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Ever wonder why 95% of "Great Literature" is utterly retarded and boring?

i still, from time to time, think about this, and resent my ...
Infuriating international law enforcement agency rigor
  01/11/26
now imagine the shitlib literature theyre reading in HS now ...
soggy stage
  01/11/26
This is an idiotic take. Literature is truly beautiful and a...
Maroon hominid hissy fit
  01/11/26
I toss the literature boy! I toss it like rubbish!
outnumbered avocado giraffe
  01/11/26
Subtle Ethan Frome bashing
multi-colored gold filthpig
  01/11/26
By any measure, I was probably in the 99th percentile of hig...
gay supple new version weed whacker
  01/11/26
The black literature was even worse
multi-colored gold filthpig
  01/11/26
Invisible man was pretty good IRC
ponytail
  01/12/26
"I was probably in the 99th percentile of high school l...
citrine shaky boltzmann athletic conference
  01/12/26
he sounds smart to me
Gay Factory
  01/12/26
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Kenneth Play
  01/12/26
It's bonkers how millions of high school kids are forced to ...
gay supple new version weed whacker
  01/11/26
...
Canary razzle-dazzle ceo
  01/11/26
Every American school child should be forced to slog their w...
Maroon hominid hissy fit
  01/11/26
the classics are one of the few redeeming aspects of the mod...
Histrionic state organic girlfriend
  01/11/26
there’s a special kind of comedy in how those who trum...
Cocky Mildly Autistic Digit Ratio
  01/12/26
ok so what do the real scholars, who have spent time with la...
Kenneth Play
  01/12/26
it's worth addressing a couple commonly wheeled out argument...
miltonian
  01/12/26
that's all fine. i just think kids should be exposed to the...
Kenneth Play
  01/12/26
sure, and i agree. read them in translation.
miltonian
  01/12/26
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Kenneth Play
  01/12/26
ok let's keep teaching them spanish so they can order diarrh...
zarathustra
  01/14/26
tell me about your experience with foreign languages. did yo...
miltonian
  01/14/26
Latin and Greek are dumb and gay.
hairless high-end senate knife
  01/12/26
the dense unintelligible prose is 180 because it lets them k...
bipolar duck-like chapel
  01/11/26
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transparent party of the first part
  01/12/26
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fully online and responsive
  01/12/26
I like this theory
artificial intelligence
  01/12/26
(flunked matrix algebra)
https://i.imgur.com/ovcBe0z.png
  01/12/26
"In 2010, a national U.S. Department of Education study...
stupid fucking nigger
  01/12/26
not flame they should teach descriptive statistics as an int...
https://i.imgur.com/ovcBe0z.png
  01/12/26
I thought it was more like “this shit is gay and for p...
cowgod
  01/14/26
The point is to give them all a reference point for having s...
stimulating church
  01/11/26
Bro thats how you ended up pumo!
Trip Sweet Tailpipe
  01/11/26
It couldn't have anything to do with your intelligence.
primrose chest-beating dysfunction
  01/11/26
thread not going how OP expected? the western canon is 180,...
fragrant electric furnace therapy
  01/11/26
american authors yes, you gotta read non-american
Internet-worthy Know-it-all Tattoo Field
  01/11/26
Retarded
fiercely-loyal address liquid oxygen
  01/11/26
Moby Dick is 97590402001710103710
sooty dashing ladyboy crackhouse
  01/11/26
Real retarded sir
artificial intelligence
  01/12/26
I don’t think “great literature” is synony...
Marvelous indian lodge azn
  01/11/26
what books would you recommend instead ? id have paul val...
Canary razzle-dazzle ceo
  01/11/26
Print capitalism has been a disaster for mankind
stimulating church
  01/11/26
teachers should go before the school boards in open session...
wonderful chestnut crotch pozpig
  01/11/26
Should students be required to read (after purchasing at ful...
citrine shaky boltzmann athletic conference
  01/12/26
why do you write this way?
Khan Aithi
  01/12/26
why do you write so much?
sealclubber
  01/12/26
I can't stand the way contemporary authors write - telegraph...
OYT and the Indie Reprieve
  01/12/26
Since James Joyce and Sam Beckett, there hasn't been any Gre...
Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv
  01/12/26
Nabokov, Greene, Ishiguro, maybe McEwan. Do they reach Joyc...
Kenneth Play
  01/12/26
Great Literature is defined as adding to the canon of the hu...
Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv
  01/14/26
Im gay
Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower
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claudeman
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Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower
  01/12/26
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ponytail
  01/13/26
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Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower
  01/13/26
You only think this because English-language "great lit...
lex
  01/14/26
totally agree that a lot of great literature is exactly that...
fulano
  01/14/26
it's bizarre that a gynecological literary genre like the no...
miltonian
  01/14/26


