter...
autistic mad cow disease
  07/23/25
Gurmit gets tons of bitches imo
obsidian bonkers trust fund kitty cat
  07/23/25
So a large personal injury law firm just needs 3 lawyers and...
180 boiling water indian lodge
  07/23/25
state ur lsat score. ur poast assumes this is a large person...
odious institution
  07/23/25
That's relatively lawyer heavy for a pre-lit firm. There's a...
curious burgundy center rigpig
  07/23/25
cslg's biz model is definitely not that. cslg is an ocd micr...
odious institution
  07/23/25
we're not a "pre-lit" exclusive firm, of our 1500 ...
Vermilion Racy Theater Stage Police Squad
  07/23/25
john flynn been taking jawmaxxxing a little too far
Buck-toothed Hell Organic Girlfriend
  07/23/25


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Date: July 22nd, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Passionate Voyeur

it's like he deliberately hired the ugliest people he could find lol

i don't think i'm supposed to link the page here but you should go look for yourself. i just kept scrolling down expecting there to eventually be normal looking homo sapiens sapiens but it just kept getting worse and worse

jesus christ lol also he doesn't have a single white person working for him. odd case!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123267)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: Cracking hospital

Nature of the business

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123434)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 11:25 AM
Author: dark bearded principal's office

Jewish Morlochs hire phenotypic disasters. News at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49124484)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Stimulating parlour crotch

is that because ugly phenotypes represent an ugly soul or because jews want to recruit people uglier than them (to make the jew look better)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49125058)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: at-the-ready volcanic crater

Most of them aren't that bad. It's obviously over for Peter and Yancarlo though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123436)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: odious institution

(gorgeous gurmit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123454)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: saffron coiffed locale famous landscape painting

Peter is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123487)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: pontificating massive whorehouse

Yancarlo has Zika head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123632)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 8:55 PM
Author: odious institution

paralegal daniel is a handsome dude, no homo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123451)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: alcoholic immigrant rehab

The women seem hot and slutty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123532)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Yellow Comical Area Scourge Upon The Earth

heh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123696)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Tripping magical pervert

wow I really do not hate jews enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123542)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Passionate Voyeur

i don't think that anyone but a jew would hire these "people"

no one else has that tolerance level for ugliness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123561)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 10:08 PM
Author: provocative irate blood rage

his only weird mistake is not hiring AZNgirls, how the furk did that not happen. he will hire towelheads and literal terrorists before a kyoot submissive AZNgirl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123618)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: thriller address macaca

Cq but he’s so far west in the Valley. There aren’t that many out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123637)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: red abusive library background story

his gook wife put the kibbosh on that idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123997)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: provocative irate blood rage

TBF, thats just amerikkka. thats how 95% of amerikkkans look nowadays. its sickening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123546)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: Tripping magical pervert

you're literally indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123550)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Passionate Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123562)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: alcoholic immigrant rehab

Rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123589)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: emerald deranged headpube

Aren’t you and CSLG in a feud?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123617)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:20 AM
Author: alcoholic immigrant rehab

No. He is 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49124013)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: saffron coiffed locale famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123608)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: provocative irate blood rage

Yes, even Indians have better phenotype than Amerishits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123611)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Tripping magical pervert

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123615)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 10:08 PM
Author: provocative irate blood rage

https://www.instagram.com/p/DMLRQc9TDui/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123623)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: pontificating massive whorehouse

lol. “But vyy?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123636)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Mildly autistic lascivious people who are hurt dingle berry

Gorgeous Indian to you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123733)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: thriller address macaca

*BB and me, feeding each other dal makhani with chapati*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123628)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: beady-eyed onyx community account

how do u find ppl to hire? classifieds section?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123719)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Vermilion Racy Theater Stage Police Squad

Indeed or Caicedo Family reunions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123723)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: odious institution

i just read your firm bio. lol @ mentioning passing the bar on your first try.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123737)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Vermilion Racy Theater Stage Police Squad

Proles care about that more than where you went to law school

They also love when I say I used to be in house for geico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123740)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: odious institution

lol

on that note, this sentence is awkward:

>has secured significant amounts of 7 figure and 8 figure results

is a prole gonna understand?

