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I just turned 42, what should I do for my girlfriend's 25th birhday

For my birthday, I went camping at Leo Carrillo with her, my...
Peach theater stage
  06/15/26
tattoo removal seems like the cr gift
Mischievous Cracking Reading Party
  06/16/26
lol
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hateful toaster
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Cerise Frozen Liquid Oxygen
  06/17/26
Put some extra air in her so she doesn't deflate when you ne...
rebellious garnet athletic conference
  06/15/26
She loves my average penis.
Peach theater stage
  06/15/26
Ask her why she's a gold digging whore. Ask her to babysit ...
rebellious garnet athletic conference
  06/15/26
My girlfriend doesn't care about money. I don't buy her anyt...
Peach theater stage
  06/15/26
does she pick the movies or do you
Orchid jap orchestra pit
  06/15/26
We have similar taste. We usually switch off showing each ot...
Peach theater stage
  06/15/26
No one believes this, surely you don't think she is in it fo...
Racy pozpig
  06/15/26
Well she has been with me for a long time now and she still ...
Peach theater stage
  06/15/26
How much are you paying the handsome guy to fuck her?
Racy pozpig
  06/15/26
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Balding zippy den generalized bond
  06/16/26
wait wtf you have a Black King? this thread just got good
Fighting amber set persian
  06/15/26
Criminally underappreciated, 180 post
At-the-ready High-end Personal Credit Line
  06/16/26
Very sad thread.
Red Rambunctious Kitty
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Trip plum temple mad cow disease
  06/15/26
do your kids still call her their favorite mom? does your wi...
Fighting amber set persian
  06/15/26
She has a new BF. He is a pro chess player who is ranked lik...
Peach theater stage
  06/15/26
You are repulsive.
rebellious garnet athletic conference
  06/15/26
happy for her, it's probably dope to be dating someone highl...
Fighting amber set persian
  06/15/26
What an absolutely psychotic thing to say
Racy pozpig
  06/15/26
what, this? -- Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM Author: cali...
Fighting amber set persian
  06/15/26
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hateful toaster
  06/16/26
say you’re jewish without saying you’re jewish
fiercely-loyal rehab
  06/16/26
lol you can't make a living playing chess at that level
turquoise provocative piazza macaca
  06/16/26
I think his ex wife has plenty of money. They can play all t...
mentally impaired arrogant lay sneaky criminal
  06/16/26
paralegal daniel is top 100 in the world in hearthstone. pr...
adventurous hyperactive prole windowlicker
  06/16/26
nitrous
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That's really bad for you. I would never.
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  06/15/26
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harsh bossy home
  06/15/26
Welcome back gunneratttt
mentally impaired arrogant lay sneaky criminal
  06/16/26
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Chestnut stage
  06/16/26
How often do you get your kids?
pale deranged university organic girlfriend
  06/16/26
50/50 but I end up with more than that b/c my ex-wife gives ...
Peach theater stage
  06/16/26
kinda like how you gave up time with them and her to fuck yo...
Fighting amber set persian
  06/16/26
180. Sounds like you are both living your best life.
pale deranged university organic girlfriend
  06/16/26
...
Fighting amber set persian
  06/16/26
How much money did she settle for
mentally impaired arrogant lay sneaky criminal
  06/16/26
That's a genuinely big day for her, but you want to play it ...
At-the-ready High-end Personal Credit Line
  06/16/26
This thread is so ghoulishly jewish that i’m not even ...
Racy pozpig
  06/16/26
i'm starting to think he's trolling us. i'm pretty sure the ...
appetizing massive spot fortuitous meteor
  06/16/26
I don't know if he's capable of flame, I know it comes acros...
Fighting amber set persian
  06/16/26
he truly thinks that girl he's been posting is....????
appetizing massive spot fortuitous meteor
  06/16/26
thin + young = hot, who cares about the tattoos or face?
Fighting amber set persian
  06/16/26
His lengthy posting career shows us he isn't capable of flam...
Racy pozpig
  06/16/26
Unbelievable thread.
excitant library turdskin
  06/16/26
Take her to Chuck E Cheese’s.
shivering azn
  06/16/26
trade her in for two 12 1/2 year olds
Passionate transparent point death wish
  06/16/26
buy some of disco fries' old coins for her
Balding zippy den generalized bond
  06/16/26
I haven't done anything for my birthday since turning 25
Trip plum temple mad cow disease
  06/16/26
You should date CSLG and he will treat you
hateful toaster
  06/17/26
Get her a black bull with 12 in BBC
Vibrant vengeful locale
  06/16/26


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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Peach theater stage

For my birthday, I went camping at Leo Carrillo with her, my kids, and our 90lb rottweiler. Was super fun. She made us food, played with my kids, and we all hiked/went to the beach. For example, one day she made us eggs, bacon and pancakes for breakfast, and carne asada tacos for dinner. We just ate pbj for lunch.

I'm not sure what to do for her birthday. I'm thinking airbnb in big bear with her and the dog for a night. It's only a 2 hour drive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49941106)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:22 AM
Author: Mischievous Cracking Reading Party

tattoo removal seems like the cr gift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49941850)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:10 PM
Author: bespoke school

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49942492)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: mentally impaired arrogant lay sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49942495)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Trip plum temple mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49942522)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: violet histrionic field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49942536)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: hateful toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49943766)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Cerise Frozen Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49943773)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:40 PM
Author: rebellious garnet athletic conference

Put some extra air in her so she doesn't deflate when you needle dick her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49941111)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: Peach theater stage

She loves my average penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49941116)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: rebellious garnet athletic conference

Ask her why she's a gold digging whore.

Ask her to babysit your kids since mom and dad are only interested in themselves.

