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Mind-boggling flushed garrison
  06/30/25
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Cerebral Orchestra Pit Messiness
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How do I successfully recruit more me...
Onyx Bearded Gas Station Tank
  06/30/25
A cult? Friend, you don't join. You just realize you...
free-loading box office private investor
  06/30/25
have you considered being Tall?
Mind-boggling flushed garrison
  06/30/25
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orchid double fault
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How old does my son need to be before...
Onyx Bearded Gas Station Tank
  07/02/25
Dear Dad, He's old enough. Let 'er rip. Yours truly...
Adventurous Circlehead
  07/02/25
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Yapping bat shit crazy theater stage doctorate
  07/02/25
Dear LFED, Kids sure are different these days! In fact, b...
Mind-boggling flushed garrison
  07/02/25
Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl
Supple death wish center
  07/02/25
tp.
orchid double fault
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Mind-boggling flushed garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2Elisa#49060010)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Cerebral Orchestra Pit Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2Elisa#49060016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Onyx Bearded Gas Station Tank

Dear Jurisprudence,

How do I successfully recruit more members for my cult dedicated to conquering the world without seeming like a completely deranged lunatic?

Signed,

Local Man Earnestly Concerned About The Fate Of The Human Species

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2Elisa#49060029)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: free-loading box office private investor

A cult?

Friend, you don't join.

You just realize you were always a member.

Tabitha told me my Safeway Club Card number was a diagnostic key for The Great Becumming™.

She said my final performance review would be conducted by a man who only speaks in redactions.

She said the humming would get louder. She said the shelves are stalking me.

She said it is too late for me.

She said this is fine.

This is f-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2Elisa#49060095)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Mind-boggling flushed garrison

have you considered being Tall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2Elisa#49060100)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: orchid double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2Elisa#49060114)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Onyx Bearded Gas Station Tank

Dear Jurisprudence,

How old does my son need to be before I allow him to play with fireworks? I want to make sure he's safe, but I remember how much fun I had with fireworks when I was a kid, and I want him to be able to have as much fun as I did during his childhood years.

He's currently 5 years old. Half-Chinese, semi-non-verbal. Likes dinosaurs and orange chicken.

Signed,

Local Fireworks-Enjoying Dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2Elisa#49065736)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Adventurous Circlehead

Dear Dad,

He's old enough. Let 'er rip.

Yours truly,

Jurisprudence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2Elisa#49065751)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Yapping bat shit crazy theater stage doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2Elisa#49065853)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Mind-boggling flushed garrison

Dear LFED,

Kids sure are different these days! In fact, boys like your son commonly have difficulty in these kinds of situations. I suggest easing him into it by bringing him somewhere he can get used to loud noises - say a shooting range. Young hapa men seem to take to these like a peking duck to water!

sincerely,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2Elisa#49066627)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Supple death wish center

Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2Elisa#49065910)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: orchid double fault

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2Elisa#49066134)