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SP here. I really do feel sorry for you guys.

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razzle-dazzle slippery center regret
  08/16/25
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9c96dda3.jpg
aphrodisiac cuck
  08/16/25
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bespoke step-uncle's house
  08/16/25
Is that the sunset? Or a pie crust?
bespoke step-uncle's house
  08/16/25
or a chef's hat?
aphrodisiac cuck
  08/16/25
never not funny
Painfully honest violent corn cake knife
  08/16/25
Lol at this being hosted on gamespot.com
vibrant rehab
  08/16/25
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rusted sweet tailpipe
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Very tactful supple mad-dog skullcap university
  08/16/25
That's the funniest part LMAO
Vivacious bonkers generalized bond keepsake machete
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wonderful marketing idea
  08/16/25
(sp taunting his slumber party captives)
Adventurous Tripping Ceo
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mind-boggling ticket booth
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aphrodisiac cuck
  08/16/25
I tend to defend SP against your guys’ relentless assa...
Yellow Cocky Theatre Idea He Suggested
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rusted sweet tailpipe
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Walnut Cumskin Prole
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Boyish arrogant site
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self-absorbed blue national nibblets
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sinister translucent point friendly grandma
  08/16/25
stop raping that little gook you sick pedo fuck
submissive fat ankles party of the first part
  08/16/25
Date: August 15th, 2025 2:57 PM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7...
Walnut Cumskin Prole
  08/16/25
dude I told you this yesterday, I sincerely tried several ti...
aphrodisiac cuck
  08/16/25
yeah i'm autistic and have gone through this exact cycle man...
Walnut Cumskin Prole
  08/16/25
He will never "listen". He will never be "cal...
aphrodisiac cuck
  08/16/25
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avocado hyperactive yarmulke whorehouse
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rusted sweet tailpipe
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Walnut Cumskin Prole
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Vivacious bonkers generalized bond keepsake machete
  08/16/25
Sir you are attempting to reason with a "person" w...
rusted sweet tailpipe
  08/16/25
remember when he went after - that Filipino doctor in Oreg...
aphrodisiac cuck
  08/16/25
Lol I forgot about the "Henry Aaron being a Filipino do...
rusted sweet tailpipe
  08/16/25
LOL yeah I'm forgetting most of them there have been so many
aphrodisiac cuck
  08/16/25
just found this one where he's trying to "talk some sen...
aphrodisiac cuck
  08/16/25
>which you have no factual basis for "I will neve...
rusted sweet tailpipe
  08/16/25
rofl
aphrodisiac cuck
  08/16/25
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Walnut Cumskin Prole
  08/16/25
He was right about all of these and now he is posting my per...
vibrant rehab
  08/16/25
his last dormant phase began after i tricked him into thinki...
Walnut Cumskin Prole
  08/16/25
I do pity you all. I hope you get better soon. I hope you f...
razzle-dazzle slippery center regret
  08/16/25
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wonderful marketing idea
  08/16/25
SPACAHPOLN GETTAH BACK IN HELE CROWNHAIR BASTAHD! YOUA SEX T...
submissive fat ankles party of the first part
  08/16/25
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aphrodisiac cuck
  08/16/25
What happened?
fishy rigor
  08/16/25
Pretty sure this is a continuation of yesterday's thread ask...
mind-boggling ticket booth
  08/16/25
No you don't. You're feigning pity in an attempt to assert ...
Bateful Voyeur
  08/16/25
no, YOU'RE clearly maf.
Useless fanboi trust fund
  08/16/25
i feel sorry for both of you and everyone itt. especially my...
Walnut Cumskin Prole
  08/16/25
pls send karaoke pics
fishy rigor
  08/16/25
his smoking hot nerdy jewish bff has not poasted them yet bu...
Walnut Cumskin Prole
  08/16/25
if you go through her jordan reels theres a vid of the centr...
Walnut Cumskin Prole
  08/16/25
I hope things go well with the new girl.
razzle-dazzle slippery center regret
  08/16/25
(they won't)
fishy rigor
  08/16/25
hdy
Walnut Cumskin Prole
  08/16/25
jk brother
fishy rigor
  08/16/25
just remember if we split it i'm going to start fucking gary...
Walnut Cumskin Prole
  08/16/25
gary is my lover
fishy rigor
  08/16/25
ofs there's absolutely no way anyone would call the degenera...
Walnut Cumskin Prole
  08/16/25
She once told me you came out of the bathroom holding your e...
fishy rigor
  08/16/25
wasn't that *after* i fucked her ass?
Walnut Cumskin Prole
  08/17/25
