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https://nypost.com/2025/05/01/us-news/florida-nurse-alexis-v...
brass range
  05/05/25
What if Islam is right?
Iridescent locus
  05/05/25
Would be an 8 (big fan of that face), but for the disqualify...
cerebral indecent water buffalo sound barrier
  05/05/25
WTF is that disaster on her stomach?
violet coffee pot
  05/05/25
What do you think is going on below it?
Cerise ape
  06/22/25
her earholes are disgusting 🤮
Nofapping home fat ankles
  05/05/25
Also those tits are fake. Weird, and ugly.
Ungodly rehab feces
  05/05/25
She has meth face
Talented lavender station pervert
  05/05/25
I definitely jerked off to the movie of this on Brazzers.com...
cream theater
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“She commented on not realizing how big ‘IT&rsqu...
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aqua dragon
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"Thank you for the compliment of young penis skin."...
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fragrant forum
  05/05/25
you beat me to it. was gonna poast the same thing.
fragrant forum
  05/05/25
We should start referring to Nurse as "the N word"
Hideous swashbuckling main people cuckoldry
  05/05/25
classic Scumbaguette. If it weren’t for this, she woul...
Exciting base
  05/05/25
If you locked millennial Indian doctors and scumbagette nurs...
painfully honest beady-eyed school
  05/05/25
Very low odds ime, unless there was an explicit transaction ...
Exciting base
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Most 15 year olds are fantasizing about this
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Poast moniker synergy
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cream theater
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In this photo you can see her maiden name was something like...
filthy brunch
  05/05/25
Low iq schtick? You linked the same article in the OP
aqua dragon
  05/05/25
Link?
filthy brunch
  05/05/25
You just edited your post.
aqua dragon
  05/05/25
Link?
filthy brunch
  05/05/25
And you’re retarded. Jews aren’t named Von
aqua dragon
  05/05/25
(jealous that this pedojew got to see a 15 y/o penis)
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Carnelian goal in life
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It's a middle name
filthy brunch
  05/05/25
Ah yes the famous goy John von Neumann
filthy brunch
  05/05/25
lol this dumbass jew got blown out trying to defend a downlo...
Provocative sick marketing idea
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? this idiot edited the link, and now thinks von___ is je...
aqua dragon
  05/05/25
Hey buddy we have one rule here.
ruby curious institution black woman
  05/05/25
im sorry i woke up MAF at jews today idk why
Provocative sick marketing idea
  05/05/25
That’s fine. We just have one rule bro. We’re al...
ruby curious institution black woman
  05/05/25
Reading this amazingly realistic summary of events, I cant h...
maroon temple gunner
  05/05/25
even though I personally find her repulsive, 15 year old sti...
Carnelian goal in life
  05/05/25
https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2025/05/alexis...
violent trip field wrinkle
  05/05/25
This reporting reads like erotica. Why is all this in the po...
glittery frozen pistol
  05/05/25
shes has crazy eyes. hnnngh
Charismatic plum parlour party of the first part
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DEFINITELY bro
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Date: May 5th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: brass range

https://nypost.com/2025/05/01/us-news/florida-nurse-alexis-von-yates-revolting-excuse-to-husband-for-having-sex-with-teen-stepson/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904304)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 1:23 AM
Author: Iridescent locus

What if Islam is right?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904309)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 3:11 AM
Author: cerebral indecent water buffalo sound barrier

Would be an 8 (big fan of that face), but for the disqualifying tats: https://www.ocala-news.com/wp-content/uploads/placid-social-images/f5aa56a49fbb2d03ae7effa451ac9749.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904347)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 3:17 AM
Author: violet coffee pot

WTF is that disaster on her stomach?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904349)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Cerise ape

What do you think is going on below it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49041313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Nofapping home fat ankles

her earholes are disgusting 🤮

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904575)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Ungodly rehab feces

Also those tits are fake. Weird, and ugly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904661)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Talented lavender station pervert

She has meth face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48905745)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: cream theater

I definitely jerked off to the movie of this on Brazzers.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904358)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Passionate parlor

“She commented on not realizing how big ‘IT’ looked. Saying it looked like his father’s penis with younger skin,” the teen told cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904407)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: aqua dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904597)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Deep electric furnace space

