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Rate this 35 y/o female nurse caught having sex w/ 15 y/o stepson

https://nypost.com/2025/05/01/us-news/florida-nurse-alexis-v...
beta whorehouse
  05/05/25
What if Islam is right?
Nofapping ticket booth
  05/05/25
Would be an 8 (big fan of that face), but for the disqualify...
Cerise Swollen Mad Cow Disease
  05/05/25
WTF is that disaster on her stomach?
Thriller doctorate
  05/05/25
What do you think is going on below it?
iridescent legal warrant
  06/22/25
her earholes are disgusting 🤮
hilarious native double fault
  05/05/25
Also those tits are fake. Weird, and ugly.
Bat shit crazy property
  05/05/25
She has meth face
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  05/05/25
I definitely jerked off to the movie of this on Brazzers.com...
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  05/05/25
“She commented on not realizing how big ‘IT&rsqu...
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"Thank you for the compliment of young penis skin."...
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Abnormal elite sanctuary
  05/05/25
you beat me to it. was gonna poast the same thing.
Abnormal elite sanctuary
  05/05/25
We should start referring to Nurse as "the N word"
ungodly hateful church pisswyrm
  05/05/25
classic Scumbaguette. If it weren’t for this, she woul...
violent glittery stag film
  05/05/25
If you locked millennial Indian doctors and scumbagette nurs...
Spruce drunken spot toaster
  05/05/25
Very low odds ime, unless there was an explicit transaction ...
violent glittery stag film
  05/05/25
Most 15 year olds are fantasizing about this
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Poast moniker synergy
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histrionic boiling water pervert
  05/05/25
In this photo you can see her maiden name was something like...
Green kitchen coffee pot
  05/05/25
Low iq schtick? You linked the same article in the OP
puce bonkers institution queen of the night
  05/05/25
Link?
Green kitchen coffee pot
  05/05/25
You just edited your post.
puce bonkers institution queen of the night
  05/05/25
Link?
Green kitchen coffee pot
  05/05/25
And you’re retarded. Jews aren’t named Von
puce bonkers institution queen of the night
  05/05/25
(jealous that this pedojew got to see a 15 y/o penis)
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Spectacular nursing home
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It's a middle name
Green kitchen coffee pot
  05/05/25
Ah yes the famous goy John von Neumann
Green kitchen coffee pot
  05/05/25
lol this dumbass jew got blown out trying to defend a downlo...
Razzmatazz massive haunted graveyard
  05/05/25
? this idiot edited the link, and now thinks von___ is je...
puce bonkers institution queen of the night
  05/05/25
Hey buddy we have one rule here.
galvanic base
  05/05/25
im sorry i woke up MAF at jews today idk why
Razzmatazz massive haunted graveyard
  05/05/25
That’s fine. We just have one rule bro. We’re al...
galvanic base
  05/05/25
Reading this amazingly realistic summary of events, I cant h...
Gaped Very Tactful Center National Security Agency
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even though I personally find her repulsive, 15 year old sti...
Spectacular nursing home
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https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2025/05/alexis...
aqua resort trump supporter
  05/05/25
This reporting reads like erotica. Why is all this in the po...
overrated talented hall
  05/05/25
shes has crazy eyes. hnnngh
Stirring Yapping Yarmulke Mental Disorder
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DEFINITELY bro
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Date: May 5th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: beta whorehouse

https://nypost.com/2025/05/01/us-news/florida-nurse-alexis-von-yates-revolting-excuse-to-husband-for-having-sex-with-teen-stepson/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904304)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 1:23 AM
Author: Nofapping ticket booth

What if Islam is right?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904309)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 3:11 AM
Author: Cerise Swollen Mad Cow Disease

Would be an 8 (big fan of that face), but for the disqualifying tats: https://www.ocala-news.com/wp-content/uploads/placid-social-images/f5aa56a49fbb2d03ae7effa451ac9749.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904347)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 3:17 AM
Author: Thriller doctorate

WTF is that disaster on her stomach?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904349)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: iridescent legal warrant

What do you think is going on below it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49041313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: hilarious native double fault

her earholes are disgusting 🤮

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904575)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy property

Also those tits are fake. Weird, and ugly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904661)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: fear-inspiring space masturbator

She has meth face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48905745)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: histrionic boiling water pervert

I definitely jerked off to the movie of this on Brazzers.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904358)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: costumed irradiated hell

“She commented on not realizing how big ‘IT’ looked. Saying it looked like his father’s penis with younger skin,” the teen told cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904407)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: puce bonkers institution queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904597)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: magenta titillating keepsake machete