thanks man. her bff is in town and they went ring browsing a...
Walnut Cumskin Prole
  08/16/25
Sounds serious. Good for you.
razzle-dazzle slippery center regret
  08/16/25
thanks man. one time when i was discussing my divorce you gu...
Walnut Cumskin Prole
  08/16/25
You can do it.
razzle-dazzle slippery center regret
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Walnut Cumskin Prole
  08/16/25
I feel sorry for you and hope your life improves or that you...
razzle-dazzle slippery center regret
  08/16/25
i'm good, but thanks man.
Useless fanboi trust fund
  08/16/25
Why would I be mad at any of you at this point now that I&rs...
razzle-dazzle slippery center regret
  08/16/25
what exactly brought this on?
fishy rigor
  08/16/25
lmao
aphrodisiac cuck
  08/16/25
Sir you are a balding 50-something shitlaw associate with a ...
rusted sweet tailpipe
  08/16/25
lmao Dude, you're maf and desperately cycling through dif...
Bateful Voyeur
  08/16/25
I am sorry you are in pain and have had a lot of rejection a...
razzle-dazzle slippery center regret
  08/16/25
LOLOLOL
aphrodisiac cuck
  08/16/25
Of course you too butt cheeks. I could almost call you &ldqu...
razzle-dazzle slippery center regret
  08/16/25
Maybe don't broach butt-related trauma. Just an idea
Bateful Voyeur
  08/16/25
I meant hurt cheeks in the general sense. Had no idea he was...
razzle-dazzle slippery center regret
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you seem quite focussed on males getting raped as they grow ...
aphrodisiac cuck
  08/16/25
Not really. I assume you have had some trauma in that fie...
razzle-dazzle slippery center regret
  08/16/25
(hurt cheeks)
fishy rigor
  08/16/25
LOL I think his therapist must have told him to "fight...
aphrodisiac cuck
  08/16/25
can anyone answer my question. what the hell brought this on...
fishy rigor
  08/16/25
I think it all links to his hilarious thread yesterday about...
aphrodisiac cuck
  08/16/25
Not really. Ive felt sorry for you for sometime. You&rsquo...
razzle-dazzle slippery center regret
  08/16/25
no no it's what I posted
aphrodisiac cuck
  08/16/25
I genuinely hope you find happiness amid the wreckage you ar...
razzle-dazzle slippery center regret
  08/16/25
I don’t have a therapist. I am sorry for your thunde...
razzle-dazzle slippery center regret
  08/16/25
I explicitly asked him if his therapist has told him to do t...
rusted sweet tailpipe
  08/16/25
LOLOLOLOL
aphrodisiac cuck
  08/16/25
Please see above. I don’t have a therapist. I’...
razzle-dazzle slippery center regret
  08/16/25
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avocado hyperactive yarmulke whorehouse
  08/17/25
These are hilarious because we can all very easily visualize...
Bateful Voyeur
  08/16/25
I’m sorry about the wife leaving, as I think that happ...
razzle-dazzle slippery center regret
  08/16/25
You must be fucking pissed lol
Bateful Voyeur
  08/16/25
I can almost hear the steam coming out of his ears from here
aphrodisiac cuck
  08/16/25
everyone should lay off him. i don't understand why, but the...
fishy rigor
  08/16/25
dozens of people have tried sincerely to help him here count...
aphrodisiac cuck
  08/16/25
I’m sorry you need to do what you do. It’s a si...
razzle-dazzle slippery center regret
  08/16/25
LOL never change
aphrodisiac cuck
  08/16/25
I hope you get better. But if you don’t you have my c...
razzle-dazzle slippery center regret
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avocado hyperactive yarmulke whorehouse
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avocado hyperactive yarmulke whorehouse
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? Why? I’m not in a position to compare lives or an...
razzle-dazzle slippery center regret
  08/16/25
You keep trying to have the last word because you're angry. ...
Bateful Voyeur
  08/16/25
it's 100% an instruction from his therapist who is trying to...
aphrodisiac cuck
  08/16/25
I don’t have a therapist and I do pity you and hope yo...
razzle-dazzle slippery center regret
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rusted sweet tailpipe
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Fighting bright meetinghouse
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I assure you it’s sincere. I’m sorry you keep t...
razzle-dazzle slippery center regret
  08/16/25
Wife yelling at you to go mow the lawn or something? Enjo...
Bateful Voyeur
  08/16/25
keep in mind he continues to come to xo—despite its ef...
Very tactful supple mad-dog skullcap university
  08/16/25
This dude is going to snap one day and wind up on the ten o'...
avocado hyperactive yarmulke whorehouse
  08/17/25
The legit feuds are the weakest, most boring things that go ...
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Date: August 16th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle slippery center regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189758)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: aphrodisiac cuck