why not "has obtained numerous verdicts and settlements of 7 or 8 figures"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123749)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Vermilion Racy Theater Stage Police Squad

I’ve been on our firm website like twice in 7 years man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123753)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: odious institution

youre suing ashley tisdale uunnghh wtf how come u didnt say:

https://www.tmz.com/2023/09/04/ashley-tisdale-sued-hollywood-car-accident-calls-bs/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123759)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 11:17 PM
Author: Vermilion Racy Theater Stage Police Squad

I think there’s a confidentiality on that but the matter resolved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123763)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 11:19 PM
Author: Mildly autistic lascivious people who are hurt dingle berry

All of this is still way more complicated. It should say "has won TENS OF MILLIONS at trial for clients just like YOU!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123767)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: odious institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123783)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Charcoal aromatic reading party

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123760)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Mildly autistic lascivious people who are hurt dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123762)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Dun set therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123726)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Vermilion Racy Theater Stage Police Squad

We’re hiring any xo bros want to join and try cases

https://www.indeed.com/m/viewjob?jk=19f5eb7cbc3f6d51

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123736)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: odious institution

TSINAH?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123743)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Vermilion Racy Theater Stage Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123746)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 11:54 PM
Author: excitant public bath degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123822)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 8:01 AM
Author: pea-brained codepig

Can I just sit on payroll at mid 6 figures per year and post instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49124041)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 12:18 AM
Author: Citrine know-it-all half-breed nursing home

Baani looks like a seductive little mynx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123837)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 2:24 AM
Author: thriller address macaca

Worked on me https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&mc=23&forum_id=2#49123628

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123940)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 3:27 AM
Author: Pungent shimmering ladyboy international law enforcement agency

He wanted to fit in w them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:52 AM
Author: red abusive library background story

I think he used a weird camera and shit photographer to subtly mock his employees. same way he passive aggressively fucks with TSINAH and DF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49123999)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 9:41 AM
Author: Dun set therapy

he would never!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49124212)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: red abusive library background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49124271)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: Passionate Voyeur

kenny is the best looking person there btw

patriot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49124198)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: odious institution

lol bowl-cut kenny gets tremendous goodwill from chandler's handsome wgwag looks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49124213)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Passionate Voyeur

kenny looks like the kind of guy who would get drunk with you over lunch break and drive around throwing trash at homeless beggars and laugh at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49124217)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: obsidian bonkers trust fund kitty cat

kenny isnt on the website, youre looking at chandler, who is a chad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49124286)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 10:16 AM
Author: diverse judgmental cruise ship antidepressant drug

He's a degenerate gambler asian party boy driving an exotic sports car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49124291)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: Vermilion Racy Theater Stage Police Squad

I drive a 2019 Corolla not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49124431)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: diverse judgmental cruise ship antidepressant drug

Is it souped up for street racing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49124451)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 10:22 AM
Author: Passionate Voyeur

I just assumed the guy named "Kenneth" was Kenny

Whoops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49124316)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: odious institution

One of the oddest things about the whole CSLG boart arc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49124400)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: autistic mad cow disease

Kenny was too ugly to make the website, per a panel of external reviewers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49125106)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: obsidian bonkers trust fund kitty cat

Gurmit gets tons of bitches imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49124288)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: 180 boiling water indian lodge

So a large personal injury law firm just needs 3 lawyers and 20 paralegals? Is this normal or an innovation by him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49124448)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: odious institution

state ur lsat score. ur poast assumes this is a large personal injury firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49124478)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: curious burgundy center rigpig

That's relatively lawyer heavy for a pre-lit firm. There's a firm I know that is 50-1. The business model is a lawyer renting his license to case managers so they can go buckwild without supervision in exchange for giving him a cut of the profits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49124657)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: odious institution

cslg's biz model is definitely not that. cslg is an ocd micromanager and knows wtf his employees are doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753494&forum_id=2Elisa#49124673)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Vermilion Racy Theater Stage Police Squad

we're not a "pre-lit" exclusive firm, of our 1500 completely in house files like 570 of them are in lit and i manage them all

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Date: July 23rd, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Hell Organic Girlfriend

john flynn been taking jawmaxxxing a little too far

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