"Thank you for the compliment of young penis skin."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904651)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Abnormal elite sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904665)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Abnormal elite sanctuary

you beat me to it. was gonna poast the same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904664)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 6:54 AM
Author: ungodly hateful church pisswyrm

We should start referring to Nurse as "the N word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904421)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:09 AM
Author: violent glittery stag film

classic Scumbaguette. If it weren’t for this, she would’ve been arrested down the line for conspiring to murder her boyfriend’s ex-wife or something like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904430)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: Spruce drunken spot toaster

If you locked millennial Indian doctors and scumbagette nurses in a warehouse would they ever have sex iyo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904572)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: violent glittery stag film

Very low odds ime, unless there was an explicit transaction agreed upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904581)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Bespoke address

Most 15 year olds are fantasizing about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904576)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: Green kitchen coffee pot

Poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904590)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: histrionic boiling water pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48905731)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Green kitchen coffee pot

In this photo you can see her maiden name was something like Feinstein

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2025/05/www-facebook-com-alexis-vonrodenstein-103562890.jpg?quality=75&strip=all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904582)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: puce bonkers institution queen of the night

Low iq schtick? You linked the same article in the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904586)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Green kitchen coffee pot

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904588)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: puce bonkers institution queen of the night

You just edited your post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904591)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: Green kitchen coffee pot

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904639)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: puce bonkers institution queen of the night

And you’re retarded. Jews aren’t named Von

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904593)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:04 AM
Author: Razzmatazz massive haunted graveyard

(jealous that this pedojew got to see a 15 y/o penis)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904619)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: Green kitchen coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904640)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: galvanic base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904646)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Spectacular nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48905763)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: Green kitchen coffee pot

It's a middle name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904638)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Green kitchen coffee pot

Ah yes the famous goy John von Neumann

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904644)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Razzmatazz massive haunted graveyard

lol this dumbass jew got blown out trying to defend a downlow pedo jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904615)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: puce bonkers institution queen of the night

?

this idiot edited the link, and now thinks von___ is jewish. rofl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904622)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: galvanic base

Hey buddy we have one rule here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904649)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Razzmatazz massive haunted graveyard

im sorry i woke up MAF at jews today idk why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904653)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: galvanic base

That’s fine. We just have one rule bro. We’re all in this together. Just one big community making sure jewish lawyers never face any sort of consequence from their (often pedophilic) criminality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904662)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Gaped Very Tactful Center National Security Agency

Reading this amazingly realistic summary of events, I cant help but notice this is a near verbatim repeat of a story told by a 15yo teenage boy. All good, teenage boys are known for being honest about these things.

"“She commented on not realizing how big ‘IT’ looked. Saying it looked like his father’s penis with younger skin,” the teen told cops."

And

"Von Yates then commented on the teen’s ability, [while talking to said teen's dad, within hearing of said teen] giving him a seven out of 10 before saying he “had been around the block.”

#believeallvictims

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48905634)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Spectacular nursing home

even though I personally find her repulsive, 15 year old still lucky. Dad musta been pissed though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48905767)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: aqua resort trump supporter

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2025/05/alexis-von-yates-seen-undated-103588440.jpg?quality=75&strip=all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48906157)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: overrated talented hall

This reporting reads like erotica. Why is all this in the police report lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48907035)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Stirring Yapping Yarmulke Mental Disorder

shes has crazy eyes. hnnngh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48907138)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 7:04 AM
Author: histrionic boiling water pervert

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48912805)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 7:31 AM
Author: Seedy razzle shitlib voyeur

jewish porn conditioning is working, considering how much "stepmother/stepson" porn is out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48912824)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: pontificating nighttime tanning salon generalized bond

Whites commit a disproportionately low rate of molestation, but thanks for playing stupid racist gooktard

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2641279&forum_id=2#48732088

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49030249)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: pontificating nighttime tanning salon generalized bond

DEFINITELY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49030266)



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Date: June 19th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: pontificating nighttime tanning salon generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49033262)



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Date: June 19th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: pontificating nighttime tanning salon generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49033386)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: pontificating nighttime tanning salon generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49041049)



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Date: June 24th, 2025 2:03 AM
Author: pontificating nighttime tanning salon generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49044799)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: pontificating nighttime tanning salon generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49049876)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: pontificating nighttime tanning salon generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49052306)



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Date: June 29th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: pontificating nighttime tanning salon generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49059257)



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Date: July 4th, 2025 1:00 AM
Author: pontificating nighttime tanning salon generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49071190)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: pontificating nighttime tanning salon generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49077743)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: pontificating nighttime tanning salon generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49084441)



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Date: February 19th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49681333)



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Date: February 19th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49681353)



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Date: February 19th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49681597)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Heady Step-uncle's House Philosopher-king

would

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49041282)