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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Infuriating international law enforcement agency rigor

i still, from time to time, think about this, and resent my high school teachers for making me read those books

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49581978)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: soggy stage

now imagine the shitlib literature theyre reading in HS now

the stuff we read aint perfect, but imagine hs english now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49581980)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Maroon hominid hissy fit

This is an idiotic take. Literature is truly beautiful and ascended at times. It’s not some trifle to be tossed away like a piece of rubbish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582002)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:39 PM
Author: outnumbered avocado giraffe

I toss the literature boy! I toss it like rubbish!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582036)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: multi-colored gold filthpig

Subtle Ethan Frome bashing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582011)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: gay supple new version weed whacker

By any measure, I was probably in the 99th percentile of high school literature readers.

The only thing I took away from Ethan Frome was "wtf - why would they try to kill themselves by sledding? how stupid are these people that they thought this would work?"

What was the point of the average kids being forced to read this shit?

Wouldn't a Michael Chricton book capture their attention 10x more and present dramatic themes and philosophy in a much more understandable way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582022)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: multi-colored gold filthpig

The black literature was even worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582047)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: ponytail (luis)

Invisible man was pretty good IRC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49584207)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: citrine shaky boltzmann athletic conference

"I was probably in the 99th percentile of high school literature readers"

And I'm sure your grades (and subsequent academic success) reflected this reality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582333)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: Gay Factory

he sounds smart to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49584177)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 7:44 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49584673)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: gay supple new version weed whacker

It's bonkers how millions of high school kids are forced to read these books with story and themes unrecognizable to them with dense unintelliglbe prose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582013)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Canary razzle-dazzle ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582026)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Maroon hominid hissy fit

Every American school child should be forced to slog their way through Moby Dick in 9th grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582029)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Histrionic state organic girlfriend

the classics are one of the few redeeming aspects of the modern american high school humanities curriculum. they should be reading this kind of material exclusively in addition to latin and greek. the problem is that they deviate from it.

their teachers surely fuck up the discourse but mere exposure is at least a lifeline to the few intellects worth salvaging. the remaining 99% are just in virtual daycare anyways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582078)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:33 AM
Author: Cocky Mildly Autistic Digit Ratio

there’s a special kind of comedy in how those who trumpet loudest for latin and greek are almost always the ones who haven’t spent real time with either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582332)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 8:49 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

ok so what do the real scholars, who have spent time with latin and greek, say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582710)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 9:22 AM
Author: miltonian

it's worth addressing a couple commonly wheeled out arguments for compulsory education in classical languages, because they sound persuasive in the abstract, but get pretty shaky even with gentle prodding.

- the beneficial RIGOR of latin and greek grammar

the claim is that somehow the mere act of wrestling with strange grammatical inflections is itself a moral and intellectual discipline of sorts. there are plenty of other highly inflected languages other than latin and greek, and still many more with mind-bending grammar, if that's the goal. latin and greek are not unique grammatically. and anyway, greek and latin grammar are not sleek elegant internally coherent systems. they were messy languages spoken by real people and there are much more suitable subjects for training the mind. a tangential point, but approaching latin & greek by brute forcing grammatical "rigor" is poor pedagogy that puts already challenging languages completely out of a student's reach.

- to access pillars of western civilization in the original

while certainly a worthy goal, a vanishingly small number of high school students who study latin in high school engage with its literature at a meaningful level. so few kids learn greek, let alone master it, that it's not even part of the real conversation.

learning any language well, let alone latin and greek, requires some intelligence, but also desire and a massive time commitment that cannot be mandated into existence. schools cannot require the kind of seat time required for sufficient mastery of these tongues, and in absence of that, they cannot supply the motivation. forcing latin and greek on a million high school students every year with an average iq of 100 is burning an enormous amount of educational time and resources for something, that for nearly every student, never had a chance of working.

the dirty secret of classics is that most classics professors at the best schools themselves read these languages very haltingly, due in great part to the pedagogical practices mentioned earlier.

i am all for teaching these languages to bright and motivated law teens, but it cannot take place in the current system.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582749)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

that's all fine. i just think kids should be exposed to the ideas found in these works in english translation (per non-woke translators)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582955)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: miltonian

sure, and i agree. read them in translation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582965)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 6:38 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49584373)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: zarathustra

ok let's keep teaching them spanish so they can order diarrhea burritos from san antonio food trucks and communicate with their roofers. much more "practical."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49588267)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:59 AM
Author: miltonian

tell me about your experience with foreign languages. did you go to a public school? which language(s) did you learn? let me know so that i can put your mentally retarded post into context.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49588335)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:49 AM
Author: hairless high-end senate knife

