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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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insanely creepy drab lettuce meetinghouse
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
razzle station personal credit line
  08/28/25
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insanely creepy drab lettuce meetinghouse
  08/28/25
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heady pungent institution
  08/28/25
that's it?
talented iridescent degenerate
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
insanely creepy drab lettuce meetinghouse
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
spectacular jade queen of the night
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
talented iridescent degenerate
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Excitant pearly hominid senate
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Dashing cruel-hearted library tattoo
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Excitant pearly hominid senate
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Dashing cruel-hearted library tattoo
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Excitant pearly hominid senate
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Dashing cruel-hearted library tattoo
  09/12/25
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Dashing cruel-hearted library tattoo
  10/28/25
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lfo
  11/27/25
Haha wow
lilac zombie-like hunting ground parlour
  08/28/25
Happy?
Outnumbered Crackhouse Clown
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
lilac zombie-like hunting ground parlour
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Excitant pearly hominid senate
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
heady pungent institution
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Excitant pearly hominid senate
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
heady pungent institution
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
bateful vermilion faggotry hissy fit
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
marvelous den crotch
  08/28/25
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Peach Range Depressive
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
odious church
  08/29/25
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abusive fanboi gaming laptop
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Slimy aromatic native dysfunction
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Appetizing unholy plaza
  08/29/25
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Peach Range Depressive
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Fear-inspiring Comical Indirect Expression Generalized Bond
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Appetizing unholy plaza
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Dashing cruel-hearted library tattoo
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
chestnut travel guidebook corner
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Excitant pearly hominid senate
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
lilac zombie-like hunting ground parlour
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Slimy aromatic native dysfunction
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Excitant pearly hominid senate
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Flatulent Place Of Business Antidepressant Drug
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
useless stimulating point sandwich
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
lilac zombie-like hunting ground parlour
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
heady pungent institution
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Excitant pearly hominid senate
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Appetizing unholy plaza
  09/01/25
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Excitant pearly hominid senate
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Appetizing unholy plaza
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Excitant pearly hominid senate
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Outnumbered Crackhouse Clown
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
lilac zombie-like hunting ground parlour
  09/01/25
?
Dashing cruel-hearted library tattoo
  09/12/25
?
lfo
  11/27/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
shivering location wagecucks
  09/01/25
Fuck you
lilac zombie-like hunting ground parlour
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Excitant pearly hominid senate
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Dashing cruel-hearted library tattoo
  09/12/25
Yes
Excitant pearly hominid senate
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Dashing cruel-hearted library tattoo
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Dashing cruel-hearted library tattoo
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
insanely creepy drab lettuce meetinghouse
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: insanely creepy drab lettuce meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: razzle station personal credit line

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: insanely creepy drab lettuce meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: heady pungent institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: talented iridescent degenerate

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: insanely creepy drab lettuce meetinghouse

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: spectacular jade queen of the night

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: talented iridescent degenerate

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Excitant pearly hominid senate

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Dashing cruel-hearted library tattoo

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Excitant pearly hominid senate

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Dashing cruel-hearted library tattoo

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Excitant pearly hominid senate

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Dashing cruel-hearted library tattoo

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: Dashing cruel-hearted library tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49466781)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: lilac zombie-like hunting ground parlour

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Outnumbered Crackhouse Clown

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: lilac zombie-like hunting ground parlour

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Excitant pearly hominid senate

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: heady pungent institution

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Excitant pearly hominid senate

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: heady pungent institution

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: bateful vermilion faggotry hissy fit

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: marvelous den crotch

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Peach Range Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: odious church

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: abusive fanboi gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Slimy aromatic native dysfunction

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Appetizing unholy plaza

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Peach Range Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Comical Indirect Expression Generalized Bond

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Appetizing unholy plaza

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Dashing cruel-hearted library tattoo

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: chestnut travel guidebook corner

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Excitant pearly hominid senate

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: lilac zombie-like hunting ground parlour

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Slimy aromatic native dysfunction

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Excitant pearly hominid senate

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Flatulent Place Of Business Antidepressant Drug

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: useless stimulating point sandwich

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: lilac zombie-like hunting ground parlour

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: heady pungent institution

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Excitant pearly hominid senate

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Appetizing unholy plaza

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Excitant pearly hominid senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Appetizing unholy plaza

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Excitant pearly hominid senate

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Outnumbered Crackhouse Clown

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: lilac zombie-like hunting ground parlour

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Dashing cruel-hearted library tattoo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49466782)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: shivering location wagecucks

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: lilac zombie-like hunting ground parlour

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Excitant pearly hominid senate

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Dashing cruel-hearted library tattoo

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Excitant pearly hominid senate

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Dashing cruel-hearted library tattoo

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Dashing cruel-hearted library tattoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: insanely creepy drab lettuce meetinghouse

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259839)