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It's 11pm. You're walking out the doors of Davis Polk onto Lexington. Pop Smoke
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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM Author: light dingle berry house pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43762911) |
Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM Author: mauve beady-eyed menage pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43762952) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM Author: Cordovan arrogant gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43762961) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM Author: 180 twinkling uncleanness hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43762999) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM Author: Cerise misunderstood plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43763036) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM Author: rough-skinned razzle hall athletic conference CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM Author: Pink unholy home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43763048) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM Author: Fuchsia Codepig Sandwich “ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ” such a nice line |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM Author: Sapphire philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43763167) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM Author: aquamarine learning disabled sanctuary "The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."
how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM Author: Cerebral dilemma "mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43767508) |
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM Author: Maroon mewling trust fund it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after
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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM Author: Pearly shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43767804) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM Author: peach swashbuckling wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43763147) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM Author: Sapphire philosopher-king On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43763164) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM Author: crimson marvelous crackhouse internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43764294) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM Author: Slate Arousing Lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43763207) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM Author: Supple tan deer antler Pop smoke is dead Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories? |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM Author: light dingle berry house This is what brings him back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43764127) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM Author: Cordovan arrogant gas station He's all about Makin' It Rain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43764129) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM Author: light dingle berry house it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43764141) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM Author: Cordovan arrogant gas station Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43764304) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM Author: Sapphire philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43764832) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM Author: crimson marvelous crackhouse internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43766439) |
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM Author: Maroon mewling trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#46020132) |
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM Author: Nubile contagious corn cake patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#46020138) |
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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM Author: stubborn soul-stirring corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#47340539) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:30 PM Author: Kenneth Play (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#49354865) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM Author: stubborn soul-stirring corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43764136) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM Author: sticky field selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43764146) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM Author: aquamarine learning disabled sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43764147) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM Author: crimson marvelous crackhouse internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43764292) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM Author: Fuchsia Codepig Sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43764310) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM Author: Racy Clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43764318) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM Author: avocado cheese-eating french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43764950) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM Author: Fragrant crusty pozpig Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"
"I am, Woo."
"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.
"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.
"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.
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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM Author: Fuchsia Codepig Sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43767498) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM Author: Pearly shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43767815) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM Author: Hilarious bateful gaming laptop *dreams of a midlevel litigation associate* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43767925) |
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