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9c96dda3.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189773)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: bespoke step-uncle's house



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Date: August 16th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: bespoke step-uncle's house

Is that the sunset? Or a pie crust?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189837)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: aphrodisiac cuck

or a chef's hat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189848)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Painfully honest violent corn cake knife

never not funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189881)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: vibrant rehab

Lol at this being hosted on gamespot.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189882)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: rusted sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190391)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Very tactful supple mad-dog skullcap university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190431)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Vivacious bonkers generalized bond keepsake machete

That's the funniest part LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190725)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: wonderful marketing idea



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: Adventurous Tripping Ceo

(sp taunting his slumber party captives)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189883)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: mind-boggling ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189892)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:13 AM
Author: aphrodisiac cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189899)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:13 AM
Author: Yellow Cocky Theatre Idea He Suggested

I tend to defend SP against your guys’ relentless assaults but this is pretty funny lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189900)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: rusted sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189902)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:22 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2025 12:50 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2025 1:05 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: avocado hyperactive yarmulke whorehouse



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Date: August 16th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: self-absorbed blue national nibblets



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:28 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: submissive fat ankles party of the first part

stop raping that little gook you sick pedo fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189884)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Walnut Cumskin Prole

Date: August 15th, 2025 2:57 PM

Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt)

bro, you need to accept that this place is a place for ribbing and joking around. you will always be "mocked." i am frequently mocked and so is jcm. when it's funny i bump threads mocking me and i see jcm do the same. most of the stuff about me that is mocked is completely untrue. that adds to the humor for me, personally.

you need to accept that most people don't care one iota about "you." they care about the internet avatar "spaceporn." you need to stop taking it personally. some of the spaceporn jokes are funny and people are going to bump them. that doesn't mean that they're attacking "you", the human piloting the spaceporn avatar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2#49188159)

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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:58 PM

Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:.,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:,

Yeah, I'm sure he's going to get it this time 🙄

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2#49188164)

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Date: August 15th, 2025 3:02 PM

Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt)

since he doesn't hate me rn i'm hopeful that he'll be more receptive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2#49188169)

UPDATE: HE WAS NOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189930)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:25 AM
Author: aphrodisiac cuck

dude I told you this yesterday, I sincerely tried several times over several months to explain this to him with pure benevolent good will but he just turned around and insulted me, he does not want to hear (so now I treat him as a m-t-d-cow instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189934)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Walnut Cumskin Prole

yeah i'm autistic and have gone through this exact cycle many times.

spaceporn returns to his active phase. i commit myself to being nice and sometimes even write that passage about how it's "just the internet bro." spaceporn eventually starts getting vicious (often at that advice) which eventually leads to me trolling him when i lose empathy for him. after sperging hard for a while he goes dormant again. cycle restarts in 2-6 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189965)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: aphrodisiac cuck

He will never "listen". He will never be "calmed". No "sense" will ever be talked into him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189997)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 1:25 PM
Author: avocado hyperactive yarmulke whorehouse



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Date: August 16th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: rusted sweet tailpipe



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Date: August 16th, 2025 1:58 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Vivacious bonkers generalized bond keepsake machete



