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Neighbor drove up to me while walking my dog

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Mewling Soul-stirring Famous Landscape Painting
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Was it a babby tree?
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Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed w...
Mewling Soul-stirring Famous Landscape Painting
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Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that...
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jet medicated locus
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That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?
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DESCRIBE ur neighbor
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Mewling Soul-stirring Famous Landscape Painting
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Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.
Maize forum
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dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off
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180, love this twist.
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"my wife is white, and a sinophile"
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this thread just got like 10 times better
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dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in t...
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ti, oc, tcr.
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Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization....
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No wonder u don't get laid
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The whole thread is a work of art
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: Mewling Soul-stirring Famous Landscape Painting

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her bike next to me and could hear them. I know for a fact my dog didn't pee on his tree so I gave him a chance to correct himself. Asked when was this and he says just now. Paused incredulously for a long second and he didn't waiver so I said "fuck you" and walked away. He goes "what! what!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47459198)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:42 PM
Author: lake high-end jap home

Was it a babby tree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47459639)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: Mewling Soul-stirring Famous Landscape Painting

Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed when she got home (she was at brunch while this happened) that our dog pees on that tree sometimes when she walks him. She went over and apologized and the guy apologized for riding up on me this morning and they laughed about how I was MAF. Looks like we're going to be friends with these idiots now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47459713)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: lake high-end jap home

Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that they are so delicate that a little pee will kill them? Fuck apologizing to this pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47460281)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: jet medicated locus



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: hairless queen of the night wrinkle

That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47459347)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: disrespectful set crotch



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: Mewling Soul-stirring Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47459740)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: poppy coiffed brunch



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: razzmatazz pit ape



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: jet medicated locus



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:47 AM
Author: comical grizzly dilemma



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: lilac tanning salon



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: Crawly New Version

DESCRIBE ur neighbor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47459353)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Mewling Soul-stirring Famous Landscape Painting

Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47459728)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Maize forum

Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47459643)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: odious casino double fault

dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47459729)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: Mewling Soul-stirring Famous Landscape Painting

My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought them our last box of pineapple cake from Taiwan. I refuse to go over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47459736)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: Smoky rough-skinned hell milk

To be fair,

“My wife is still talking to them in Chinese”

Lmao well played

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47459743)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:46 PM
Author: Lemon box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47459873)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: vivacious plum location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47460455)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: aromatic shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47460700)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: comical grizzly dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47460964)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: internet-worthy big stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47461229)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: peach glittery hairy legs



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: histrionic stain

What? How would your wife speak Chinese? That is so fucking random lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47459744)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Maize forum

180, love this twist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47459857)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: jet medicated locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47460517)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: thriller outnumbered school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47460699)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: Yapping striped hyena voyeur

"my wife is white, and a sinophile"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47461266)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: Aquamarine Swollen Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47459864)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:05 PM
Author: Titillating mexican sneaky criminal

(Mitch McConnell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47460594)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Maize forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47461963)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: aromatic shrine

this thread just got like 10 times better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47460701)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:02 PM
Author: beady-eyed ruby laser beams

dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in the country), but it also seems like the neighbor was out of line. You should sneak out later and pee on his precious tree yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47459735)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: Maize forum

ti, oc, tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47459858)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: black electric field mediation

Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47459868)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: impertinent passionate resort athletic conference

Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and this Boomer woman was upset that I took the last almond milk carton. She glared at me and was like "excuse me but I'm older and disabled and I can't go to another store for this product". I just looked at her for a moment and said "I don't give a shit". She audibly gasped and was just frozen there as I walked away, you could tell she had never been talked to like that, probably married to some ubercuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47459870)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: Lemon box office

I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the item out of my cart while I had my back turned. I made a huge scene and she gave it back and sulked away. Fucking boomers man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47459878)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:49 PM
Author: 180 headpube private investor

i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the very rational conclusion that “no way is this millennial shit going to make a bombastic orgy of self-righteousness SCENE to the mortification of everyone involved in any capacity over a carton of MILK” but then it turns out she stole it from—of all fucking people— tsinah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47460279)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: black electric field mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47460443)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: jet medicated locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47460521)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: Ungodly ticket booth trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47460624)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: aromatic shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47460703)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: comical grizzly dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47460966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Buck-toothed puppy indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47461214)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: lilac tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47461255)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: black electric field mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47461374)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: Elite sanctuary doctorate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47460284)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: brilliant talented idea he suggested

You owe us an explanation as to why you’re buying almond milk. That’s the faggiest part of the post by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47460463)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: black electric field mediation



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: impertinent passionate resort athletic conference

I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It’s for my Health or something iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47460473)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: pea-brained stirring half-breed native

No wonder u don't get laid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47460957)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: concupiscible sable jewess parlour

but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47460522)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:38 AM
Author: fragrant sandwich pistol

I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in people’s yards but there is one anti-Canite faggot in my neighborhood who puts a dainty foot high dog barrier fence up. He’s on a corner so has a few signs in his just on the street side of his fence. I make sure the dog deposits a healthy load on each every walk. He’s a gardener so usually is sitting there seething and I just laugh at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47460950)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:46 AM
Author: internet-worthy big stead

dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only on XO" vibe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47461201)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Buck-toothed puppy indian lodge

The whole thread is a work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47461213)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: lilac tanning salon

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47461258)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Maize forum

Amazing thread that started as mundane but to incredibly XOish twists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47461966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:04 PM
Author: aromatic shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Elisa#47461972)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67



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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)



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