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Hypo: 40 days to gain or lose 40 pounds for $4M
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Date: April 28th, 2025 3:15 PM Author: Amethyst flatulent becky You have 40 days to weigh in at either 40 pounds more or 40 pounds less than you weigh right now. If you succeed, you get $4M tax free.
Do you go for it? Do you try to lose weight or gain weight? What's your strategy?
No surgeries or supplements designed or marketed to make people gain or lose weight are allowed. Smoking would be OK. Ozempic would not. |
Date: April 28th, 2025 3:34 PM Author: Amethyst flatulent becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48887844) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 3:35 PM Author: spruce insecure jap faggotry it depends on the conditions for the weigh-in prior to trying to gain. 40+lbs from normal unprepped weight would be hellish. however, if you can do a wrestling-style cut and weight-making routine prior to the challenge, it would be a lot more realistic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48887854) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Amethyst flatulent becky No tricks on the front end. They're weighing you right now.
The weigh in 40 days from now you can game by loading up on water and a big meal or dehydrating yourself or whatever.
Are you in? |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: Contagious Flesh Public Bath Indirect Expression Gain. I can do it, no problem. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48887860) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Amethyst flatulent becky A pound a day is a lot. What's your strategy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48887885) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 5:36 PM Author: Contagious Flesh Public Bath Indirect Expression I’m currently 45 lbs below my heaviest. I will sit still and eat. Ben and Jerry’s every night. I’ll probably feel miserable but I am confident I can get there with a few days to spare. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48888215) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: Talented box office trump supporter So, eat 5500 calories a day instead of 2000 ?
Easy. 40 days, 40 bloomin' onions. |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 3:38 PM Author: spruce insecure jap faggotry you're generally not going to gain 1lb of weight just by eating a theoretical pound of excess calories, though. there are a lot of digestive inefficiencies and adaptations. if you try to overstuff yourself to pack on weight, you might actually do the opposite (at least for periods of time) and start shitting everything out involuntarily. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48887874) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: Motley Nighttime Theater This seems impossible either way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48887863) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: purple high-end field mad-dog skullcap just do 4000 excess calories for day for 40 days nbd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48887865) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 3:43 PM Author: Amethyst flatulent becky Sounds easy when you put it that way. I think it would take more than that.
Bloomins Onion are 1900 calories each. I don't think if I ate my normal diet plus 2 of those a day that I'd hit an extra 40 pounds in 40 days. |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 3:44 PM Author: purple high-end field mad-dog skullcap i would think your organs would explode after a couple weeks but who knows. you could also eat a pint of ice cream every day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48887902) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 3:49 PM Author: Amethyst flatulent becky Nah, tons of obesemos live like this every day for decades. Adding 40 pounds to an otherwise healthy and in shape person wouldn't be so terrible on the organs.
Interesting to note that the American obesity rate hovers around 50% until 75 years old, when it falls off a cliff.
https://www.wihealthatlas.org/obesity/age |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 3:50 PM Author: purple high-end field mad-dog skullcap 75 isn't a bad run at all for an obesemo. those extra 10-15 years healthymos get are sps anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48887923) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 5:18 PM Author: lemon histrionic pit How are these 75 year old Americans losing weight fast? The answer may surprise you! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48888174) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: cracking wrinkle crackhouse Could I use insulin and/or anabolic steroids (or similar compounds)?
Could I drink unusually large amount of liquids before the weigh ins?
Could I dehydrate before the weigh-in? |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 3:45 PM Author: Amethyst flatulent becky No, that's too far into PEDs against the spirit of the Hypo.
You can over hydrate or dehydrate all you want before the final weigh in 40 days from now. The first weigh in would be immediate, so no time to do anything.
Are you in? |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 3:50 PM Author: cracking wrinkle crackhouse Yeah. Losing 40lbs would be "harder" but have a much higher likelihood of success, assuming compliance.
I'd do a 40 day water + electrolyte fast, walk 4-5 hours per day, and the day before the weigh-in dehydrate like an MMA fighter.
Can I also do an ammonia bath and exfoliate off my top dead layers of skin? |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 4:02 PM Author: Amethyst flatulent becky Exfoliating dead skin is fine.
40 day water fast would be brutal. And likely unnecessary. You could probably make it doing a few 2 days fasts with 400 calorie days between.
Lots of walking is crazy, but ljl at doing it on day 30 of a strict fast. |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 3:56 PM Author: cracking wrinkle crackhouse I have very little fat to lose, but here's how it would break down:
-10 lbs of intramuscular water + glycogen lost the first week as I get into solid ketosis. -13 lbs of muscle lost. I lift everyday and I'm lean, so when I stop lifting regularly muscle drops off fast. -11 lbs fat loss -6 lbs lost in final few days through dehydration. |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 4:07 PM Author: Amethyst flatulent becky What do you think you'd weigh at day 10? 20? 30?
