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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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ruddy thriller crackhouse
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
jade school cafeteria quadroon
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ruddy thriller crackhouse
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Arousing Splenetic Dopamine Home
  08/28/25
that's it?
Nofapping senate preventive strike
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
ruddy thriller crackhouse
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Trip mahogany gas station
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Nofapping senate preventive strike
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Dull irradiated toaster old irish cottage
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
mustard casino mental disorder
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Dull irradiated toaster old irish cottage
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
mustard casino mental disorder
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Dull irradiated toaster old irish cottage
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
mustard casino mental disorder
  09/12/25
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mustard casino mental disorder
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mustard casino mental disorder
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lfo
  12/11/25
Haha wow
hyperventilating slippery business firm
  08/28/25
Happy?
duck-like appetizing personal credit line
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
hyperventilating slippery business firm
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Dull irradiated toaster old irish cottage
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Arousing Splenetic Dopamine Home
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Dull irradiated toaster old irish cottage
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Arousing Splenetic Dopamine Home
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Aqua provocative chad deer antler
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Iridescent Glittery Party Of The First Part
  08/28/25
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motley shrine hissy fit
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
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  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
mewling sneaky criminal
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Chartreuse boyish telephone
  08/29/25
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motley shrine hissy fit
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
bossy forum
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Chartreuse boyish telephone
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
mustard casino mental disorder
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
high-end generalized bond institution
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Dull irradiated toaster old irish cottage
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
hyperventilating slippery business firm
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
mewling sneaky criminal
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Dull irradiated toaster old irish cottage
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
lascivious stag film azn
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Brilliant temple
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
hyperventilating slippery business firm
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Arousing Splenetic Dopamine Home
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Dull irradiated toaster old irish cottage
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Chartreuse boyish telephone
  09/01/25
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Dull irradiated toaster old irish cottage
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Chartreuse boyish telephone
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Dull irradiated toaster old irish cottage
  09/01/25
Lolololol
duck-like appetizing personal credit line
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
hyperventilating slippery business firm
  09/01/25
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mustard casino mental disorder
  09/12/25
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mustard casino mental disorder
  11/27/25
?
lfo
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Narrow-minded concupiscible theater stage
  09/01/25
Fuck you
hyperventilating slippery business firm
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Dull irradiated toaster old irish cottage
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
mustard casino mental disorder
  09/12/25
Yes
Dull irradiated toaster old irish cottage
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
mustard casino mental disorder
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
mustard casino mental disorder
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
ruddy thriller crackhouse
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: ruddy thriller crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: jade school cafeteria quadroon

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: ruddy thriller crackhouse



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Arousing Splenetic Dopamine Home



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Nofapping senate preventive strike

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: ruddy thriller crackhouse

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Trip mahogany gas station

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Nofapping senate preventive strike

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Dull irradiated toaster old irish cottage

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: mustard casino mental disorder

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Dull irradiated toaster old irish cottage

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: mustard casino mental disorder

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Dull irradiated toaster old irish cottage

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: mustard casino mental disorder

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: mustard casino mental disorder



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: mustard casino mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49466781)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: hyperventilating slippery business firm

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: duck-like appetizing personal credit line

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: hyperventilating slippery business firm

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Dull irradiated toaster old irish cottage

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Arousing Splenetic Dopamine Home

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Dull irradiated toaster old irish cottage

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Arousing Splenetic Dopamine Home

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Aqua provocative chad deer antler

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Iridescent Glittery Party Of The First Part

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: motley shrine hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: charismatic citrine site

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Carmine parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: mewling sneaky criminal

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Chartreuse boyish telephone

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: motley shrine hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: bossy forum

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Chartreuse boyish telephone

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: mustard casino mental disorder

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: high-end generalized bond institution

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Dull irradiated toaster old irish cottage

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: hyperventilating slippery business firm

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: mewling sneaky criminal

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Dull irradiated toaster old irish cottage

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: lascivious stag film azn

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Brilliant temple

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: hyperventilating slippery business firm

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Arousing Splenetic Dopamine Home

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Dull irradiated toaster old irish cottage

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Chartreuse boyish telephone

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Dull irradiated toaster old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Chartreuse boyish telephone

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Dull irradiated toaster old irish cottage

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: duck-like appetizing personal credit line

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: hyperventilating slippery business firm

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: mustard casino mental disorder

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: mustard casino mental disorder

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Narrow-minded concupiscible theater stage

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: hyperventilating slippery business firm

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Dull irradiated toaster old irish cottage

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: mustard casino mental disorder

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Dull irradiated toaster old irish cottage

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: mustard casino mental disorder

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: mustard casino mental disorder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: ruddy thriller crackhouse

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259839)