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Jose Canseco spells own name wrong in tweet

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1367239016328830977
supple impressive sanctuary
  03/03/21
he's just helping out his buddy jose conseco with his car wa...
cracking brunch
  03/03/21
with some gass
Insecure abode double fault
  05/12/21
He's not a native english speaker. whatev
sadistic demanding theater stage mexican
  03/03/21
lol, 180
Misanthropic aphrodisiac kitchen chad
  03/03/21
ah yes, that explains why he has trouble spelling English wo...
Gay Locale
  08/06/21
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Lascivious unhinged philosopher-king
  08/06/21
LMAO.
Primrose dopamine cruise ship
  08/06/21
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  08/06/21
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Emerald narrow-minded hall
  08/17/22
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Primrose dopamine cruise ship
  08/17/22
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hot mad-dog skullcap locus
  07/03/23
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ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp
  12/10/25
wow turns out ppl fuckin hate jose canseco
Adventurous cordovan gaping
  03/03/21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Foi-McBulkw
Misanthropic aphrodisiac kitchen chad
  03/03/21
him and ricky henderson were my favorite baseball players as...
aqua boyish trailer park
  03/03/21
mfcr
Motley azure kitty cat national
  08/17/22
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1380799274775052297
supple impressive sanctuary
  04/10/21
whoa. that twitter feed is something else.
poppy bipolar point feces
  04/10/21
lol, he did it again https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/stat...
supple impressive sanctuary
  05/12/21
come getting out of graft and car washing some gas tp
Insecure abode double fault
  05/12/21
Drunk
Disrespectful main people
  05/12/21
laughing so hard I'm crying
duck-like painfully honest doctorate nursing home
  05/12/21
Any Vegas poasters want to go hang with Jose at his car wash...
supple impressive sanctuary
  05/12/21
ive been following jose canseco on twitter for years, he alw...
thriller yellow keepsake machete scourge upon the earth
  05/12/21
Lmao Also Ho Lee Fuk had no idea his daughter was so hot
Primrose dopamine cruise ship
  06/24/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1407837900381720586
supple impressive sanctuary
  06/23/21
...
Primrose dopamine cruise ship
  06/24/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1412845409643474948
supple impressive sanctuary
  07/07/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1412992966138810372
supple impressive sanctuary
  07/08/21
He's onto us https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1409985...
supple impressive sanctuary
  07/08/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1423715257323646987
supple impressive sanctuary
  08/06/21
Just spent ~10 minutes reading Jose Canseco tweets...speechl...
Costumed sweet tailpipe faggotry
  08/06/21
...
Primrose dopamine cruise ship
  08/06/21
holy shit, his daughter is a fucking dime https://twitter...
Costumed sweet tailpipe faggotry
  08/06/21
Wow
Primrose dopamine cruise ship
  08/06/21
no shit hes jose canseco
Motley azure kitty cat national
  08/17/22
...
Primrose dopamine cruise ship
  08/17/22
Plastic surgery disaster
titillating karate
  12/04/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4875197&fo...
Primrose dopamine cruise ship
  08/06/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1429615143655116801
supple impressive sanctuary
  08/22/21
180000000000000000
Primrose dopamine cruise ship
  08/22/21
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  08/17/22
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Primrose dopamine cruise ship
  08/17/22
zero fucks just win at everything all the time
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Primrose dopamine cruise ship
  08/17/22
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Primrose dopamine cruise ship
  12/08/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1559654784436617216
supple impressive sanctuary
  08/17/22
18000000000000000000000000 Especially because I was just ...
Primrose dopamine cruise ship
  08/17/22
ESL latinos are a lower class than blacks. i rarely think ab...
swashbuckling brindle preventive strike
  08/17/22
Canseco actually isn't ESL. He moved to the US at age 1 and...
supple impressive sanctuary
  02/17/23
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1626761598185639936
supple impressive sanctuary
  02/17/23
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco No college will ever give you ...
supple impressive sanctuary
  08/06/23
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Primrose dopamine cruise ship
  12/04/23
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Low-t pocket flask
  12/04/23
🐢🀝🐢
Primrose dopamine cruise ship
  12/04/23
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Primrose dopamine cruise ship
  11/21/23
What is Jose trying to tell us here? https://twitter.com/...
supple impressive sanctuary
  12/10/23
to be fair, the a and o keys are often mistakenly used due t...
aquamarine diverse filthpig
  12/10/23
XO meetup with XO Jose Canseco April 27th in Woodbridge NJ. ...
supple impressive sanctuary
  02/13/24
https://x.com/JoseCanseco/status/1794755413738705278
supple impressive sanctuary
  05/26/24
https://x.com/JoseCanseco/status/1893800468502950271
supple impressive sanctuary
  02/23/25


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Date: March 3rd, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: supple impressive sanctuary

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1367239016328830977

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#42044006)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 8:54 PM
Author: cracking brunch

he's just helping out his buddy jose conseco with his car wash i dont see the issue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#42044009)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:29 PM
Author: Insecure abode double fault

with some gass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#42450579)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 8:54 PM
Author: sadistic demanding theater stage mexican

He's not a native english speaker. whatev

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#42044010)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 9:22 PM
Author: Misanthropic aphrodisiac kitchen chad

lol, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#42044188)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:41 PM
Author: Gay Locale

ah yes, that explains why he has trouble spelling English words like "Jose Canseco"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#42909987)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:53 PM
Author: Lascivious unhinged philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#42910049)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:53 PM
Author: Primrose dopamine cruise ship