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: rusted sweet tailpipe

Sir you are attempting to reason with a "person" who has gone on half a dozen personal crusades, maybe more, against random people who he picked out of google searches who he never interacted with in any way shape or form, but was convinced he was in a personal battle with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189941)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: aphrodisiac cuck

remember when he went after

- that Filipino doctor in Oregon

- Eric Bumpus from Texas (whoever that was)

- that Chinese piano player kid who defrauded law school admissions or something

- some random 2nd year associate at some firm

- Shashwat

who else has there been?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189951)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: rusted sweet tailpipe

Lol I forgot about the "Henry Aaron being a Filipino doctor" arc

Man there are probably like 15-20 of them and I just can't even remember them all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189956)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: aphrodisiac cuck

LOL yeah I'm forgetting most of them there have been so many

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189958)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: aphrodisiac cuck

just found this one where he's trying to "talk some sense" into a poster he thinks is shashwat

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Date: August 23rd, 2020 9:50 AM

Author: razzle idea he suggested hominid

PN. Stop. People here are asking you to stop. It's boring as fuck.

Link to any evidence of any allegation against me.

While we are at it:

What did you mean when you emailed me to work address the following three emails: June 14, 2020 saying "I'm gonna get your little boi spaceporn. I'm gonna snatch him up!! I'm gonna kidnap ur little boi and take him to my houe where we will have a party. If u ever let your guard dwoin, I'm gonna snatch ur boi. Plz understand Sp you stupid graduating dead last at uva retard that I'm gonna have my way raping ur boi."

and: 'SP CAN WE TALK ABOUT YOUR ('YOUR') SON FOR A MINUTE?

WHY SHOULD **YOU** GET TO ABUSE THAT TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT RICEHOAL ALL THE TIME, HM??? THAT'S BULLSHIT SPACEPORN YOU HAVE TO SHARE THAT TIGHT YUNG BOI RICEHOAL W UR COLLEAGUES OK?"

Or May 30, 2020, "Imma snatch yourboy spaceporn! I'll snatch him up and bring that faggot chink gook back to my house and invite friends over (like you did at 'infamaous pizza place') and we'll have part time in your son's young boi ass. I'm seriously talking we'll run fucking train spaceporn."

May 16, 2020 "As soon as your faggot kid goes back to school I'm finna "Snatch him up" I'll chain him to my bed frame in some dank basement and let my faggot pervert dad friends run train on him."

Or January 20, 2019, you emailed me "Spaceprawn Imma snatch up ur boy an throw a party in his asshole for all my friends!!!"

These emails track precisely your language on this boart to me at length. You've also boasted on here about emailing me.

It's clear you've got something fucked up going on in your head concerning sex w kids. Even when you take the theme alleging that *I'm* doing all these terrible things (which you have no factual basis for), it's clear how fucked up you are.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection

As I've said, you are a psychopath who is very dangerous. Poasters beware.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4608873&forum_id=2#40797252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189964)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: rusted sweet tailpipe

>which you have no factual basis for

"I will never "be tried""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189980)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: aphrodisiac cuck

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189983)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Walnut Cumskin Prole



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: vibrant rehab

He was right about all of these and now he is posting my personal information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190013)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Walnut Cumskin Prole

his last dormant phase began after i tricked him into thinking i was some random attorney and was spamming the guys name even after i revealed the ruse to avoid some random innocent guy's name getting associated to xo. he's accused me of being about half a dozen different lawyers now. and not just one off's "you're x" but spamming it for weeks with 100% confidence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189974)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle slippery center regret

I do pity you all. I hope you get better soon. I hope you find happiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190018)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: wonderful marketing idea



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Date: August 16th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: submissive fat ankles party of the first part

SPACAHPOLN GETTAH BACK IN HELE CROWNHAIR BASTAHD! YOUA SEX TOY GIVIN ME RIPP!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190179)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190193)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: fishy rigor

What happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190216)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: mind-boggling ticket booth

Pretty sure this is a continuation of yesterday's thread asking me if i have a thing for bp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190778)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Bateful Voyeur

