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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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smoky electric address boltzmann
  12/17/25
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Magical Light Mexican
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zippy kitchen
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
Lascivious obsidian school patrolman
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
smoky electric address boltzmann
  12/17/25
Boom
Bonkers garrison
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
smoky electric address boltzmann
  12/17/25
Aloha was a great iteration
Bonkers garrison
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
smoky electric address boltzmann
  12/17/25
It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/th...
Bonkers garrison
  12/17/25
Incredible
smoky electric address boltzmann
  12/17/25
boom lives
awkward poppy private investor
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
smoky electric address boltzmann
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
Lascivious obsidian school patrolman
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
kink-friendly demanding hunting ground lodge
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
smoky electric address boltzmann
  12/17/25
Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman
Bonkers garrison
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
smoky electric address boltzmann
  12/17/25
wmtp
cream juggernaut center
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
smoky electric address boltzmann
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
Deranged Electric Furnace
  12/17/25
Strong contender
smoky electric address boltzmann
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
Deranged Electric Furnace
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
smoky electric address boltzmann
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
Deranged Electric Furnace
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
Abusive Kitty Public Bath
  12/17/25
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smoky electric address boltzmann
  12/17/25
evan39
Vivacious depressive organic girlfriend
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
Magical Light Mexican
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
passionate frum trailer park
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
smoky electric address boltzmann
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
passionate frum trailer park
  12/17/25
who are you
awkward poppy private investor
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
passionate frum trailer park
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
awkward poppy private investor
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
Vivacious depressive organic girlfriend
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
irate black property national security agency
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
passionate frum trailer park
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
smoky electric address boltzmann
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
passionate frum trailer park
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
smoky electric address boltzmann
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
passionate frum trailer park
  12/18/25
whokobe
awkward poppy private investor
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
smoky electric address boltzmann
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
Abusive Kitty Public Bath
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
smoky electric address boltzmann
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
Abusive Kitty Public Bath
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
contagious buff sound barrier mental disorder
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
awkward poppy private investor
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
contagious buff sound barrier mental disorder
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
awkward poppy private investor
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
contagious buff sound barrier mental disorder
  12/17/25
Who is IH
smoky electric address boltzmann
  12/17/25
(n00b)
contagious buff sound barrier mental disorder
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
Pea-brained Aquamarine Factory Reset Button Senate
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
smoky electric address boltzmann
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
Avocado resort indirect expression
  12/18/25
Stfu
smoky electric address boltzmann
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
mewling toilet seat
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
Sadistic cheese-eating dingle berry azn
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
Gold Rebellious Liquid Oxygen Point
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
smoky electric address boltzmann
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
Charismatic effete marketing idea pozpig
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
smoky electric address boltzmann
  12/18/25
Thanks.
Pea-brained Aquamarine Factory Reset Button Senate
  12/18/25
Boom
violent lime boiling water parlor
  12/18/25
whokebe
cyan cerebral roast beef fanboi
  12/18/25


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: smoky electric address boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Magical Light Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: zippy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Lascivious obsidian school patrolman

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: smoky electric address boltzmann

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Bonkers garrison

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: smoky electric address boltzmann

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Bonkers garrison

Aloha was a great iteration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: smoky electric address boltzmann

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Bonkers garrison

It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3817030&mc=3&forum_id=2

Boom moved to Hawaii and boomesque jinxs ensued

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: smoky electric address boltzmann

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: awkward poppy private investor

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: smoky electric address boltzmann

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: Lascivious obsidian school patrolman

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: kink-friendly demanding hunting ground lodge

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: smoky electric address boltzmann

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Bonkers garrison

Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: smoky electric address boltzmann

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: cream juggernaut center

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: smoky electric address boltzmann

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Deranged Electric Furnace

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: smoky electric address boltzmann

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Deranged Electric Furnace

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: smoky electric address boltzmann

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Deranged Electric Furnace

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Abusive Kitty Public Bath

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: smoky electric address boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Vivacious depressive organic girlfriend

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: Magical Light Mexican

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: passionate frum trailer park

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: smoky electric address boltzmann

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: passionate frum trailer park

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: awkward poppy private investor

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: passionate frum trailer park

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: awkward poppy private investor

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Vivacious depressive organic girlfriend

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: irate black property national security agency

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: passionate frum trailer park

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: smoky electric address boltzmann

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: passionate frum trailer park

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: smoky electric address boltzmann

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: passionate frum trailer park

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: awkward poppy private investor

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: smoky electric address boltzmann

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Abusive Kitty Public Bath

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: smoky electric address boltzmann

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Abusive Kitty Public Bath

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: contagious buff sound barrier mental disorder

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: awkward poppy private investor

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: contagious buff sound barrier mental disorder

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: awkward poppy private investor

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: contagious buff sound barrier mental disorder

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: smoky electric address boltzmann

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: contagious buff sound barrier mental disorder

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Pea-brained Aquamarine Factory Reset Button Senate

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: smoky electric address boltzmann

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Avocado resort indirect expression

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: smoky electric address boltzmann

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: mewling toilet seat

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Sadistic cheese-eating dingle berry azn

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: Gold Rebellious Liquid Oxygen Point

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: smoky electric address boltzmann

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Charismatic effete marketing idea pozpig

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: smoky electric address boltzmann

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Pea-brained Aquamarine Factory Reset Button Senate

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49519537)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: violent lime boiling water parlor

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: cyan cerebral roast beef fanboi

whokebe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49519546)