"Thank you for the compliment of young penis skin."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904651)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: fragrant forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904665)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: fragrant forum

you beat me to it. was gonna poast the same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904664)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 6:54 AM
Author: Hideous swashbuckling main people cuckoldry

We should start referring to Nurse as "the N word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904421)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:09 AM
Author: Exciting base

classic Scumbaguette. If it weren’t for this, she would’ve been arrested down the line for conspiring to murder her boyfriend’s ex-wife or something like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904430)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: painfully honest beady-eyed school

If you locked millennial Indian doctors and scumbagette nurses in a warehouse would they ever have sex iyo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904572)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Exciting base

Very low odds ime, unless there was an explicit transaction agreed upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904581)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Excitant Purple Death Wish

Most 15 year olds are fantasizing about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904576)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: filthy brunch

Poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904590)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: cream theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48905731)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: filthy brunch

In this photo you can see her maiden name was something like Feinstein

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2025/05/www-facebook-com-alexis-vonrodenstein-103562890.jpg?quality=75&strip=all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904582)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: aqua dragon

Low iq schtick? You linked the same article in the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904586)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: filthy brunch

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904588)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: aqua dragon

You just edited your post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904591)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: filthy brunch

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904639)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: aqua dragon

And you’re retarded. Jews aren’t named Von

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904593)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:04 AM
Author: Provocative sick marketing idea

(jealous that this pedojew got to see a 15 y/o penis)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904619)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: filthy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904640)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: ruby curious institution black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904646)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Carnelian goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48905763)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: filthy brunch

It's a middle name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904638)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: filthy brunch

Ah yes the famous goy John von Neumann

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904644)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Provocative sick marketing idea

lol this dumbass jew got blown out trying to defend a downlow pedo jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904615)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: aqua dragon

?

this idiot edited the link, and now thinks von___ is jewish. rofl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904622)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: ruby curious institution black woman

Hey buddy we have one rule here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904649)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Provocative sick marketing idea

im sorry i woke up MAF at jews today idk why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904653)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: ruby curious institution black woman

That’s fine. We just have one rule bro. We’re all in this together. Just one big community making sure jewish lawyers never face any sort of consequence from their (often pedophilic) criminality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904662)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: maroon temple gunner

Reading this amazingly realistic summary of events, I cant help but notice this is a near verbatim repeat of a story told by a 15yo teenage boy. All good, teenage boys are known for being honest about these things.

"“She commented on not realizing how big ‘IT’ looked. Saying it looked like his father’s penis with younger skin,” the teen told cops."

And

"Von Yates then commented on the teen’s ability, [while talking to said teen's dad, within hearing of said teen] giving him a seven out of 10 before saying he “had been around the block.”

#believeallvictims

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48905634)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Carnelian goal in life

even though I personally find her repulsive, 15 year old still lucky. Dad musta been pissed though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48905767)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: violent trip field wrinkle

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2025/05/alexis-von-yates-seen-undated-103588440.jpg?quality=75&strip=all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48906157)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: glittery frozen pistol

This reporting reads like erotica. Why is all this in the police report lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48907035)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Charismatic plum parlour party of the first part

shes has crazy eyes. hnnngh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48907138)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 7:04 AM
Author: cream theater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48912805)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 7:31 AM
Author: canary area laser beams

jewish porn conditioning is working, considering how much "stepmother/stepson" porn is out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48912824)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: bull headed gaped native

Whites commit a disproportionately low rate of molestation, but thanks for playing stupid racist gooktard

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2641279&forum_id=2#48732088

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49030249)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: bull headed gaped native

DEFINITELY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49030266)



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Date: June 19th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: bull headed gaped native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49033262)



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Date: June 19th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: bull headed gaped native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49033386)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: bull headed gaped native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49041049)



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Date: June 24th, 2025 2:03 AM
Author: bull headed gaped native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49044799)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: bull headed gaped native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49049876)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: bull headed gaped native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49052306)



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Date: June 29th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: bull headed gaped native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49059257)



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Date: July 4th, 2025 1:00 AM
Author: bull headed gaped native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49071190)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: bull headed gaped native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49077743)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: bull headed gaped native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49084441)



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Date: February 19th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49681333)



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Date: February 19th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49681353)



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Date: February 19th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49681597)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Bistre Low-t International Law Enforcement Agency

would

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49041282)