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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Self-centered Locale

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Self-centered Locale

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: Onyx menage

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Self-centered Locale



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: tan bull headed cumskin travel guidebook

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Avocado boyish toilet seat

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Exhilarant spot fortuitous meteor

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: Self-centered Locale



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: bearded lascivious masturbator karate

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: maniacal chestnut kitchen

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: Red stirring gay wizard psychic

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: Self-centered Locale



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Red stirring gay wizard psychic

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Bronze sadistic library depressive

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone sickened boiling water



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Red stirring gay wizard psychic

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Self-centered Locale



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Self-centered Locale



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Self-centered Locale



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Rambunctious Trailer Park

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: doobsian shitlib organic girlfriend

evidence that this was not edited plz.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Red stirring gay wizard psychic

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: Self-centered Locale

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Red stirring gay wizard psychic

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone sickened boiling water

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: bearded lascivious masturbator karate

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Red stirring gay wizard psychic



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: provocative pea-brained national

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Self-centered Locale



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
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Glad you didn’t killself friend.

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: Self-centered Locale

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: sexy casino

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: Self-centered Locale



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: Self-centered Locale



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Self-centered Locale

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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: razzle associate

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
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