Latin and Greek are dumb and gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582347)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:16 PM
Author: bipolar duck-like chapel

the dense unintelligible prose is 180 because it lets them know how dumb they are. Losers should also be forced to take calculus. The education system is good at letting a person know how dumb they are if they don't disengage with it too early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582245)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: transparent party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582348)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 2:56 AM
Author: fully online and responsive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582502)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I like this theory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49584173)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: https://i.imgur.com/ovcBe0z.png (mail@baumeisterlaw.com)


(flunked matrix algebra)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49584204)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: stupid fucking nigger

"In 2010, a national U.S. Department of Education study found that 80 percent of high school dropouts cited their inability to pass Algebra I as the primary reason for leaving school."

https://eric.ed.gov/?id=EJ1013968

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49584398)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: https://i.imgur.com/ovcBe0z.png (mail@baumeisterlaw.com)


not flame they should teach descriptive statistics as an introduction to algebra. But that would require math teachers to learn statistics, and that's illegal AFAICT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49584436)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: cowgod

I thought it was more like “this shit is gay and for pussies” 😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49588273)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: stimulating church

The point is to give them all a reference point for having some kind of cultural/national identity. You don't have to like any of it, you just have know the basic plot or how to pronounce the author's name. Mexicans love reading the classics so they can feel more European

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582258)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:39 PM
Author: Trip Sweet Tailpipe

Bro thats how you ended up pumo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582033)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:43 PM
Author: primrose chest-beating dysfunction

It couldn't have anything to do with your intelligence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582042)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: fragrant electric furnace therapy

thread not going how OP expected? the western canon is 180, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582054)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:49 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Know-it-all Tattoo Field

american authors yes, you gotta read non-american

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582057)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:09 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal address liquid oxygen

Retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582232)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:27 PM
Author: sooty dashing ladyboy crackhouse

Moby Dick is 97590402001710103710

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582262)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

Real retarded sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49584174)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:50 PM
Author: Marvelous indian lodge azn

I don’t think “great literature” is synonymous with most of the bullshit they made us read in hs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582060)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Canary razzle-dazzle ceo

what books would you recommend instead ?

id have paul valery monsieur teste and the remains of the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582070)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: stimulating church

Print capitalism has been a disaster for mankind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582251)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:23 PM
Author: wonderful chestnut crotch pozpig

teachers should go before the school boards

in open session

and tell them the books they are going to require for each class

and why

before every school year, perhaps before every semester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582254)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: citrine shaky boltzmann athletic conference

Should students be required to read (after purchasing at full price) The Art of the Deal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582336)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 3:05 AM
Author: Khan Aithi (gunneratttt)

why do you write this way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582508)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: sealclubber

why do you write so much?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49583325)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: OYT and the Indie Reprieve ( )

I can't stand the way contemporary authors write - telegraphic sentences with no interior identity, just "Jane did this, Joe did that, he said she said blah blah". every voice is the Same.

like why the fuck would I read something like that instead of just watching a tv show or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582758)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv


Since James Joyce and Sam Beckett, there hasn't been any Great Literature. Just force feed Harry Potter books to the next generation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582780)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

Nabokov, Greene, Ishiguro, maybe McEwan. Do they reach Joyce, no, but they do meet other Great Literature



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49584704)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv


Great Literature is defined as adding to the canon of the human experience expressed through immortal words, words, words. I daresay no one living today would dare such a feat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49588311)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower

Im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582940)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: claudeman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582991)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49583332)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: ponytail (luis)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49586151)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49586161)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: lex

You only think this because English-language "great literature", especially as conceived by American high school teachers, is full of shitty novels for women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49588315)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:56 AM
Author: fulano

totally agree that a lot of great literature is exactly that. there is also the strand of rambling Dickens crap where he was basically paid by the word and it shows.

also agree with above that most of the themes of actually great novels are inaccessible to a teen brain who have only experienced struggles relating to horizontal (peer) or vertical (parents/teachers) relationships.

i had to read The Sound and the Fury which was completely fucking ridiculous in hindsight. if a kid can barely understand the structure of a novel it makes very little sense to read something that upends it. the first fourth is a retard POV who cannot tell time. class was such a slog with 99% of the class having no idea what was happening



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49588326)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: miltonian

it's bizarre that a gynecological literary genre like the novel, which was more or less created for barely sentient women, should take up so much space in the standard canon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49588345)