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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
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Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
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Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
Copper laughsome love of her life
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https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
pontificating parlour dog poop
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
Copper laughsome love of her life
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(((crows)))
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gold plaza messiness
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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Cracking Station Hissy Fit
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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gold plaza messiness
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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contagious free-loading stag film
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
Copper laughsome love of her life
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Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
domesticated vibrant skinny woman
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Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
contagious free-loading stag film
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I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
Copper laughsome love of her life
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God I fucking hate you
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You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
Copper laughsome love of her life
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Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
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His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
Copper laughsome love of her life
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Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
contagious free-loading stag film
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I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
Copper laughsome love of her life
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You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
contagious free-loading stag film
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Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
Copper laughsome love of her life
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Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
Copper laughsome love of her life
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Wow! Prophetic.
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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lol johnsmeyer
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This needs a vocaroo
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Coincidence that crows are black?
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historically important thread
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Copper laughsome love of her life

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: pontificating parlour dog poop



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: domesticated vibrant skinny woman

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Copper laughsome love of her life

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: pontificating parlour dog poop

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Copper laughsome love of her life

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: Stimulating Hilarious Location

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Racy preventive strike

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: exciting really tough guy



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: hateful soggy kitchen



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Appetizing elite piazza



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: stirring famous landscape painting ticket booth



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: misunderstood patrolman hell

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: gold plaza messiness



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: shivering cream church death wish



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: gold plaza messiness



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Dead Stead Stock Car

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: exciting really tough guy



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Cracking Station Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651841)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Copper laughsome love of her life

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: gold plaza messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Demanding party of the first part chapel

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: honey-headed bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651956)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: hateful soggy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: contagious free-loading stag film



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Copper laughsome love of her life

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: contagious free-loading stag film



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Copper laughsome love of her life

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: domesticated vibrant skinny woman

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: contagious free-loading stag film

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Copper laughsome love of her life

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: contagious free-loading stag film

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Copper laughsome love of her life

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: contagious free-loading stag film

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Copper laughsome love of her life

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: contagious free-loading stag film

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Copper laughsome love of her life

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: contagious free-loading stag film

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Copper laughsome love of her life

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Copper laughsome love of her life

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Curious Silver Elastic Band

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Curious Silver Elastic Band



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: mauve marketing idea corner

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Copper laughsome love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: maize frisky home filthpig

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone hairless bbw center



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Purple Talking Cuckoldry Field

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: galvanic bearded range water buffalo

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: frozen public bath



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone hairless bbw center

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Seedy histrionic ape whorehouse

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: misunderstood patrolman hell

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: Racy preventive strike

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Bonkers zippy voyeur

Lawman8 weeping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36654404)



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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: contagious free-loading stag film



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Copper laughsome love of her life

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: mauve marketing idea corner

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Razzle Twisted Office Immigrant



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: Copper laughsome love of her life

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Candy Ride



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