No you don't. You're feigning pity in an attempt to assert status over us. You're clearly maf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190254)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Useless fanboi trust fund

no, YOU'RE clearly maf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190310)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Walnut Cumskin Prole

i feel sorry for both of you and everyone itt. especially myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190314)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: fishy rigor

pls send karaoke pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190388)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Walnut Cumskin Prole

his smoking hot nerdy jewish bff has not poasted them yet but i will send you her insta as she will likely poast them soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190414)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: Walnut Cumskin Prole

if you go through her jordan reels theres a vid of the central park memorial i mentioned and you can see me bobbing my head to oasis and crying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190426)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle slippery center regret

I hope things go well with the new girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190416)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: fishy rigor

(they won't)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190425)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: Walnut Cumskin Prole

hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190428)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:09 PM
Author: fishy rigor

jk brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190438)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Walnut Cumskin Prole

just remember if we split it i'm going to start fucking gary again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190455)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: fishy rigor

gary is my lover

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190470)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Walnut Cumskin Prole

ofs there's absolutely no way anyone would call the degenerate and humiliating acts i perform on her "love making."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190479)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: fishy rigor

She once told me you came out of the bathroom holding your erect cock and it looked like you were holding a short log of shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190750)



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Date: August 17th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: Walnut Cumskin Prole

wasn't that *after* i fucked her ass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49191428)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Walnut Cumskin Prole

thanks man. her bff is in town and they went ring browsing and she was sending me a ton of pics. about to take them out to a fancy ass dinner soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190430)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle slippery center regret

Sounds serious. Good for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190456)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Walnut Cumskin Prole

thanks man. one time when i was discussing my divorce you guessed that it was probably because of shit like me not taking out the trash and being entitled and there was a lot of truth to that. i've learned a lot of about women and being a better man and holding up my end of bargain rather than just feeling entitled to it because of making good money and being a good dude. i've also learned to never engage with women logically when they are emotional and that's made all the difference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190466)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle slippery center regret

You can do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190474)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Walnut Cumskin Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190475)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle slippery center regret

I feel sorry for you and hope your life improves or that you make peace with it and yourself. You may have a family of your own one day yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190413)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Useless fanboi trust fund

i'm good, but thanks man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190461)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle slippery center regret

Why would I be mad at any of you at this point now that I’ve seen enough of you folks to know how miserable and confused you are. I just feel sorry for you. Sometimes there is personal growth after pain loss confusion and you all and you in particular have all those in spades. I hope you get that personal growth at some point. Don’t doubt my pity for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190411)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: fishy rigor

what exactly brought this on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190417)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cuck

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190421)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: rusted sweet tailpipe

Sir you are a balding 50-something shitlaw associate with a fake wife and child who resent you that you purchased from overseas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190427)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:09 PM
Author: Bateful Voyeur

lmao

Dude, you're maf and desperately cycling through different strategies to try to assert status. Yesterday, you were pretending to be alpha. Today, you're pretending to have pity for us.

It's not going to work. It could never work. No one here will ever feel like you have higher status than them. No one here will ever look up to you or respect you. It won't happen! It can't happen! This is an exercise in utter futility, and if you can't leave this place without winning on your terms, you will die here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190437)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle slippery center regret

I am sorry you are in pain and have had a lot of rejection and I’m sorry for that. I pity you and hope you get better. Forget about her she wasn’t good enough for you. Sorry you are bullied at length and I’m sorry you had a thunderdome experience here and there. Get better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190451)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cuck

LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190454)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle slippery center regret

Of course you too butt cheeks. I could almost call you “hurt cheeks”. Speaking of thunderdomes I’m glad you made it out alive but keep that stuff where it belongs long enough and the daily pain will subside eventually. You’ll age out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190462)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Bateful Voyeur

Maybe don't broach butt-related trauma. Just an idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190473)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle slippery center regret

I meant hurt cheeks in the general sense. Had no idea he was raped while In the thunderdome. One would think he would just make payments. That had to be traumatic in any event. It certainly explains some things.

I do believe he’ll grow out of it and find some peace before he hurts anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190487)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cuck

you seem quite focussed on males getting raped as they grow up, is it because you raped poor little Justin so much when he was a young boy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190492)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle slippery center regret

Not really.

