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the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula 180
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:50 PM
Author: indigo soul-stirring market ape

Yeah I'm banned from all San Diego county locations but I figured with the mask requirement i could get away with it. Drove my Dodge Charger up to Carlsbad and went to their location up there off Rancho Santa Fe blvd. Its a chill drive with some nice scenery. Anyway I brought my cart up to the stand and started loading my stuff on the carousel as the customer in front paid. The customer noticed and angrily said "can you please keep his items 6 feet from mine". I informed her that I'm a lawyer and the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula. Then the cashier butted in and said "sir please keep your items in your cart until asked." This got me furious bros. I doubled down and started piling my shit on there at rapid speed. The clerk then grabbed my container of almond milk and threw it into my cart, spilling it everywhere. I lost it, i got into horse stance and told her exactly what would happen next if she didnt back off. She tried to put my wifes cocoa butter & extra large tampons back in the cart and I roundhouse kicked her face shield right off her head. I made no contact with her head so legally I know I'm in the clear. I left and went to Stater Bros and did my shopping there where I'm appreciated.

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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: racy people who are hurt nursing home



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:46 PM
Author: ruddy goyim



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:57 PM
Author: medicated insanely creepy cruise ship wagecucks

180! Especially liked the legal analysis.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:15 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:03 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: honey-headed low-t stain principal's office



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:12 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:32 PM
Author: Sienna Site

I drive a Challenger not a Charger.

I don’t eat arugula or almond milk.

It was a crescent kick.

The rest of the story is true.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:55 PM
Author: Flirting organic girlfriend



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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:59 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:00 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:09 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:12 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:22 PM
Author: Harsh Whorehouse Kitty Cat

Lost it at extra large tampons

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:26 PM
Author: contagious primrose field nibblets

“This got me furious bros.”

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Office Ladyboy

I miss Stater Bros, actually. One of the few things from California I do miss.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:25 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:39 AM
Author: chrome arrogant hunting ground theater stage



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: Bronze church

the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula

180

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Date: July 16th, 2020 12:24 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:22 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:24 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:14 PM
Author: Scarlet hyperventilating blood rage



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Date: July 17th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: Scarlet hyperventilating blood rage



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:42 PM
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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:45 PM
Author: Rusted crackhouse

180

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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: Flesh excitant piazza incel



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Date: August 11th, 2020 12:48 PM
Author: Drab ceo

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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:19 PM
Author: indigo soul-stirring market ape



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Date: January 13th, 2021 12:15 PM
Author: blathering aqua spot macaca



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:22 PM
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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:25 PM
Author: Startled tanning salon jewess

Laughed at this a dozen times now

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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:52 PM
Author: indigo soul-stirring market ape



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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: house-broken topaz queen of the night



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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: Sienna Site

This is hilarious.

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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:54 PM
Author: razzmatazz garnet mental disorder parlour



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:57 PM
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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:59 PM
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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: Fragrant Stage

who was it who did all these chilmata parodies?

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:05 PM
Author: indigo soul-stirring market ape

Me

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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:38 PM
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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:01 PM
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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:24 PM
Author: Startled tanning salon jewess

I think about "got into horse stance" pretty regularly and it cracks me the fuck up. This is a 180 thread and best of breed chillmata parody.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:17 AM
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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:26 AM
Author: indigo soul-stirring market ape



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: blathering aqua spot macaca



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 5:30 AM
Author: Kink-friendly hall



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 8:31 AM
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