LMAO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#42910051)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: arousing olive ticket booth international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#42910054)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:24 AM
Author: Emerald narrow-minded hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#45025484)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:25 AM
Author: Primrose dopamine cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#45025487)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: hot mad-dog skullcap locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#46505692)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#49499304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 9:17 PM
Author: Adventurous cordovan gaping

wow turns out ppl fuckin hate jose canseco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#42044168)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 9:22 PM
Author: Misanthropic aphrodisiac kitchen chad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Foi-McBulkw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#42044187)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 9:25 PM
Author: aqua boyish trailer park

him and ricky henderson were my favorite baseball players as a kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#42044201)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:26 AM
Author: Motley azure kitty cat national

mfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#45025491)



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Date: April 10th, 2021 6:07 PM
Author: supple impressive sanctuary

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1380799274775052297

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#42255641)



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Date: April 10th, 2021 6:13 PM
Author: poppy bipolar point feces

whoa. that twitter feed is something else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#42255664)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: supple impressive sanctuary

lol, he did it again

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1392586123239518208

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#42450567)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:30 PM
Author: Insecure abode double fault

come getting out of graft and car washing some gas tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#42450584)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:28 PM
Author: Disrespectful main people

Drunk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#42450573)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:29 PM
Author: duck-like painfully honest doctorate nursing home

laughing so hard I'm crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#42450580)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 9:39 PM
Author: supple impressive sanctuary

Any Vegas poasters want to go hang with Jose at his car wash and report back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#42451287)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 9:43 PM
Author: thriller yellow keepsake machete scourge upon the earth

ive been following jose canseco on twitter for years, he always fucking delivers

this is another recent one that was an instant classic:

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1365826972346064899?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#42451303)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 1:28 AM
Author: Primrose dopamine cruise ship

Lmao

Also Ho Lee Fuk had no idea his daughter was so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#42677568)



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Date: June 23rd, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: supple impressive sanctuary

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1407837900381720586

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#42676625)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 1:29 AM
Author: Primrose dopamine cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#42677569)



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Date: July 7th, 2021 2:52 PM
Author: supple impressive sanctuary

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1412845409643474948

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#42744740)



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Date: July 8th, 2021 12:55 AM
Author: supple impressive sanctuary

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1412992966138810372

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#42747723)



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Date: July 8th, 2021 12:56 AM
Author: supple impressive sanctuary

He's onto us

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1409985252878032897

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#42747724)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:29 PM
Author: supple impressive sanctuary

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1423715257323646987

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#42909915)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:50 PM
Author: Costumed sweet tailpipe faggotry

Just spent ~10 minutes reading Jose Canseco tweets...speechless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#42910032)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:51 PM
Author: Primrose dopamine cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#42910039)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:53 PM
Author: Costumed sweet tailpipe faggotry

holy shit, his daughter is a fucking dime

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1365826828955312129

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#42910045)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:55 PM
Author: Primrose dopamine cruise ship

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#42910059)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:26 AM
Author: Motley azure kitty cat national

no shit hes jose canseco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#45025492)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 1:46 AM
Author: Primrose dopamine cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#45025795)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 3:40 PM
Author: titillating karate

Plastic surgery disaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#47132317)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:53 PM
Author: Primrose dopamine cruise ship

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4875197&forum_id=2#42802051

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#42910050)



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: supple impressive sanctuary

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1429615143655116801

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#42992883)



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 9:30 PM
Author: Primrose dopamine cruise ship

180000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#42992892)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:06 AM
Author: stubborn at-the-ready candlestick maker gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#45025433)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 4:39 PM
Author: Primrose dopamine cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#45029075)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 4:45 PM
Author: spectacular charcoal twinkling uncleanness plaza

zero fucks just win at everything all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#45029122)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 7:32 PM
Author: Primrose dopamine cruise ship



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Date: December 8th, 2021 1:49 AM
Author: Primrose dopamine cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#43576881)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:03 AM
Author: supple impressive sanctuary

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1559654784436617216

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#45025420)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:20 AM
Author: Primrose dopamine cruise ship

18000000000000000000000000

Especially because I was just thinking of this thread the other day, for some mysterious reason...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#45025477)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:26 AM
Author: swashbuckling brindle preventive strike

ESL latinos are a lower class than blacks. i rarely think about it but stuff like this confirms it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#45025489)



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Date: February 17th, 2023 9:12 PM
Author: supple impressive sanctuary

Canseco actually isn't ESL. He moved to the US at age 1 and speaks unaccented American English.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#45948891)



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Date: February 17th, 2023 9:11 PM
Author: supple impressive sanctuary

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1626761598185639936

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#45948885)



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Date: August 6th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: supple impressive sanctuary

Jose Canseco

@JoseCanseco

No college will ever give you a masters in life

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1688247028974063616

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#46635673)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Primrose dopamine cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#47132300)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 3:38 PM
Author: Low-t pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#47132312)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 10:22 PM
Author: Primrose dopamine cruise ship

🐢🀝🐢

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#47134002)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 2:37 PM
Author: Primrose dopamine cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#47082850)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: supple impressive sanctuary

What is Jose trying to tell us here?

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1733722863876624628

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#47153228)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: aquamarine diverse filthpig

to be fair, the a and o keys are often mistakenly used due to their closeness on the keyboard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#47153239)



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Date: February 13th, 2024 7:06 PM
Author: supple impressive sanctuary

XO meetup with XO Jose Canseco April 27th in Woodbridge NJ. Only $59 (non-refundable)

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1757555458771169666

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#47399761)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: supple impressive sanctuary

https://x.com/JoseCanseco/status/1794755413738705278

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#47694100)



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: supple impressive sanctuary

https://x.com/JoseCanseco/status/1893800468502950271

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2Elisa#48687811)