Pay the bull extra.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49941124)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:44 PM
Author: Peach theater stage

My girlfriend doesn't care about money. I don't buy her anything and she mostly supports herself. I just pay for a trip sometimes and when we do an occasional dinner. She mostly cooks for me and we stay in and watch movies, have sex, scuba dive, camp, walk the dog, go on drives, go to the beach, and hike.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49941133)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Orchid jap orchestra pit

does she pick the movies or do you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49941136)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Peach theater stage

We have similar taste. We usually switch off showing each other movies or we pick whatever horror/thriller is new. The last few movies we watched were Annabel Creation, The Crow (new), Don't Breach, and Hush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49941148)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Racy pozpig

No one believes this, surely you don't think she is in it for anything else. You're hideous and have put your rancid personality and sociopathic core on display on XO. You have no redeeming features aside from money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49941138)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: Peach theater stage

Well she has been with me for a long time now and she still pays all her own bills, so I'm not sure what she is getting out of it besides this handsome guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49941155)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: Racy pozpig

How much are you paying the handsome guy to fuck her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49941157)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Balding zippy den generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49942439)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: Fighting amber set persian

wait wtf you have a Black King? this thread just got good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49941174)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: At-the-ready High-end Personal Credit Line

Criminally underappreciated, 180 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49942248)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: Red Rambunctious Kitty

Very sad thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49941119)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: Trip plum temple mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49941141)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: Fighting amber set persian

do your kids still call her their favorite mom? does your wife (or ex-wife?) know that? is she dating someone new yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49941125)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Peach theater stage

She has a new BF. He is a pro chess player who is ranked like 250 in the US. My daughter would throw my ex-wife under a bus for my girlfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49941135)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: rebellious garnet athletic conference

You are repulsive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49941146)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Fighting amber set persian

happy for her, it's probably dope to be dating someone highly intelligent. we should all be so lucky. is he a younger dude?

does she lurk on xo? what would happen if she saw the sentence "My daughter would throw my ex-wife under a bus for my girlfriend"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49941147)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Racy pozpig

What an absolutely psychotic thing to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49941149)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: Fighting amber set persian

what, this?

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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM

Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

She has a new BF. He is a pro chess player who is ranked like 250 in the US. My daughter would throw my ex-wife under a bus for my girlfriend.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2#49941135

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49941168)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: hateful toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49942424)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal rehab

say you’re jewish without saying you’re jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49942275)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: turquoise provocative piazza macaca

lol you can't make a living playing chess at that level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49942804)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: mentally impaired arrogant lay sneaky criminal

I think his ex wife has plenty of money. They can play all the chess they want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49942814)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: adventurous hyperactive prole windowlicker

paralegal daniel is top 100 in the world in hearthstone. prestigious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49942819)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: Chest-beating ultramarine gay wizard public bath

nitrous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49941153)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: Peach theater stage

That's really bad for you. I would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49941158)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: Chest-beating ultramarine gay wizard public bath

pussy

wtf is even the point of fucking 20yo pussy as a senile old man and abandoning ur kids if ur not gonna do poppers like steve-o

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49941166)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: harsh bossy home

2cb/2ci

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49941172)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:14 AM
Author: mentally impaired arrogant lay sneaky criminal

Welcome back gunneratttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49941686)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:27 AM
Author: Chestnut stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49941856)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:25 AM
Author: pale deranged university organic girlfriend

How often do you get your kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49941853)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Peach theater stage

50/50 but I end up with more than that b/c my ex-wife gives up time with them so she can travel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49942179)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Fighting amber set persian

kinda like how you gave up time with them and her to fuck your client/witness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49942186)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: pale deranged university organic girlfriend

180. Sounds like you are both living your best life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49942188)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: Fighting amber set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49942189)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: mentally impaired arrogant lay sneaky criminal

How much money did she settle for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49942419)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: At-the-ready High-end Personal Credit Line

That's a genuinely big day for her, but you want to play it cool while making her feel special. A diamond ring worth about 60 months' salary is about right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49942247)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Racy pozpig

This thread is so ghoulishly jewish that i’m not even sure if it’s real cslg fully dropping the mask or a parody.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49942437)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:54 PM
Author: appetizing massive spot fortuitous meteor

i'm starting to think he's trolling us. i'm pretty sure the line in the initial thread about his daughter saying his gf is her new mommy now or whatever was flaem

i reacted earnestly to it if you ready the subthread wasteland i started in that thread. embarrassing for me

also, there is no possible way CSLG or anyone could believe the girl he's been poasting pics of is .... nvm not even worth saying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49942449)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: Fighting amber set persian

I don't know if he's capable of flame, I know it comes across that way but he's Actually Like That

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49942455)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:01 PM
Author: appetizing massive spot fortuitous meteor

he truly thinks that girl he's been posting is....????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49942471)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Fighting amber set persian

thin + young = hot, who cares about the tattoos or face?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49942478)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 9:11 PM
Author: Racy pozpig

His lengthy posting career shows us he isn't capable of flame or humor. All he can do is post shameless self promotion. It seems he was trying to mimic humans for a while but now he is going to stop pretending and go full kike. This is really who this sociopathic ratface is inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49943135)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: excitant library turdskin

Unbelievable thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49942440)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: shivering azn

Take her to Chuck E Cheese’s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49942441)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: Passionate transparent point death wish

trade her in for two 12 1/2 year olds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49942442)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Balding zippy den generalized bond

buy some of disco fries' old coins for her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49942445)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:32 PM
Author: Trip plum temple mad cow disease

I haven't done anything for my birthday since turning 25

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49942541)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: hateful toaster

You should date CSLG and he will treat you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49943765)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:05 PM
Author: Vibrant vengeful locale

Get her a black bull with 12 in BBC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Elisa#49942837)