Last 10 pounds would be the hardest. |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Passionate cuck principal's office when i was 20 i wouldve done this. not now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48887882) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Contagious Flesh Public Bath Indirect Expression For four million? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48887889) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Passionate cuck principal's office nope (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48887931) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 3:50 PM Author: Sick idiot resort What do i get for doing both back to back? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48887918) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 3:52 PM Author: bronze locale travel guidebook i don't know if im capable of putting on more weight , maybe I can get up to 280 , but getting to 305 pounds in 40 days would be a difficult (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48887926) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 4:03 PM Author: Motley Nighttime Theater lmao how the fuck do you weigh 265 lbs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48887957) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: floppy dun haunted graveyard He resembles Brock Lesnar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48888157) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 4:04 PM Author: Amethyst flatulent becky Sounds like you may be a good candidate for the lose 40 pounds half of this hypo, friend. That would be easier for a big guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48887962) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 3:55 PM Author: stimulating parlor tattoo i weigh 160 lbs. i dont think i could do either. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48887938) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 4:05 PM Author: Amethyst flatulent becky Why not? Gaining 40 pounds should by feasible? It's just a few thousand extra calories per day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48887967) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 4:49 PM Author: stimulating parlor tattoo I dont know, I have never weighed more than 175 lbs. Not sure I could physically put on 40 pounds in that time frame. Not sure I could physically eat that much food. Maybe my intestines are smaller or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48888107) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 3:56 PM Author: Shimmering halford gaming laptop I’m just going to do this for free (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48887944) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 4:03 PM Author: Motley Nighttime Theater Current weight? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48887958) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 4:56 PM Author: Shimmering halford gaming laptop 369 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48888121) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 4:57 PM Author: Motley Nighttime Theater I don't think you have what it takes the break four bills dude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48888123) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 5:38 PM Author: Fluffy coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48888218) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: judgmental peach dingle berry He lives in Houston. He probably can’t walk to his mail box without seeking a person who weighs over 400 lbs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48888641) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 5:05 PM Author: Passionate cuck principal's office you could literally take a shit and lose 40 lbs it doesnt count at your weight. the op was for normal peole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48888133) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 3:49 PM Author: Leftism is a mental disease fucking lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48891024) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 4:05 PM Author: Amethyst flatulent becky Have you irl hit these numbers in 40 day periods? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48887963) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 4:31 PM Author: Shimmering halford gaming laptop I can lose 40 lbs in 40 days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48888064) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2025 8:59 PM Author: peeface you haven't been able to do it in 4 years
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Date: May 3rd, 2025 9:10 PM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) I lost 80 pounds in about 10 weeks 2 years ago.
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Date: May 3rd, 2025 9:21 PM Author: Leo Frank's Orphanage (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48902093) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2025 9:22 PM Author: Pierbattista Pizzaballa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48902095) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 10:59 AM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) Subject: Update: 356 lbs Just a quick update for you guys. I started on this journey because of this thread on 4/28. Today is 5/3 and I am down 13 pounds from 369. I expect that I’ll be able to get to 329 by mid June. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48898648) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2025 7:58 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Good luck. What's your strategy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48901949) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2025 8:47 PM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) I didn't eat for 2 days. Tonight I ate about 2500 calories, but only about 20 percent of that was carbs. I should get to half way sometime this week (249 pounds) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 5:49 PM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) Subject: Whoa we’re half way there! 349lbs. Down 20. 20 more to go. 32 days to do it in. LFG! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48906374) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:18 PM Author: Nazca Redlines (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48906905) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: Disturbing Concupiscible Circlehead I’d rather take my chances with the free throws (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48888158) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: Lascivious cobalt windowlicker i wouldn't do it. I'm not fat enough to shed a cool 40 lbs no problem and id rather look good at the beach than be fat as fuck wifh some extra cash
cutting 40 lbs is probably pretty easy if you're fat. Take tons of ozempic, drink water (so you don't retain it), eat no salt and exercise. You dump tons of water and fat |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 8:18 PM Author: Swashbuckling Citrine Mother Now these hypos about $4 million as if it’s a decent sum of money. Lol I remember when my mom’s cousin used to give me and my cousins $20 and an Easter bunny for Easter. On Easter that used to be a great gift. That $20 then feels like what $4 million is to me now. Theres your answer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48888680) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 8:22 PM Author: Shimmering halford gaming laptop With $4m I could afford to get my gutters fixed and my floor repaired from the water damage. Possibly pay off the mortgage itself too. That’d be a huge relief. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48888689) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 8:27 PM Author: Swashbuckling Citrine Mother Maybe a cloak or a cape to finally bask in your height? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48888701) |
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Date: April 28th, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Heady slate ratface I think I could pull this off. I lost 25 pounds in ~2 weeks when I had covid. Could hit that and then just do a 15 pound water weight cut in the sauna (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48888714) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 7:18 AM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., Wife is due in a few weeks. Can I sign her up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48889807) |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: No Paye No Gain Paddy did it in a week
https://brobible.com/sports/article/paddy-pimblett-ufc-miami-fight/ |
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Date: April 29th, 2025 3:48 PM Author: Leftism is a mental disease I could easily lose it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717590&forum_id=2Elisa#48891022) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2025 9:02 PM Author: Leo Frank's Orphanage (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon) absolutely
gaining
I'm gonna jump on roids + mk677, start eating 8,000 kcal/day
easy money |