I assume you have had some trauma in that field, “butt cheeks”. But it’s not material for you to deny it here. You’ve got a long remainder of life ahead of you and I hope you try to make some of it happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190505)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: fishy rigor

(hurt cheeks)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190464)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cuck

LOL

I think his therapist must have told him to "fight back" this way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190476)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: fishy rigor

can anyone answer my question. what the hell brought this on? was sp getting into a feud with someone or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190480)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cuck

I think it all links to his hilarious thread yesterday about BP and JCM, a thread that went very badly south for SP, and now this thread today is him "fighting back"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190488)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle slippery center regret

Not really. Ive felt sorry for you for sometime. You’ve really done a number on your life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190498)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cuck

no no it's what I posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190499)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle slippery center regret

I genuinely hope you find happiness amid the wreckage you are currently in. And I hope that happiness does not entail hurting anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190508)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle slippery center regret

I don’t have a therapist.

I am sorry for your thunderdome experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190491)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: rusted sweet tailpipe

I explicitly asked him if his therapist has told him to do this in order to "clap back" at his Online oppressors, and he refused to answer me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190493)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cuck

LOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190495)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle slippery center regret

Please see above. I don’t have a therapist. I’m sorry you are suffering so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190501)



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Date: August 17th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: avocado hyperactive yarmulke whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49191312)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Bateful Voyeur

These are hilarious because we can all very easily visualize you seething while you write them. Keep it up, buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190458)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle slippery center regret

I’m sorry about the wife leaving, as I think that happened to you. That had to hurt. I wish you well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190469)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Bateful Voyeur

You must be fucking pissed lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190478)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cuck

I can almost hear the steam coming out of his ears from here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190494)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: fishy rigor

everyone should lay off him. i don't understand why, but the ribbing and jokes, etc. affect him negatively. i mean in a sense, i guess you deserve it if you keep coming back to a place where people ridicule you, but it's cruel.

he is a human being at the end of the day, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190503)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cuck

dozens of people have tried sincerely to help him here countless times over many years, including me, but he absolutely insists on continuing to behave here the way he does, and so he deserves no sympathy whatsoever and instead deserves all of the mockery he gets here plus much much more

plus, he's such a loser, and he reacts so well, it's so funny, has there ever been a better lolcow in the history of shitpoasting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190519)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle slippery center regret

I’m sorry you need to do what you do. It’s a sickness and I do pity you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190527)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cuck

LOL never change

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190531)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle slippery center regret

I hope you get better. But if you don’t you have my condolences and I pity your circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190535)



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Date: August 17th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: avocado hyperactive yarmulke whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49191316)



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Date: August 17th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: avocado hyperactive yarmulke whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49191314)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle slippery center regret

? Why?

I’m not in a position to compare lives or any of that stuff but I know you were hurt badly and that you are concerned about your future. Owch! Hope you get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190510)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Bateful Voyeur

You keep trying to have the last word because you're angry.

I keep replying to you because I'm curious to see how long you'll sit there furiously typing insincere expressions of pity.

We are not the same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190526)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cuck

it's 100% an instruction from his therapist who is trying to teach him "coping strategies" so that he doesn't throw himself under a train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190529)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle slippery center regret

I don’t have a therapist and I do pity you and hope you get better irl in a way that doesn’t cause further harm to anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190534)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: rusted sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190549)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Fighting bright meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190565)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle slippery center regret

I assure you it’s sincere. I’m sorry you keep trying to prod me into something to justify your sickness.

You can have the last word if it lessens your pain Good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190532)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Bateful Voyeur

Wife yelling at you to go mow the lawn or something?

Enjoy the fresh air, you maf weirdo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190546)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 4:25 PM
Author: Very tactful supple mad-dog skullcap university

keep in mind he continues to come to xo—despite its effects on his personal life and despite him being the single biggest lolcow in the history of the site’s existence—because the attention he receives here is preferable to that he receives irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190597)



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Date: August 17th, 2025 1:11 AM
Author: avocado hyperactive yarmulke whorehouse

This dude is going to snap one day and wind up on the ten o'clock news and everyone here will feel terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49191317)



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Date: August 17th, 2025 6:58 AM
Author: federal talented corner

The legit feuds are the weakest, most boring things that go on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49191445)